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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^

@ahsleyy.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Ashley! I'm a 20 yr old trans girl (she/they) who makes dumb stupid jokes interspersed with the rare sophisticated thought. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Folllow me. Followl Me. EmEow EM.

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Blumen 🎃 @blumen.bsky.social · 11h
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FluffyJackArt @fluffyjack.bsky.social · 14h
Orb Statue :D #art #statue
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 17h
for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"
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the demonic trans neighbors @sleepyfella.nekoweb.org · 16h
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 15h
Mysterious floating Playdate of horror and jubilation
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 19h
*trying to convince a trans girl w/ a scent kink to wear deodorant* hey did u hear that they invented a chastity cage for your armpits,
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 19h
I do like Traitors, but the way they keep talking like it's been around forever drives me up the wall. "Oh, Traitors tend to do X and Y" HOW DO YOU KNOW? THERES BEEN LIKE 3 BATCHES OF THEM TOTAL. THIS SHOW'S LIKE 2 YEARS OLD VRO TwT
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 21h
Girl who feels like she's dying whenever she goes to work or experiences anything ever
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Kevleno @roadlesskevalot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
suika game is the child 2048 had with a physics spungler. I will not elaborate
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TaraKute @tarakute.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gyaru handler and her muscle bimbo hound
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Umi @darkmagiciangyaru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that ⚠Invalid Handle pussy got me acting strange
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spoopy lilith @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do NOT let this mf near bart😭😭
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Mine! @776mine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this must’ve taken him nine yeareals
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Zoro @subakitsu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Breastfeeding your friends to assert dominance.
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Meme showing an infographic titled "Most Used Currencies in world payments in July 2023." The infographic displays six currencies and their usage percentages in a grid. The top row includes the "United States dollar" at 46.46%, with a US flag and dollar sign, the "Euro" at, 24.42% with a blue flag with the yellow Euro symbol, and the "Pound sterling" at 7.63%, showing a Union Jack and pink pound symbol. symbol. The bottom row contains "Evil scary dillar" at 3.51% with a graphic of a skull on a ten-dollar bill, "Chinese renminbi" at 3.06% with a chinese flag with the biggest star replaced with the yellow character '元', and "Canadian dollar 2.26%" with a red and white peru flag graphic with a red dollar sign at the middle.
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time Baby's a mary sue, they don't count
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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 07/10/2026
got high enough last week that i could feel my tail
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh boy! My Nothing arrived!
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
y'know, I think abt the 4 day work week a lot, because despite the academic and ancedotal evidence being pretty uniform in its approval, companies by and large still haven't agreed to do it?? like it's mutually beneficial, why would you *not* do something everybody wants??
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
michael afton core
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bic 🦝✌️ @shogiboyplus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is how i look irl. disregard whatever selfies i have taken, or my pinned post. it is a lie!
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Look Back: Kyomoto's Shy & Frustrated Moments
ALT: Look Back: Kyomoto's Shy & Frustrated Moments
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 06/10/2026
intox puppy play where she chewed through half a bag of edibles and now she can't remember how to use people words anymore
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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Artist: zappyz Media: bocchi the rock! Source: twitter.com/Zappyz_/status/18756011…
Danbooru tags: 2girls >_o blue_eyes blush bocchi_the_rock! brown_shirt closed_mouth commentary english_commentary english_text gotoh_hitori jacket kita_ikuyo long_hair multiple_girls one_eye_closed one_side_up open_mouth pink_hair pink_jacket red_hair school_uniform shirt shuka_high_school_uniform smile speech_bubble thought_bubble track_jacket upper_body yuri zappyz
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thinking abt my last few discord pfps....
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i am older than every canon baby ever
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mi? so soup
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even at 20 years of age, I cannot tell whether I'm introverted or extroverted and enfeebled by autism
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hopefully that makes sense?? i think it does so it probably does. apologies for having a mental illness, its the inherent genz lack of bootstraps i can pull myself up with. i might return to normal eventually but for now thats gonna be the status quo
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all of this is to say that i will continue posting (for like. the 2 followers i have that actually like my posts consistently), but i wont be reposting or commenting on stuff, and ill be slow to respond to replies and dms, but ill still be here in some capacity.
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
apparently bsky has an official posting client that i didnt know about until now, and it seems like a good middle ground for me to get the good out of the platform while keeping the bad isolated. ideally id be able to check notifs as well but idk how to do that yet so we ball
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is not to say i am quitting wholesale! ive thought about it for a while, and the thing that always catches me out is that i like posting, but having access to the whole platform whenever is very carcinogenic to my wellbeing, so im gonna switch to using a posting client instead
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okayy, actually important post from this account, im used to this (she lied). BASICALLY, ive been in a bit of a rut mentally for a bit in a way thats fucked up and hard to identify, but one of the things that exacerbates it is having free and full access to social media, so i am gonna be cutting bck
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My friends call me a puppygirl because I oscillate from very excitable and social to needing to be put down
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
meme showing top text saying: "I would never be clicker trained mfs when they hear discord pings." the image below is the cover art for the song destr0yer by sakuzyo
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I hear you use the word "addicted" to refer to liking something a lot, and not something you do habitually even if you don't like it anymore or need to do other things, I know we are fundamentally different people
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think people like girlsmell so much because it is actually pleasant, as opposed to guysmell, which smells like a carpet that's been vomitted on a bunch. Yes it normally comes up in a sexual context, but also one of the best effects of HRT is not smelling like ass 6 hours after a shower imo
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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GYARU~TAU♪ 🌺🌻 @gyarutau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my awesome image
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Octomra🐙 @octomra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kirby is... woke medias?
Starman: My top surgery went really well.
Rocky: That's great! My bottom surgery is next week.
Scarfy: I'm a communist
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The Notorious Ahsley ^w^ @ahsleyy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im in love...
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