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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^

@ahsleyy.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Ashley! I'm a 20 yr old trans girl (she/they) who makes dumb stupid jokes interspersed with the rare sophisticated thought. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Folllow me. Followl Me. EmEow EM.

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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 22h
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Austin DT ᕦ(ˇòᴗó)⊃━☆ඞ @coolausdtindt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 19h
this is my favorite post ever
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 4h
Just scared my dog by picking up a bag, how's everybody else today?
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Memerie 🔞 C0MMsClosed @memerie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blub
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romina ‪✝︎ @rotting.bsky.to · 28/09/2026
how im entering raccoon city
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Artist: hermi Media: amphibia Source: www.instagram.com/p/Cdw3k-ppEFC/?ut…
Danbooru tags: 2girls amphibia animification anne_boonchuy blonde_hair blue_eyes blush brown_eyes brown_hair cloud commentary dark-skinned_female dark_skin earrings english_commentary english_text eye_contact eyewear_on_head green_shirt hair_ornament hair_scrunchie hand_on_another's_chin hand_on_another's_waist hands_on_another's_cheeks hands_on_another's_face hermi highres jacket jewelry leather leather_jacket long_skirt looking_at_another multiple_girls orange_sky ponytail purple_skirt sasha_waybright scrunchie shirt short_hair shorts signature skirt sky standing yuri
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Matt Berry feels like if George Harrison was upper class
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really don't get how AI can pose an existential threat to humanity and still be allowed to exist. "Oh it could kill everyone" SO WHY ARE WE STILL MAKING IT?? HOW IS THE KILL EVERYONE MACHINE™ NOT ILLEGAL??
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is the phrase "thick as thieves". What about thievery makes you viscus??
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a beautiful man gains weight and body hair many of you are saying “twink death”…Meanwhile I am saying “Yay”, “Yippee!” and things of this nature.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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aya doggie Θ∆ @puppyywife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im terrified of batman
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crazy town on it
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuckin' thanks I guess
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JAMES GARNER’s 6ft 2inch frame was a tight fit for his 1966 Mini Cooper.
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Tikaka @tikaka.art · 26/09/2026
Every click a wonder! #kobold #oc:Torkku
Three panel comic of my koboldsona Torkku.
Text reads "me on my puter"
Torkku squinting at a monitor "oh? An adult content label? Show your secrets!" As it clicks with the mouse.
Middle panel Torkku just going "ooh!"
Last panel Torkku looks into camera "that is a penis!"
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mintswirl @mintswirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Masahiro Sakurai has laid his first egg. We are very proud of him.
Masahiro Sakurai Super Smash Bros.™ Ultimate
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know my political posts don't get any traction on here, but I do feel the need to complain about how everybody in the UK agrees there needs to be more infrastructure in order for us to grow, but every time anything is proposed people object because it means things would need to change.
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me
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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Artist: michiiyuri Media: love live!, love live! superstar!! Source: twitter.com/michiiyuri/status/18164…
Danbooru tags: 2girls absurdres acoustic_guitar black_dress blonde_hair blush brown_shoes commentary confession covering_face dress ear_blush embarrassed english_commentary english_text flower guitar hand_blush heanna_sumire highres holding holding_flower holding_guitar holding_instrument instrument kneeling loafers long_hair love_live! love_live!_superstar!! michiiyuri misunderstanding multiple_girls open_mouth orange_hair pinafore_dress red_flower red_rose rose school_uniform shibuya_kanon shirt shoes simple_background sleeveless sleeveless_dress summer_uniform sweat thighhighs white_background white_shirt white_thighhighs yuigaoka_school_uniform yuri
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PEAR哥 @peargor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Monthly stream character requests (1/3)
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RemPhase (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) 🔞 @remphase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
smosh being selected on xbox 360 menu with the caption: "Who tryna Smosh app and chill"
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who decided apple fritters needed to look like beef
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shout-out to the train I'm on where the "we are approaching" and welcome announcements are broken. Like it'll just go *bing bong* "Swanley". I keep quietly chuckling at it being so blunt
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nypost posting on twitter saying: "Shattered Ed Sheeran claims family 'abandoned' him as Macklemore controversy rages on."

pikminfiend72 quote posts to ask: "is Shattered Ed Sheeran like his fnaf withered equivalent?"
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mm go my five mutuals, gather music for me >:)
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y'know it's really fucked up how it feels like the unique identity of the 2020s is going to be fear, paranoia and violence.
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Demidevilqueen @demidevilqueen.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Had an old sketch I never finished... and oops now it's a Felicia x Petra otp
An illustration of Marvel's Black Cat(Felica) and the out of the closet Petra Parker. Felicia is sitting on an implied roof lining with Petra sitting on the ground and leaning against her. Felicia's smiling with one arm around Petra and the other playing with Petra's messy hair. Petra is pouting.

There's a text bubble from Felicia that says "Your hair isn't gonna survive if you keep wearing a mask like that, Tiger. ♥"
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's funny catching sports posts on here without any context. Not news about sports, but people vaguely commenting on "the game". Like yeah. I'm sure they could've made that, whoever They are.
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIMON PEGG impersonating all four Beatles in 10 seconds. Seriously impressive.
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm fascinated by people debating what is and isn't retro, because I feel like the principle behind most people disagreeing whether a system is retro is perception over fact. The Xbox 360 is retro by definition, but because a lot of peoples' definition of retro is the SNES or N64 gen, they disagree
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vimae 🪻 @mae.wtf · 25/09/2026
No yeah i’m barking today matter of fact i’m wagging my tail as we speak
ted on phone in the bath
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I keep thinking about how despite being a Child With Internet Access, I somehow entirely dodged Roblox. Like I watched a ton of Minecraft videos, I was in the sphere. And yet I just didn't know wtf Roblox was until I heard that Ihascupquake song about a Minecraft girl and Roblox man being in love
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WE WERE ROBBED
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel weird saying Tabletop Simulator is one of my favourite Steam games because the whole point is playing All The Board Games. Like yes it's great but it also has 1 william games in there it doesn't feel fair lol
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
alternate universe where Phil Spector is 20 years old right now and commits no sex crimes because hes too busy fiddling with 100 instruments on fl studio to have the time
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