Reposted by Skeletor JesusKevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas. Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south 121954
Reposted by Skeletor JesusBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/11/2024One of my favorite things about how things are now is that when I buy toothpaste it sometimes will be like “powered by A.I.” 81356
Reposted by Skeletor JesusStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/10/2024thank you flash fill that is exactly what I wanted 435969
Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Hell yeah we're back on this website on the internet 010
Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2023There's currently a refrigerator commercial on that is based around a parody of like a boss. What year is it 010
Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Doing Polynesian laundry (forgetting it in the washing machine for several hours then forgetting it in the dryer for several hours) 120
Reposted by Skeletor JesusWalker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 08/07/2023Normal day on Twitter… 4151
Reposted by Skeletor Jesusj @dyke.bsky.social · 07/07/2023if i was a crab in a bucket i'd suck and fuck the other crabs 0348
Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023As long as everybody is reposting old bangers, I will mention that this tweet pops into my head at least three times a month 110
Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Love to make plans with my friends that I have to cancel because I randomly contract some Oregon Trail kind of sickness 100
Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Does anybody else just lie awake and suddenly decide they need to take a shower in the dead of the night or is that just me 000
Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Is there a girl equivalent to foot guys or is that strictly a guy thing? 000
Reposted by Skeletor JesusHoly Hell!, It’s STACYHDEMON! @stacyhd.bsky.social · 04/07/2023My brand: 3992453667
Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 04/07/20234th of July is cool but it you live far enough south it's just NYE but worse because it's warm enough to cook out year-round but July is one of the Months of Unholy Heat. That said, I'll never complain about this plate of wings. 020
Reposted by Skeletor JesusKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies 191189222
Reposted by Skeletor JesusChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 04/07/2023Still think weed legalization was a good idea? 28985146
