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Andrew Notarian (he/him)

@anotarian.bsky.social
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Microsoft Data Platform / Postgres, Father, trains, history & art, Star Wars and Trek, Mets. Secret Long Islander. 20 years at NIH and CDC and HRSA. Bird Law. Rockville, MD. Do not eat packet. 马里兰

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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 2h
The CTA has unveiled a 1950s neon-style sign at a revamped Blue Line stop. buff.ly/5Ifslf9
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h
Professor Frink saying this
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 3h
Kirk has accidentally started a Medicare Advantage scam
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 3h
The Roman coin on which the Nimes seal is based. It has a very odd looking chained up crocodile, some eels, and this happy little guy over here is the sun
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 6h
Rory is now on Medicare
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ethereal long island burned into my cornea
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I watched a video on all the NEMA receptacles. My father used to come to DC for NEMA meetings and I really miss when my father would be here leaving complaining voicemails. "How anyone can be expected to live with this humidity is beyond me. See you at the Bethesda metro"
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You've got it together. Caboodles.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I drew st marks piazza for you
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Muse, here's my credit card number and the McMaster-Carr Catalogue. Go wild.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Expos were in our division for a long time so I know all the words.
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Pat Walshe - Privacy Matters 🇮🇪🇬🇧🇪🇺 @privacymatters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone Hates Elon guerilla ad campaign in London over “pervert glasses” www.huckmag.com/article/acti...
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Activists slam “pervert glasses” in new guerrilla campaign
Everyone Hates Elon — Stickers have appeared on the London Underground network, criticising the wearable technology’s covert filming capabilities.
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Jet Gordon @jetgordonsun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like a damn comic strip
Gray cat on top of box containing cat treeGray cat on pieces of cat treePut together cat treeGray cat in empty box
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here's my last 3d print. Now I just need someone to hear my lecture about it.
2 matrices for the letters m and r and a bar the demonstrates how they drop back into the right slot in the magazine
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now that I see the booth staff, very much in favor of ☄️
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My new shorthand for our new gilded age: "We shouldn't have let the phone company buy all the taxi companies." ... and warehousing and delivery companies. and courier services. and media companies. and so on
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*Tommy Pham gets on a plane, flies to NY, and punches the replay official*
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You've got it together. Caboodles.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am sad that the White Sox radio is sponsored by a casino. However, my team is building a casino or something. And crypto currency. Or something.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need datadog to support this theme
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Funniest Possible World Series Matchups: Rays and Brewers (bunting, small markets, would make Manfred cry) White Sox and Padres (Religious battle possibly?) Guardians and Atlanta (woke v not woke) Yankees and Dodgers (Replay of one of the most hyped WS that turned out to be boring)
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Typesetting: Linotype (Part I)
How mechanical typesetting works. The film explores the intricate workings of mechanical typesetting machines, particularly the linotype and intertype machines, which revolutionized printing in the la...
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tabby cat in a sideways boxtuxedo cat ready for shipmenttuxedo cat is over the weight limittabby cat wants to be a train
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The labels have completely faded on some of Sir Ocelot's boxes. He really loves the Deutsche Werkzeuge box that @agocs.bsky.social sent two years ago.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's probably just flat so a bolt, nut and washer can hold it all together.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even if you think you can ignore this stupidity, you need to protect your brand name from squatters. Fun.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always wondered what the notch in the support arm was about. Seemed like it served a purpose.
1970s photo of the Southern State Parkway on Long Island
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to circle town, everyone.
Planes circling over my house
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been in this thread of two English guys arguing about how big an imperial gallon is for days.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
☄️
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If can pull into a parking space sideways at full speed, you might be a Staten Island redneck.
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Jeremy Berg @jeremymberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From a discussion of updating a department website...
A photo with baby Yoda and adult Yoda with the caption "Could it be time for a new photo?"
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 01/10/2026
This is awesome: The SQL Server Feature Matrix sql.fm
sql.fm
SQL.FM — SQL Server Feature Matrix
SQL Server versions and editions, Azure SQL Database, and Azure SQL Managed Instance in one searchable feature reference.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not above pinning this post
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One day I came in to work to the task of scrubbing every mention of Carly Fiorina from the HP website. That was a fun day. The other fun find and replace day was when the client switched from oak to maple cabinets in the kitchen and suddenly every apartment had a smapeling tub.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I asked the new america super intelligence if i should swim in and eat fish from rock creek or can only rfk do that. it says the law applies to all people. what a crock.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Boy Scout movement started because Baden Powell's clever tricks to confuse the Boers despite being outgunned were in the London papers.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess we have a CR because its FY27 now
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A+ would kitten again
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Scottish pint is 20 ounces.
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LOTR: It Comes In Pints?!
Alt: LOTR: It Comes In Pints?!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I SEE NO THING WRONG WITH THIS ALGORITHM ANDREW
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Janeese4DC @janeese4dc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Kennedy Center is a focal point for the arts in DC, and its workers and supporters need our help to defend it.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
on bluesky i operate under the default assumption that everyone on here is neurodivergent with a few fascinatingly rare exceptions
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This deserves an honourary knighthood
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the sort of thing that usually happens in Dubai.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here in the mysql database, where it's 🍌o'clock and 🥑 * 7 = 📜
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My neighbor has a well. I do not.
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am friends with "I hope you break your arm" guy on Facebook.
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The 51st @51st.news · 28/09/2026
You won’t find the largest edible fruit native to North America on grocery store shelves — but pawpaws have gained a cultish fanbase, including a nearly 26,000-member Facebook group that calls them "nature’s best kept secret." So ... where can you find them in D.C.? @ecwilliams.bsky.social reports:
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Have you tried pawpaws yet? Here’s where you can forage — or buy — D.C.’s ‘tropical’ fruit
The delicious fruit is abundant throughout the D.C. region. Here's how to get your paws on “nature’s best kept secret.”
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