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Skeletor Jesus

@akindofguy.bsky.social
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Dog enjoyer cat enjoyer friend enjoyer life enjoyer

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Mary Ellen @alissacaliente.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Kevin @kevinrossberger.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas. Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
One of my favorite things about how things are now is that when I buy toothpaste it sometimes will be like “powered by A.I.”
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Thanks for the heads up
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Oh god what did they do
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Damn sounds like he had a skill issue
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
You don't need to desire or like it, because effective tactics do not care if you desire or like them. Debating them does not work because they do not have any theory to disprove. The justification is not that other races are inferior, it is that they *hate* other races and you cannot debate that.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
In fairness, we don't really have a national culture of forgiveness. I'm not talking about dumb cancel culture gripes but genuinely how we treat people who need correction. It's pretty savage in a lot of respects, and that reinforces natural bad habits.
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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 22/10/2024
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/10/2024
thank you flash fill that is exactly what I wanted
An excel sheet:

"thank you flash fill that is exactly what I wanted"

The flash fill:

Texas
Utah
North Carolina
Oorth Carolina
Lorth Carolina
North Carolina
Lorth Carolina
loflh Carolina
Worth Carolina
Oorth Carolina
Torth Carolina
Sorth Carolina
Dorth Carolina
Wortl Carolina
Sorth Carolina
Corth Carolina
Forth Carolina
Morth Carolina
Torth Carolina
Modh Carolina
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Are nudes illegal now or did people just get bored of that shit? Cause I was around for that but got bored of it.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Hell yeah we're back on this website on the internet
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
!breakjuni 10 days from 100 days from 1000 days from -999 days from the day after the day before tomorrow
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I will manifest my own hotness today.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
god heineken sucks. Z tier beer.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
I do the same thing, but it's just because I played too much Runescape as a kid.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Wondering where the second place gage dople is
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Importantly, the number one unforgivable sin in the eyes of American foreign policy: land reform.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
There's currently a refrigerator commercial on that is based around a parody of like a boss. What year is it
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Wow you did a really bad job of making this the last thing you say about this.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Ever since the eternal september
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
If libs wanted people to buy that hamas is just going around killing babies for fun then maybe they shouldn't have maliciously lied about everything related to Palestine at every possible juncture leading up to this one.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Everybody knows that statisticsis all any how stuff that's unlikely to Halen never happens
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Knowing live when it happens would be a thousand times funnier.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
literally me
a fake headline titled "local bloke utterly obsessed by roman empire because he too would like to be destroyed by goths"
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
It's absolutely serene. A lot more horny, but serene.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Doing Polynesian laundry (forgetting it in the washing machine for several hours then forgetting it in the dryer for several hours)
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Using 9/11 to shoot my shot
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Announce it on Sunday and you get the least blowback, but you have to deal with all of it. Announce it on Friday and you get the most, but it's not your problem.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Babe is just satisfying to say. It deserves a comeback.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
I didn't even seek it out, honestly. I was content being an atheist until I just ran into it. It ended up with me not believing in God as "a guy with magic powers" but as the social impulse that lets us make and be part of things greater than ourselves. It's kind of weird, but it makes sense to me.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
This is sort of similar to my process. I was raised Christian, but never really ended up buying in at all. Then a bit more into adulthood, I found an interpretation of God & Jesus that was a lot more appealing and just had this moment like "oooohhh, *this* is that religion thing people go nuts for."
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Imagining dial-up noises coming out of his head
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
IIRC keyboards were intentionally made a bit shit. Old typewriters would apparently jam if you used keys that were too close together too quickly, so they tried to space out the most common letters among the least used characters.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
It's like waiting for a starting gun that never goes off.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I'd bet they think NFTs failed because of externalities: the public being too dumb or evil elites sabatoging them or some shit. That means they were still right and it doesn't count.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Normal day on Twitter…
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
There are two wolves inside you
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
if i was a crab in a bucket i'd suck and fuck the other crabs
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
It's Deadliest Warrior for the deranged
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
As long as everybody is reposting old bangers, I will mention that this tweet pops into my head at least three times a month
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
"E-girl is going to die in poverty" is one of those titles that isn't explicitly misogynistic but also would make me unsurprised to learn he's an MGTOW guy.
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
I don't love it this blows
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Love to make plans with my friends that I have to cancel because I randomly contract some Oregon Trail kind of sickness
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
You know that shit will stay perfectly still until the day it doesn't and the magic will never be able to be recaptured
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Skeletor Jesus @akindofguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
He's awful but it's just so damn fun to tease out whatever he's thinking because he's just got such a unique brain.
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