Reposted by H²Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 263944741
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh great now my favourite little snack bar in town has put up 15 degree slop. It used to just be a nice, simple professional looking list of products and prices. #slop 020
Reposted by H²Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Petty to share, but: a guy said one of my clips was "as funny as being kicked up the arse". Fair enough, but I do think it would be funny if he got kicked up the arse. 3562033
Reposted by H²dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026everything is wrong and stupid and it’s 500° outside and a sandwich costs $100 320738
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A huge business partner has replaced its a ton of its support staff with AI and now it's doing almost everything wrong. I guess it'll go like Klarna: replace 60% of staff with bots, massive failure, spend the money you saved on hiring + training new staff who are never quite as good as the old ones 000
Reposted by H²Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Andy Burnham has, in the space of a month, imposed; 1. a policy intended to segregate trans people 2. an extreme version of Section 28 for trans kids, which will result in huge needless suffering & possibly suicide State-mandated segregation State-mandated bullying This is who Andy Burnham is. 4319115
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Someone asked me earlier why i was wearing a face mask I told her to look outside and tell me what colour the Sun is 000
Reposted by H²The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’ 141732523
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Sahara has decided it's too hot there and has moved north. Specifically, into my sinuses. 110
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026come on, Curse of 1946ers. Two false hits, but I'm sure you can get it right if you just try hard enough. 100
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh, balls. Now i have to practise Islands in the Stream AND Sweet Transvestite for next karaoke night 310
Reposted by H²J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/01/2026Islands in the stream but it’s just about the comb 4415
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I normally can't abide the US date system, but there is something seriously wrong with humanity if we don't make 9/25 Dolly Day 100
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly youtu.be/6wsToL30-REyoutu.beDolly Parton and Patti LaBelle Playing Their Acrylic Nails (1987)YouTube video by Back to the Past 031
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I deal with certain sensitive legal matters in my work. Not sure I'll ever recover from Adobe Acrobat offering to turn a death certificate into a podcast #banAI #sickBastards 000
Reposted by H²Celestial Witch 🏳️⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's perpetually frustrating as someone with a computer science degree how the broad use of the term "AI" launders legitimacy to the bubble. Chat-GPT is not the same thing as a machine learning algorithm that detects cancer, but Sam Altman fights tooth and nail to keep you believing they are. 10565150
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes #Taskmaster youtu.be/KOWRRB9-1IQyoutu.beTaskmaster Season 22 Trailer | Starts September 3rdYouTube video by Taskmaster 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Too harsh to unsub from a streamer for deliberately slurping their tea into the mic? 010
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I don't know if pickleball and padel are the same thing and at this point it's too late to ask 110
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Forgot to mute the name of that British nazi yesterday and now my feed is unreadable 100
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Yo, if your children's scooter is so powerful that you need a fucking motorbike helmet, then don't get annoyed at me for not stepping aside on the pavement to let you through 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Saw an actual person wearing an actual MAGA hat here in europe today. 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Lol @ white women who forget my name and just call me Mohammed 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Just as a Summer treat reminder: Watermelon with a couple slices of hellim (halloumi) absolutely BANGS. 100
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Well of COURSE a shit AI song gets an equally shit AI thumbnail. Screw you, Boy George. 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026All adverts are now red, gold and white allcaps text on a black background, it's the law. 101
Reposted by H²Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Everyone who uses "smart glasses" to be legally required to strap one of these to their head and light it up when the camera is on 18807192
Reposted by H²Sarah Viktoria 🇬🇧🏳️⚧️⚧️🦗 @sarahviktoria.bsky.social · 21/07/2026bsky.app/profile/soap... 0102
Reposted by H²Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 20/07/2026Starmer Diehard watching Burnham on TV in disgust, pointing at the screen going, "I bet his dad never made *one* tool"! 11019
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Left my stocking out for the new PM. Got a lump of what appears to be north sea oil 021
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What's with these slop youtube channels? I'm trying to do some science learning and keep getting channels like this that produce a new, 2hr long, narrated video every day and a half. 13 million views. 010
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I will absolutely accept a full on return of "6 7" in exchange for never again hearing "the saxophones are getting louder" 010
Reposted by H²Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS 59792331804
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Ingratiated myself with some Italians today by calling deep dish pizza American salami cake 010
Reposted by H²John Grindrod @grindrod.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Hello! I’m looking to interview a trans woman on her experiences of suburbia for my next piece of writing. If you think you could help please get in touch, thank you x 43591
Reposted by H²Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026AI can do a Michael Caine impression now? Is there really nothing that loads of people enjoy doing and can do fairly easily that these machines can’t automate the joy out of. NOBODY WANTED THE DRUDGERY OF DOING MICHAEL CAINE IMPRESSIONS TAKEN AWAY. 1010626
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Went to Pride over the weekend. I taught the kids about Section 28 and in return they explained what unc meant. A fair exchange. 000
