Reposted by H²Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 263952743
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Officer Hightower trying to apply a clay skin treatment to someone but accidentally slapping them through a wall 020
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh great now my favourite little snack bar in town has put up 15 degree slop. It used to just be a nice, simple professional looking list of products and prices. #slop 020
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd give them one chance first though: nice big 'no phones' sticker on the doors and on the back of every seat (instead of those nanosigns above the windows that people don't see) My preferred punishment: ejector seats. 010
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I literally edited that out of my message to you bc it was too long! Would LOVE to have seen the Goons as a band, spike on trumpet and secombe screaming incomprehensible warblings (whilst shaving) 100
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A fabulous read. Light ent is beloved and needed. I've heard many people say comedians want to be rock stars and musicians want to be comedians. (Though not many have succeeded in doing both!) 110
Reposted by H²Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Petty to share, but: a guy said one of my clips was "as funny as being kicked up the arse". Fair enough, but I do think it would be funny if he got kicked up the arse. 3562233
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Which, annoyingly, took about 3 years before it would stop randomly playing in my head. Now it's back 010
Reposted by H²dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026everything is wrong and stupid and it’s 500° outside and a sandwich costs $100 320738
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A huge business partner has replaced its a ton of its support staff with AI and now it's doing almost everything wrong. I guess it'll go like Klarna: replace 60% of staff with bots, massive failure, spend the money you saved on hiring + training new staff who are never quite as good as the old ones 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026and 8 glasses of water came from someone spitballing the number, and 10,000 steps is because the Japanese character for 10,000 looks a bit like a person walking 万 120
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Air-Rail tickets do already exist, but only in modern countries. 010
Reposted by H²Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Andy Burnham has, in the space of a month, imposed; 1. a policy intended to segregate trans people 2. an extreme version of Section 28 for trans kids, which will result in huge needless suffering & possibly suicide State-mandated segregation State-mandated bullying This is who Andy Burnham is. 4319115
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Aside for the 4th of July mistake, British banks were still underwriting mortgages for US enslavers to buy land past the 1830s and right up to the end 040
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026your honour, I think you'll find my song's actually called Yes, Turd Day 010
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Someone asked me earlier why i was wearing a face mask I told her to look outside and tell me what colour the Sun is 000
Reposted by H²The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’ 141733523
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Sahara has decided it's too hot there and has moved north. Specifically, into my sinuses. 110
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026come on, Curse of 1946ers. Two false hits, but I'm sure you can get it right if you just try hard enough. 100
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Deepest shame: I've never watched it, but will rectify that this weekend. 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026(who am I kidding, like I haven't had them both locked down since the 90s) 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh, balls. Now i have to practise Islands in the Stream AND Sweet Transvestite for next karaoke night 310
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There's been a massive rebuild near Bristol TM and it has no maps at all, and honestly I think that might be the better solution 020
Reposted by H²J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/01/2026Islands in the stream but it’s just about the comb 4415
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I normally can't abide the US date system, but there is something seriously wrong with humanity if we don't make 9/25 Dolly Day 100
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly youtu.be/6wsToL30-REyoutu.beDolly Parton and Patti LaBelle Playing Their Acrylic Nails (1987)YouTube video by Back to the Past 031
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I deal with certain sensitive legal matters in my work. Not sure I'll ever recover from Adobe Acrobat offering to turn a death certificate into a podcast #banAI #sickBastards 000
Reposted by H²Celestial Witch 🏳️⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's perpetually frustrating as someone with a computer science degree how the broad use of the term "AI" launders legitimacy to the bubble. Chat-GPT is not the same thing as a machine learning algorithm that detects cancer, but Sam Altman fights tooth and nail to keep you believing they are. 10565150
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Literally the only offensive thing about the ad is the AI slop. 010
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes #Taskmaster youtu.be/KOWRRB9-1IQyoutu.beTaskmaster Season 22 Trailer | Starts September 3rdYouTube video by Taskmaster 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Too harsh to unsub from a streamer for deliberately slurping their tea into the mic? 010
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I don't know if pickleball and padel are the same thing and at this point it's too late to ask 110
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Forgot to mute the name of that British nazi yesterday and now my feed is unreadable 100
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Yo, if your children's scooter is so powerful that you need a fucking motorbike helmet, then don't get annoyed at me for not stepping aside on the pavement to let you through 000
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The tomes it writes! We have the same prob in my company's cust service. People used to send like "wheres my refund u fuck" or whatever by text message, but now it's a thousand word email screed every time. 010
H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Who doesn't love a groovy sixties-style theme with a freaking Bach pipe organ counterpoint? 010
