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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Should be an Olympic sport
Olympic Motto - "Faster, Higher, Stronger – Together"
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh great now my favourite little snack bar in town has put up 15 degree slop. It used to just be a nice, simple professional looking list of products and prices. #slop
A I slop menu
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everything's at a fucking 15 degree angle nowadays #slop
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see Instagram's translation tool is working beautifully
Screenshot of an instagram comment, 4 short words in GreekThe same comment after translation into English. It has filled the screen with the word "slowly" a couple of hundred times
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ancient? He's only 45. Also: perfect profile pic and label.
Wikipedia bio screenshot for Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino. His profile picture is labelled as a shaky image
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone asked me earlier why i was wearing a face mask I told her to look outside and tell me what colour the Sun is
A heavily polluted sky with the Sun barely visible and red
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Sahara has decided it's too hot there and has moved north. Specifically, into my sinuses.
Weather map showing an enormous sand cloud over north Africa and south Europe
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bus with a sign saying Woking 925
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Well of COURSE a shit AI song gets an equally shit AI thumbnail. Screw you, Boy George.
Screenshot of a video thumbnail. Hebrew above and gold capital letters "we will dance again"
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What home working trends? And how many billions were saved by reducing the line speed exactly?
Uk passenger rail journeys chart, showing post covid recovery of rail journey numbers by 2023
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Boring slop.
A poster with red and white allcaps text on a black background
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No but seriously
An AI advert with gold and white all caps text on a black backgroundAn AI advert with gold and white all caps text on a black backgroundAn AI advert with gold and white all caps text on a black backgroundAn AI advert with gold and white all caps text on a black background
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Only in Malta
Notification for bus service changes due to a performance by a DJ priest
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What's with these slop youtube channels? I'm trying to do some science learning and keep getting channels like this that produce a new, 2hr long, narrated video every day and a half. 13 million views.
Youtube screenshot: 188k subscribers, 254 videosYoutube screenshot: joined may 2025, 13 million views
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I simply LOVE subscribing to an app or service only for them to later create a new, super premium level #enshittification
Frasier and Niles in an alleyway next to a dumpster from the episode "The Club"
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Is this the most accursèd pride flag?
A rainbow flag, with a white union jack superimposed on it
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Generative AI needs to be banned forever. The state of this.
A guitar chord chart, but every chord is the same
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
God I hate Erdogan and his stupid goddamn ego Forcing the spelling of "Türkiye" in languages without a "ü" is like asking people to write 中国 instead of China
App screenshot, searching for a country. I enter T U R without an umlaut on the U, and it does not show Turkey in the results.App screenshot, searching for a country. I enter T U R with an umlaut on the U, and it shows the Turkish name for Turkey in the results.
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I'd totally have a go on that. Maybe not on a wire over a canyon, but still
A gyroscopic train, balanced on a single rail
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Screenshot of BBC show with Prince William and a presenter sharing a tandem bicycleAlan Partridge thinking up TV show ideas
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A fundamentally stupid language
Screenshot of tweet. Photo of a single seat in a Dutch train with the caption "yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij"
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Screenshot of a tweet saying "we hebben een serieus probleem"
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'll only accept that if they bring back the 90s idents
An early TV ident screen for Sky One
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If this is you, get a podcast instead
Screenshot of an 8 minute 49 seconds whatsapp voice message
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This person must be stopped.
A voice note that is 5 minutes 18 seconds long
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ah good i was just looking for some 1 is dng saft elbew engplencenes
Illegible AI generated nonsense.
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Can't tell if that show's back on the telly, or if something serious is happening in Islington
Screenshot of my bluesky word mute list. Includes "fiona", "harriet" and "hugo"
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Unsolicited duck pic
A pair of adult ducks and a dozen ducklings
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
An x-ray of an ankle with a fracture at the end of the fibula
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Pay to reject cookies??
Website cookie popup with options of "accept all" and "pay to reject"
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Hapax legomenon competition!
Screenshot of Loveday from University Challenge
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Well maybe you shouldn't be working on a tourist visa? Bosh.
Instagram post by itsbigjohn1 "...been treated like a criminal by Perth border control..."
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I see my Cypriot brethren have discovered an interesting and novel way to install i-beams #FuckItThatllDo
A supporting i beam joist installed sideways
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Badly drawn "you tried" award
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
They very nearly fixed it, bless em
Sarah Mullally, 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married with has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Lovely little reminder of little cultural UI differences (website of an arabic speaking airline) Nearly caught me out
Screenshot. Customer feedback form. How easy was it to book a flight? With 5 smiley faces ranging from happy on the left tonsad om the right
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I've eaten döner in every country I've visited* and part of the joy of The World's Greatest Snack is how it's adapted to the local palate everywhere you go Glad that this has been firmly rejected!
BBC headline: Turkey abandons bid to force doner kebab rules on Europe
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Why the hell is this AI bullshit suddenly on my phone like U2 on itunes?? Fuck you, google
Screenshot of phone apps including Gemini
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Erm how have i never once noticed the credits for School of Rock? Here's a challenge: name a successful british artwork that hasn't been made by somebody from nobility / oxbridge / a parent with a Wikipedia page
Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Book by Julian Fellowes
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Oh so you're gonna turn on your google AI slop even when I said no to the begging notifications? Was confused why my friend emailed me their flight confirmation and just fucking added it to my calendar without asking
Google settings screenshot with AI features turned on
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
KM #Malta pilots to go on #strike (I agree, these safety measures are needed) but doing preflight/ascent announcements in Maltese only on a tourist-heavy airline seems counter to passenger safety
The industrial action includes several directives designed to apply pressure without breaching contractual obligations. Pilots have been instructed not to allow passengers to board until the aircraft has been fully fuelled. They have also been told to attend pre-flight briefings only during their assigned duty times and not to accept any changes to their planned rosters outside of those hours. Those assigned to standby duty can only be contacted during their official standby time.

Additional measures include requiring pilots to use the full length of the runway for both takeoff and landing unless directed otherwise by Air Traffic Control. Pilots have been told to inform ATC that these actions are part of the industrial measures. Routine pre-departure and descent announcements must be made only in Maltese, except in emergencies or exceptional circumstances.
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Whichever nerd wrote this particular youtube patch: I salute you
Screenshot settings screen that says force original audio language
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Fuck OFF why do LLMs have to infiltrate goddamn everything
Duck duck go now has an AI
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Croydon. Also it smells of wee
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Whatever, instagram. Not gonna stop me
Instagram screenshot: several people reported one of your commentsInstagram screenshot of my comment saying Free Palestine
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
HABEMUS PAM PAM PAM PADAM PAM PAAAAAM PAM PAM
Logo of the European Broadcasting Union
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
HABEMUS PARAPPA THE RAPPA
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
HABEMAS PADAMPADAM
Kylie Minogue in red
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H² @aitch2.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Wondering if autism runs in the family by counting how many of us have a favourite fork
cartoon. Frame 1. grandad: "autism didn't exist in my day". Frame 2. Grandad sat at a model railway: "now get out, you know it's my train time"
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