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@ajiav.bsky.social
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are you there, god? it’s me, ur boy ajiav therapist / social worker - missouri / arkansas

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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, everything *you* do is a balloon
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aloe makes me wish there were more things out there I could both drink and / or rub into my skin
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rick Scott is well on his way to becoming the old guy from Poltergeist II
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt lashing out in anger because his staged soundbite moment got stepped on, and he looks like an idiot on top of it for not being able to distinguish bt the Iowa Hawkeyes and and the Atlanta Hawks, undermining the entire foundation on which his pandering accusation rested. Eric Nitwitt.
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Las Lobas
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the state has once again rejected my proposal to expand the Silver Alert system to include Bronze and Gold tiers
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This sucks I'm on a plane to Vegas and the pilots just ran outta the cockpit in squirrel costumes and whatnot #FurryInvasion
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Agree in full. I know the limits of social media and I am here, such as I am, to help rally the sane. Common cause requires connection and affirmation. I am not here to convince trolls, bots and raging ideologues at any extreme to reconsider their tantrums or deceptions. Fool's errand, that.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
huh, this piece nailed the AI bros like a decade ago
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers are the nepo babies of the fast food world
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also Ed Sheeran sounds like Weird Al on that xmas song he did w Elton John
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m so happy to have a foldable phone because now I can call all of my foldable friends 
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Vance: “Also acceptable: Use inherited wealth to invest in an existing company and then siphon taxpayer funds to keep the company afloat.”
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lionel’s “All Night Long” in a diaper advert leads me to realize that any song utilizing an “all night” trope is easily adapted, e.g.: AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” = “You Kept Me Dry All Night Long” KISS “I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night” = “I Wanna Stay Dry All Night (And Potty Every Day)
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StL Progressive(Amy) @stlprogressive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SCOTUS actually does the right thing for once. MO’s congressional map drama is over for this election cycle, anyway. www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
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Supreme Court blocks Missouri’s attempt to use newly drawn Republican congressional map
Missouri Secretary of State Denny Hoskins had sought to use the new Republican map despite the Missouri Supreme Court saying that he is barred from doing so.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here’s the outcome the last time a Democrat took the position on trans rights that Talarico did last night, because you “have to do it to win in Texas.”
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nothing says best presidency ever like feeling compelled to have a pep rally for the midterms for the first time ever in a region you’re worried will turn blue for the first time in forever
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jelly Roll should change his name seasonally, like he can be Pumpkin Roll in November and Cinnamon Roll in December
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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 09/09/2026
A thread on how we got to here in Missouri, and what happens next. For that, we head back to May of 2022. On the 18th of that month, GOP Gov. Mike Parson finally signed a new congressional map for the state's eight districts into law after a prolonged battle between hardliners and GOP leaders.
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A particularly thorough and structured post
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
og CD version of Prince’s Lovesexy
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Album anniversary relases be like “At last… the definitive t-shirt.. plus exclusive banana fudge swirl vinyl”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
By Chris Reccardi
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The fact that Johnson even wanted to introduce a bill locking SCOTUS at nine reveals their fears for upcoming elections. Regardless of public presentation, that’s the tell.
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Too bad they’re fucking cowards
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
JUST IN: Voters in Independence, Missouri's fifth largest city, have recalled a city council member who had supported a data center. This follows regular local elections in April where they ousted two city councilors for the same reason.
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
okay but Tears For Fears is a silly name, the equivalent of Cry For Sigh, or Sad For Bad
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
idk I feel like the latest “zip recruiter” song is a jam
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Sweeping Off the Male Gaze" by illustrator Yuko Shimizu.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If we cured all cancer tomorrow, and it became an extremely rare condition, I guarantee that 30 years from now there would be people saying, “They just want you to take that anti-cancer pill to control you. It’s a bullshit disease that doesn’t even exist anymore.”
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As individual Spice Girls retired from the group, they missed an opportunity to replace them with new members who could also be new spices, e.g. Lizard Spice, Bulb Spice, German Spice, etc.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So many of the “I study fascist states, and the US is turning into one” takes suffered from a major statistical flaw, arguably one of the BIGGEST flaws that permeates policy discussions: The awkwardly named “selecting on the dependent variable.”
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trump: tariffs don’t raise prices MAGA: yeah! tariffs don’t raise prices, dumb libs Trump: I’m going to suspend tariffs on imported beef to lower prices MAGA: suspending tariffs will lower prices, dumb libs
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Papa Bear: Methinks thou dost protest too much! Mama Bear: Methinks thou dost protest too little! Goldilocks: Methinks thou dost protest juuuuust riiiight.
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Diarrhea in the lettuce, glass in the popsicles, E. Coli in the berries, screw worms in the beef, salmonella in the chicken & eggs, listeria in everything else. Man I love deregulation. Libertarianism is such a great philosophy.
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s simpler than that: Successful candidates engage people emotionally. Period. Dem establishment sucks at recognizing it, which is why, for example, Obama overtook Hillary
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
what have i been asking democrats to do? talk shit. yes i want them to be more progressive more strategic, all that. but it starts with just basic shit talking. shit talking communicates confidence, swagger, and strength. just. talk. shit. and follow up with the other stuff.
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mamdani is basically doing New Deal ish, and historically New Deal ish was very popular; FDR was elected four times and oligarchs hated him. The Reagan-era forward is an attempt by the wealthy to eradicate the New Deal and subsequent progressivism. The parallels are obvious.
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Matzzarin @matzzarin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lady of the Lake🩸⚔️
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The irony is, no one can teach you how to dougie, you either have it or you don’t
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Singing the word “havarti” to the tune of “Volare”. In my head.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
My grandmother lived to be 102 When I asked what her secret was, she said, “God’s punishing me.”
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Choosin’ Texas” was clearly written with the intent of being used in future Texas tourism ads so let’s not pretend this is just another innocent song about why you shouldn’t date women from Tennessee
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“You don’t know who ‘Grandpa’ Al Lewis is?!?!” is something I said today
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Please Read🧵 The world is facing massive, genuine structural crises, but social media algorithms are explicitly designed to warp those crises into a psychological trap of total hopelessness. We are seeing the real-world math of a broken system,
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
girl I know you must be a flock camera bc you got me losing track #SurveillanceStatePickUpLines
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ajiav @ajiav.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Give me fuel, give me fire, give me air for my flat tire” - James Hetfield visiting Casey’s
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Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I went vegetarian at 14 and had people trying to sneak meat into my food, calling me slurs, waving pieces of ham in my face, telling me I was going to die from poor health, refusing to provide options at meals, etc, but to this day I say I'm vegan and people are like "omg, so you're JUDGY."
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