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Austin Hartsook

@ahartsook.bsky.social
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Go Ducks, Roll Clones, RCTID and COYS.

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ms @therealbozz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Balogun and the USA to FIFA:
Red card being awarded to a soccer player who shows the referee the reverse Uno card
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not sure how USMNT missed on him.
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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a man holding an ice cream cone with the righteous gemstones written on the bottom
ALT: a man holding an ice cream cone with the righteous gemstones written on the bottom
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Anyway, time to go talk to a bunch of athletic directors in a fucking CASINO about how bad sports gambling is
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
What. A. Goal. #USMNT
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Since BlueSky is the sports app, and the lawyers aren't here yet, enjoy 90 immaculate seconds of "Country Roads" after West Virginia walked off Kentucky to reach the Super Regionals.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Checking in on New York
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Leslie Bibb also killed last week in the guest spot.
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Westworld-Ass Program
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 05/05/2026
I think this is a very useful clip because when I say that “10 years of this man has done immeasurable damage to the social fabric of this country” what I mean is, in exemplary form, the children who came into consciousness while being told that their country’s democracy is a scam by those in power.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/03/2026
LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is a Final Destination death sequence
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Idk why they didn’t just wear the dark away UNI. Would have been fine.
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It’s horrible on the broadcast as well.
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 26/03/2026
If Everyone Thinks You're the Villain, Then Play the Part, with the Los Angeles Dodgers:
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Jerrad Christian @jerradchristian.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's been 3 months since the Justice Department was supposed to release the full, unredacted Epstein files.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/03/2026
Truly perverse stuff
Iowa-Nebraska Sweet Sixteen
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I feel seen as someone who has Wisky in survivor.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Listen all I want is a defense that plays like the kids at the end of Weapons
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
We’re just normal men
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 09/02/2026
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 09/02/2026
this fucking rules
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CF After Dark @cfafterdark.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It's hilarious that Iowa State's new gameplan is just "absolutely shitcannon the other team into the sun in the first half."
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It's getting worse. KSU is in hell rn.
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I can’t believe we’re gonna get an Indiana national championship before we get a female president
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
if the sec wants to compete with the big ten they need to get a map commercial
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Pete Golding looks like a grown up version of Rusty Featherstone.
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David Hale @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Another off-the-board gripe: I'm not even worried about the Lane impact. But Ole Miss's resume is in no way demonstrably different than BYU's, yet the Rebels are FIVE spots higher. Same record. BYU has better SoR, more quality wins, same top-15 wins, same top-25 wins.
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Round of 32 knocked out in a game they will be favored in.
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Joseph Lowery @joeclowery.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
what if christian pulisic didn't take every set piece for the usmnt when healthy, my colu--
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Poch needs to speak to the FA about making tickets more affordable and not have everything in US Soccer be about driving profit.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Lord Farquaad
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
it’s fun that fans of both teams want to die right now
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Kendrew @kendrew.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Happy 10 year anniversary to this tweet
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/10/2025
✊
Bob and Sensei’s car selfie from ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. Sensei has one of the later-mentioned few small beers
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 28/08/2025
FIRST BIG 10 COMMERCIAL OF THE YEAR EVERYONE GET IN HERE
youtu.be
The new Big Ten Conference “Maps” commercial
YouTube video by Big Ten Conference
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I have an answer David, yes, that is the woman you want to have kids with, it is Halle Berry
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The Hank Aaron tribute was phenomenal.
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hell Yes Zohran Mamdani
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Eugene Finkel @efinkel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Well, I, for one, am glad that unlike in all previous wars of choice this time, we finally have a clear end goal, an exit strategy and meaningful Congressional oversight to make sure our elected leaders don't do some crazy shit
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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Austin Hartsook @ahartsook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
COYS
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What if we kissed by the melting #CharitibundiBowl thermometer 🫠🫠🫠
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
And now both players will change into soccer cleats for penalty kicks to decide it
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