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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Enough of the Liberty Biberty commercials
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
Hannity's list of "TRUMP'S TOP ACCOMPLISHMENTS" includes restoring Confederate names to military bases and releasing dietary guidelines
cap from Hannity
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Greg Rousseau and Deone Walker each winning 1-on-1 and making the difference to end that game. It was looking like the ghost of defenses past were gonna show again for the Bills defense, but they each stepped up when it mattered most. Very nice to see
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Is it fair that the school on a shoestring budget has to play the one in the affluent suburb that has a budget for brand new equipment and groundskeeping for a shot at state finals? Fuck off lol
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/08/2026
Could AI do this TAMBIEN?
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 06/08/2026
BREAKING: in July 2026, *every single one* of the 2,528 refugees admitted in the U.S. were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 10,255 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else. For reference, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees in 2024.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One of the most brilliant aspects of The Boys is the depiction of Homelander as a soulless narcissist surrounded by A) sycophantic worshippers who believed his self-serving lies and B) cynical flatterers who pretended to believe his lies because they feared what he'd do to them.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is a factual sentence: Amid an outbreak of explosive diarrhea and with measles cases at a 35-year high, America’s top health official, who has an affinity for roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. My column, tragically: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Move over, cyclosporiasis. RFK Jr. is hosting a cooking show. | Opinion
America's top health official, who has an affinity for picking up roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. Barf.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/07/2026
Stephen Miller's rhetoric is indistinguishable from 1939 Joseph Goebbels
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
starting a collection of quotes like this
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if americans couldn't eat a burger under a democratic president, you would not hear the end of of it for prob 100 years
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Liberals say that our democracy is on life support. They're wrong—our republic is on life support.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Extremely Bluesky coded feeling: Waking up on Saturday morning excited to do the crossword and realizing you did it late last night 🫠
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
like being dead serious I think one of the worst lessons we've learned from "self care" is that it's okay to *constantly* bow out of commitments for any reason whatsoever, from valid ones to "I don't really feel like it" and I will die on the hill that you're not the only person in this equation
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Joe Yerdon @joeyerdon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA anthem? lmao
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Miami Mike @leather-peach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it
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Logan @logiberra.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Let Jimothy throw out the first pitch sometime
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026
This is nuts: "Trump Media has unveiled a paid-for, licensed data feed that will give banks ​& trading firms 'the fastest' access to posts from influential Truth Social ‌accounts Trump’s posts on the platform regularly move markets. High speed access to these could be very valuable to traders"
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Truth Social to sell Wall Street firms the ‘fastest’ access to Trump’s posts
President Donald Trump’s posts on the platform regularly move markets. High speed access to these could be very valuable to traders and investors.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
A statement from WIRED leadership.
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
existential crisis once again defeated by a small snack
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Jon @ajukeboxhero.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Eager to see the pics @davedicello.bsky.social is undoubtedly capturing right now
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What makes Ossoff’s confrontation so compelling here is his emphasis on how Trump’s makes anyone who wants to work for him publicly degrade themselves. We need more of that. Ask them why they’re willing to humiliate themselves for a fragile, 80-year-old bigot.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If ICE can kill anyone it wants with impunity, then none of us have any meaningful rights. It’s that simple.
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Miriam Elder @miriamelder.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The actor who played the dying mom on The Pitt thought she deserved an Emmy nom so she went out on her own and got one. “Nobody’s got your back but yourself,” she told @davidmackau.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2026/07/09/e...
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She submitted herself for an Emmy. Now she’s a nominee | CNN
Brittany Allen, who portrayed a mom with terminal cancer on “The Pitt,” ran her own awards campaign after HBO declined to submit her. On Wednesday, it paid off.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It is awful here today.
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CAPE VERDE DELIVERED AN ALL-TIME WORLD CUP CLASSIC 🇨🇻🏆 Argentina are moving on, but we'll always remember that as the Cape Verde game – and we reacted LIVE to all the action on Night Cup 💙 LISTEN 🎧: mibcourage.co/4eTj0x3
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think South Korea-South Africa is the third directional matchup in World Cup history and the first in over 50 years: Northern Ireland-West Germany in 1958 East Germany-West Germany in 1974 South Korea-South Africa 2026
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
WHAT A HALF FOR THE USMNT. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 🇺🇸❤️ Join us right after the game to break it all down LIVE with JJ Watt 🏆 5 pm ET on MiB YouTube: mibcourage.co/4xFHdy3
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/06/2026
Trump struggles to clasp the Medal of Honor to Major Nicholas Dockery -- and then ties it?
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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Took a 20 mile bike ride this morning to check out the Reflecting Pool
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it actually brings me great pleasure to know that billionaires are so afraid of journalists that they’re trying to build whole new systems for justice to diminish our power. despite corporate consolidation, we continue to do something they can’t fully buy and it drives them mad. stay mad, assholes.
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A Peter Thiel-Backed Tribunal Is Putting Journalists on Trial. I’m Its First Target
The billionaire has reteamed with the legal strategist who helped him bring down Gawker to start an AI-powered appeals court for the rich and aggrieved.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i will NEVER learn what trivago is. this is my solemn promise to you
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
WE DON’T NEED A FUCKING TREATMENT WE HAVE A VACCINE THAT IS 97% EFFECTIVE AND COULD ERADICATE THE DISEASE IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ANTIVAX GRIFTERS LEADING US 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/w...
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With Measles Roaring Back, the Search for a Treatment is On
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.
 ALTMAN: "WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
please stop booing I have a lot of speech to go
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Greetings, Class of 2026! Have You Heard About AI? Wait, Why Are You Booing?
I thought this pro-AI speech was bound to be a hit.
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Anthony 🎸🦬⚔️🏌🏻 @anthonyonguitar.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m old enough to see a Sabres 21 and still think it’s Drew Stafford
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Pronoun-policing” is one of those things that gets wildly inflated in people’s memories. For every one time they’ve been asked to use different pronouns for someone, they remember it as like twelve times.
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Jon @ajukeboxhero.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Sabres
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Ryan Nagelhout @nagelhout.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Let's see what Martin St. Louis, who dressed tonight like a used car salesman absolutely desperate to cheat on his wife, can dial up for Game 7.
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