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Christopher "the" Agocs

@agocs.bsky.social
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Big nerd who likes ships and airplanes. Technology professional. Recent Seattleite. Even more recent amateur radio operator. Send me fountain pen and bird pics. He/him A dozen raccoons piloting a person-sized Eva.

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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 7h
Flipping though photos circa 2022: newborn, cat, newborn, both cats, covid test, cat...
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This evening, I implied in a joke that went over my four year old's head about the fake headstones we bought from Spirit Halloween, that Harvest Moon was a sequel to EarthBound. In reality they are unrelated games for the NES. I regret this error and will strive to keep my dad jokes factual.
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geoff @kookaburrasakura.co.nz · 28/09/2026
I wonder if Obama's kids get messages in the family chat like "URGENT REQUEST FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA what was the name of that guy in the Shawshank Redemption" and "I am humbly requesting you to bring a boba tea on your way back"
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All I'm going to say is lol, lmao. Agents do just be like that. I've been using the Muse internal preview for months. It really really doesn't want to send messages for you. I don't know what he did to turn off the safeguards.
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bnuuy
Zoomed in cell phone photo of a brown bunny rabbit next to my driveway The bunny has turned around and is going to hop past some saw horsesThe bunny scampering under a gate
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The young man insists the initial sound of "motorcycle" is "a soft B or P"
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YouTube has me pegged as somebody who likes increasingly niche mashups of Sweet Dreams and Seven Nation Army youtu.be/RRgYBbH5HbQ
youtu.be
skameleon - Sweet dreams vs. Seven Nation Army (Eurythmics White Stripes Ska-Cover)
YouTube video by skameleon
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those are droppings
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a cloaca
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Steps away from Bevi machine* Oh yeah it's my own concoction. I call it... "chilled light sparkling."
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had to buy some new noise cancelling headphones before my latest work trip. They cheerfully announce the battery level when you turn them on. The first time, I wasn't expecting this, I misunderstood it, and it freaked me out to hear "Battery Hot" (instead of high) coming from the thing on my head.
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's the chemical I can take that will make up for five hours of uncomfortable airplane seat followed by five hours of sleep?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brian looking out into the water with the text 
"No sports betting for me please, just the safe and legal thrill Faygo red pop and throwing a car battery into the ocean"
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've been a digitalocean customer since September 29, 2013.
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gettin' yelled at @ ORD
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Netflix should have a category for airplane movies: specifically movies I want to check out, my wife probably wouldn't like, and, importantly, they have no nudity (because I don't want to be yelled at by a flight attendant)
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Emily @skipper1833.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We also were so enamored by the squirrels at Yosemite. In awe of the mass of this lad
Chubby squirrel in Yosemite National Park
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 23/09/2026
I call this Wawa Theory. Most people don’t care about the food itself, but novel logistics, user experiences, or forms? Everybody gets excited about that. That’s Traveling Dad Nirvana. “This sandwich tastes better because I ordered it on a touch screen at a reliably clean, well-lit gas station.”
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Art P. Hough @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
slab of cougar gold on a slice of cosmic crisp while saluting mt rainier
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I definitely used to live in Chicago and didn't just spend 30 minutes getting lost trying to get from the waterfront to West Randolph St
A raccoon emerging from a garbage can looking a bit like Truth emerging from her well to chastise humanityA great big blond dork wearing a blue plaid shirt smiling in front of the Cloud Gate sculpture in downtown Chicago (the shiny one that looks like a gigantic bean). It's nighttime and the buildings in the background are lit upA poster taped to a lamp post claiming The Chicago Air and Water Show 2026 Won't Let Amelia Earhart Fly.
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chicago remains a very beautiful city
Photo of the morning skyline from a skyscraper in the Chicago loop. Visible are a bunch of extremely beautiful buildings and the sun over Lake Michigan
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My hobby: assembling a terrible pile of network infrastructure and debugging it at 2am in a hotel room (My phone decided it needed to restart before it would perform any dns lookups, unrelated to the travel router bouncing all my traffic off of a San Jose datacenter)
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
O'Hare's all right I guess, but it just does not have the sauce of ATL.
Just a basic ass airport terminal, nothing special
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait hold up if I'm on flight 538 does that mean the captain will make incredibly confident but drastically wrong predictions about our destination?
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SECURITY ALERT!!! Are you trying to sign in to NOTION from LINUX at SEA-TAC?
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geoff @kookaburrasakura.co.nz · 21/09/2026
Taco Bell late at night, Baja Blaster's delight Taco Bell into the morning, Baja Blasters take warning
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My flight lands in Chicago at midnight. I was checking to see if I had any late night food options near my hotel. There's a taco bell, open until 2am a few blocks away. A late night Taco Bell is never good news, it is at best a statement of fact and at worst an implied threat.
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God if I had space for more cars and *just* a little more disposable income I would be so stupid for VehiCROSSes
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Elliott found a show called Sealook on Netflix, and it's 1-2 minute vignettes of seals making the most annoying noises imaginable. We've been watching it for 20 minutes and I'm already developing a tic at the sound every time a new vignette starts.
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🧜‍♀️ The Lorelei 🌊 @ldermer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GOD, trust merlin to be brutal
A photo of an Anna’s Hummingbird from the beginning of its Merlin identification page. Text says “Relatively large-headed and chunky”
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 20/09/2026
The Ones Who Skank Away From Omelas
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Dr Andrew Mahon @andyantarctica.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK 🧪🌊🌎🦑
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy crap, some calves from the T36 pod decided to swim under our whale watching boat
A pretty close picture of a small black and white orca popping its head out of the waterA small orca surprisingly closeLike, shockingly close No too close!
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The _other_ mountain was out earlier this week. Mount Baker from Kirkland WA, about 80 miles away
Zoomed in photo of evergreen trees, with a huge snow capped mountain in the background
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geoff @kookaburrasakura.co.nz · 18/09/2026
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Auryn @aurynfox.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A game advertisement for the fictional movie Goncharov. The caption reads: Winter has arrived on Poob. Start your free 7 day trial today.
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Monoid Mary @argumatronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i don't think i have too many haskell people following me here anymore, but just in case:
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 17/09/2026
[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]

YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:

9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections

seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know
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jane c. hu @janehu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the triumvirate (2026)
a woman stands with hands on her hips after driving a red SUV up train tracks into Seattle's Mt Baker light rail stationa white sedan drives on Seattle's I-90 pedestrian trail as a woman in a green shirt walks in front of ita black SUV stopped after driving down a flight of stairs at Seattle's Post Alley
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is amazing how I can have a miserable day at work and then realize it's because I forgot to take The Pill That Makes My Brain Work in the morning
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Christopher "the" Agocs @agocs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Microkitchen on the new floor at work is painted Baker-Miller Pink
A pretty traditional office microkitchen, with coffee machines, drinks fridges, and snacks. It's very pink
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GinniesDaughter @ginniesdaughter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Batteries not included" electrek.co/2023/07/20/t...
electrek.co
This $2,000 kit from China will convert a classic VW Beetle to electric
Have an old VW Beetle from the 1960s or 70s laying around and want to convert it into an electric...
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Adam Vann @adamvann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's bizarre for this man to be our collective conscience while also being obscenely handsome and one of the greatest race car drivers of all time. People aren't supposed to be this infallible
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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Language user, faced with any situation with two possibilities: "That's right, it goes into the Bool hole!"
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I 3d printed a thent capsule.
The thent in its nest
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
[a satirical Chicago CTA transit map showing a giant red circular train line extending high into the sky, deep into the earth's mantle, and through Lake Michigan.]

"CTA Unveils New Circle Line Design: New line takes advantage of newly discovered third dimension.

Stations along the route include the Jane Byrne Interchange, Sears Tower Skydeck, Bean Access via Structural Firepole, Wreck of the Silver Spray, Future Stadium of Upper Mantle Bears, Hole, and Lowest Known Wacker Drive.

Additional diagram notes indicate that the train is shown to scale, Navy Pier is intentionally ignored, the color red was chosen for the line to confuse tourists, and highlights the Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Sedementary Divide."
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