Reposted by Austin Hartsookms @therealbozz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Balogun and the USA to FIFA: 652088
Reposted by Austin HartsookMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Anyway, time to go talk to a bunch of athletic directors in a fucking CASINO about how bad sports gambling is 550959
Reposted by Austin HartsookDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Since BlueSky is the sports app, and the lawyers aren't here yet, enjoy 90 immaculate seconds of "Country Roads" after West Virginia walked off Kentucky to reach the Super Regionals. 829474
Reposted by Austin HartsookAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Checking in on New York 22860164
Reposted by Austin HartsookMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep 134119701748
Reposted by Austin Hartsookutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 05/05/2026I think this is a very useful clip because when I say that “10 years of this man has done immeasurable damage to the social fabric of this country” what I mean is, in exemplary form, the children who came into consciousness while being told that their country’s democracy is a scam by those in power. 261336295
Reposted by Austin HartsookJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/03/2026LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn 251727303
Reposted by Austin HartsookBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/03/2026This is a Final Destination death sequence 241689218
Reposted by Austin HartsookPeter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 26/03/2026If Everyone Thinks You're the Villain, Then Play the Part, with the Los Angeles Dodgers: 23813
Reposted by Austin HartsookJerrad Christian @jerradchristian.bsky.social · 25/03/2026It's been 3 months since the Justice Department was supposed to release the full, unredacted Epstein files. 294117453715
Reposted by Austin HartsookRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/03/2026this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy 482896591
Reposted by Austin HartsookBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Listen all I want is a defense that plays like the kids at the end of Weapons 1334932
Reposted by Austin HartsookWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026We’re just normal men 192414887
Reposted by Austin HartsookWalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 09/02/2026 2520126
Reposted by Austin HartsookJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 09/02/2026Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny 315838952
Reposted by Austin HartsookCF After Dark @cfafterdark.bsky.social · 01/02/2026It's hilarious that Iowa State's new gameplan is just "absolutely shitcannon the other team into the sun in the first half." 0172
Reposted by Austin HartsookLucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I can’t believe we’re gonna get an Indiana national championship before we get a female president 438953
Reposted by Austin HartsookLucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 10/01/2026if the sec wants to compete with the big ten they need to get a map commercial 821333
Reposted by Austin Hartsookleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier 183236106630
Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Pete Golding looks like a grown up version of Rusty Featherstone. 000
Reposted by Austin HartsookDavid Hale @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Another off-the-board gripe: I'm not even worried about the Lane impact. But Ole Miss's resume is in no way demonstrably different than BYU's, yet the Rebels are FIVE spots higher. Same record. BYU has better SoR, more quality wins, same top-15 wins, same top-25 wins. 3192
Reposted by Austin HartsookJoseph Lowery @joeclowery.bsky.social · 19/11/2025what if christian pulisic didn't take every set piece for the usmnt when healthy, my colu-- 21247
Reposted by Austin HartsookBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025 438551
Reposted by Austin HartsookZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025 31118593518084
Reposted by Austin HartsookBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/11/2025it’s fun that fans of both teams want to die right now 829631
Reposted by Austin HartsookKendrew @kendrew.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Happy 10 year anniversary to this tweet 0296
Reposted by Austin HartsookJefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 28/08/2025FIRST BIG 10 COMMERCIAL OF THE YEAR EVERYONE GET IN HEREyoutu.beThe new Big Ten Conference “Maps” commercialYouTube video by Big Ten Conference 1305
Reposted by Austin HartsookBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I have an answer David, yes, that is the woman you want to have kids with, it is Halle Berry 2869744
Reposted by Austin HartsookEugene Finkel @efinkel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Well, I, for one, am glad that unlike in all previous wars of choice this time, we finally have a clear end goal, an exit strategy and meaningful Congressional oversight to make sure our elected leaders don't do some crazy shit 151045157
Reposted by Austin HartsookDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans 78142513264
Reposted by Austin HartsookNew American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 18/04/2025What if we kissed by the melting #CharitibundiBowl thermometer 🫠🫠🫠 59517
Reposted by Austin HartsookRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/04/2025And now both players will change into soccer cleats for penalty kicks to decide it 937253
Reposted by Austin HartsookThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025That last play by Houston was so embarrassing it’s like when someone calls your wife ugly and you not only take it but phone bank for that guy 161140177
Reposted by Austin Hartsookjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/01/2025hey question, is this bad? 27925354113763
Reposted by Austin Hartsooktreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I'll give Ryan Day this, he's got The Look on the sideline. It's like he's with the attorney and absolutely locked in to prevent losing his cybertruck to his ex in the divorce 0673
Reposted by Austin HartsookRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/01/2025364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish" 221858233
Reposted by Austin HartsookJake Fenner @fenner.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Every Selection Sunday from now on is going to be completely different with Greg Gumbel gone. This sucks. Rest in Peace. 0204
Reposted by Austin HartsookJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 22/12/2024Ohio State's depression is the high-functioning kind 419613
Reposted by Austin HartsookChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 07/12/2024You’re all missing the Ne-Yo concert on TV. 9394
