Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The Burger King is good at heart, but his advisors deceive him. 1216
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hey you! Here's a story I wrote. The 17th century central European peasant mindset is transplanted to modern Wisconsin and played for laughs. thewarbletontales.substack.com/p/what-was-t...thewarbletontales.substack.comWhat Was 'The Pogrom' At Your School?A very serious disciplinary lapse occurred yesterday at JENS in Warbleton 030
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I wrote a little essay of advice I wish I had at 17. I know everyone on here is 38, but maybe someone will find it interesting. thewarbletontales.substack.com/p/all-i-have...thewarbletontales.substack.comAll I Have to GiveAttention all disaffected youth: heed my pitiful example 051
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Snotnose teen(2004): I heard Anna is so slutty she keeps an archive of all the guys she's blown Degenerate stimulant addict(2024): Hey Anna, remember me from school? I download all your PDFs. 050
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Every last soul has a role to play in this earthly drama. Except for him 🫵 071
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Townes Van Zandt said Waiting Round to Die was the first song he ever wrote. And I think fuck you, the first song you ever wrote was not that bleak and perfect. But then again it does include the line, 'one time friends i had a ma, i even had a pa.' 060
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas. Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south 121954
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The bars are open in Africa tonight. Come get drunk...in beautiful Africa. 25114
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 15/11/2024My whole life it seemed like no one could understand me. Even despite the grammar and phonology of Kevlish being far more logical and intuitive than English. 040
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 14/11/2024open.spotify.com/track/6nsxXd...open.spotify.comAlbuquerque - 2016 RemasterNeil Young · Tonight's the Night · Song · 1975 040
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Posting 75-90% spotify links on bluesky. All of them really obvious. You people are dirt to me. open.spotify.com/track/6txGFp...open.spotify.comFrom a Buick 6Bob Dylan · Highway 61 Revisited · Song · 1965 140
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Three chord songs are on average more dynamic and complex than four chord songs. Strong evidence for the divine nature of 3 and the vulgar devilry of 4. 040
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 06/07/2023If I ever came face to face with the man who sold the world, I would pummel him for selling our precious world. 1213
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Every year there's less and less pepper goop in the middle of the hummus and we just lie down and take it. 060
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 26/06/2023Bullies: You're named after a hamburger. Hamburger boy. Me: Berg meaning mountain as in iceberg or Württemberg and burg meaning town or fortress as in Hamburg or burgher are totally different etymologies Bullies: I guess we were wrong 0101
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 24/06/2023Guy who reads news: I can't believe a thing just happened at different locations. Guy who reads history: Actually you're wrong. Guy who reads stories: Love my stories. 070
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 23/06/2023STOP It looks like you have displayed trolling behavior intended to roil emotion and discredit further reasoned discussion. This is not allowed on Bluesky. Please take five minutes to think about the world we're leaving to our children, and then try again. 0212
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 23/06/2023Returning to a pure angelic lowbiedom. Each post for no one standing bare on merit. Every precious fav clutched lovingly at my beating breast. 1120
Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 23/06/2023It took me way too long to figure out "white slavery" didn't mean when white people were slaves, and that's why it was so particularly seedy and disreputable. But eventually they give you enough context clues. 070
Reposted by Kevinhum dunkin @humdunkin.bsky.social · 23/06/2023"This movie has homoerotic subtext" - a gay mf watching any movie 081
