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One time I fell off a barstool backwards and the whole bar turned around and yelled, "SNIPER!" That was pretty funny.

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Woke Cat Dad @ziggyswokedad.bsky.social · 19h
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21h
"For too long, words were not prompts typed with fingers to create life-affirming stim. They were stacked in tiring rows like this. Clumped together, they were called 'sentences.' Many sentences make a paragraph. And a book is just hundreds of paragraphs that seem to never stop." buff.ly/oZe8zx4
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How to Read Good or Maybe Great
“First, accept how fun reading isn’t. Words do not blast stim at the rate we enjoy today. Words are old, older than TikTok. Back then, a human would read, ‘F...
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I grow up I want to be a toxic male stereotype.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It adds up when you realize who controls the narrative.
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doomandgloom 💙📚🚀🌈🌴🌞🏝🎶🌹🐈‍⬛🌹💐🦋 🌻🇺🇦🇵🇸🇳🇫🇨🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @doomandgloom1951.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The words of Smedley Butler are not an exact quote but they represent his thoughts.
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doomandgloom 💙📚🚀🌈🌴🌞🏝🎶🌹🐈‍⬛🌹💐🦋 🌻🇺🇦🇵🇸🇳🇫🇨🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @doomandgloom1951.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't have a front lawn, but I must be getting old because I told some guy to get the fuck off my front porch and it felt so right
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ms. Magazine @msmagazine.com · 23/09/2026
In 2024, nearly 2,400 women were killed by men, according to the Violence Policy Center. Of these, 86.9 percent knew their killer—nearly nine out of 10.
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A Restraining Order Is Not Enough When an Abuser Has a Gun
Nearly 2,400 women were killed by men in 2024, according to a recent Violence Policy Center report. Nearly nine out of 10 knew their killer, and firearms were used in 63.4 percent of these homicides. ...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
Idea: no corporate welfare, subsidies, or government contracts for corporations whose employees need to rely on government assistance because of low wages.
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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Happy Bi-Visibility Day to everyone except Lauren Boebert
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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The great thing to take away from Pedido Mussolini's speech at the UN is his speech writer(s) are even more stupid than he is. And he's too stupid to know it. A stupidity ouroboros, if you will.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
9/21/26 101 freeway in Encino A free press is the cornerstone of democracy. Silencing it is fascism. PERIOD.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine being so fascist you claim Politico is too critical of you as a Republican President
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HERE'S A LITTLE SONG I WROTE CALLED "WAKE THE FUCK UP OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
This is Eugenics. Couple amping up the libido of their chosen specimens with their bid to lower the standards on human research subjects’ informed consent and mass deportation, and what other conclusion can be reached?
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chemtrails are scientific bait for dangerously stupid people, invented by engineers to help us identify them.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Ted Bundy was a Republican.
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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love how womens' cycles are being data-stalked by fucking freaks. Back in my day, we kept our secrets on paper calendars. Or like my ADHD ass, not at all. Do like me and just make some shit up the next time you are asked.
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I did not have "fbi wants to have sex with animals" on my bingo card but it's not like anyone is surprised, at this point
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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When you aren't worth the skin you're printed on and played faaaarrr to much GTA San Andreas...
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The GOP Is Desperate… Accepting Elder Abuse For A “Win” On A Vote
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m a former in-house lawyer for Harvard. During my recent role as DEI Director at UCLA, I fixated my AuDHD brain on digesting, analyzing and memorizing Project 2025. Since then, unfortunately every one of my political predictions has come to pass. P2025 is 55% complete. The last 1/2 is terrifying.
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Project 2025 Tracker
A comprehensive, community-driven initiative to track the implementation of Project 2025's policy proposals
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 17/09/2026
If the survivors win, they’ve asked the court to require Epstein's estate to preserve the full record of what’s in the collection so that each survivor can find out exactly how many of their images the financier exploited.
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Epstein had huge cache of child sex pics; victims sue to find out who's in them
Survivors appalled nobody will tell them if they’re in Epstein’s CSAM collection.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to ban private equity funds from owning or controlling medical practices. This is a big deal. Here’s what you need to know about the shady private equity industry and how it operates.
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This One Thing Is Making Your Life More Expensive | Robert Reich
Private equity is shutting out millions of people from buying their own homes.In 2021, private equity investors bought n
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omar Introduces Bill to 'Make ICE Pay' for Destruction to US Cities | Common Dreams www.commondreams.org/news/omar-ma...
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Omar Introduces Bill to 'Make ICE Pay' for Destruction to US Cities | Common Dreams
"Our bill will force ICE to pay the price for the damage they’ve left in their wake and ensure that these devastating operations can never be repeated," said the Minneapolis congresswoman.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone’s masculinity is feeling fragile today.
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Transphobic UFC Fighter Slammed After Saying He'd Like To 'Beat The Sh*t' Out Of Elliot Page
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Massie exposes the hypocrisy: Some members get to vote against bills they know will pass, giving them a convenient campaign talking point without changing the outcome.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
The man who won't let you have paid sick leave or health care returns to Congress after getting free health care and 90 days paid sick leave
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Philadelphia family just bought their first home with a $10,000 first-time homebuyer grant funded by a group of Quakers It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
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A Philly family bought their first home thanks to reparations from Quakers in Germantown
Green Street Friends Meeting, a Quaker congregation in Germantown, pledged to spend $50,000 a year for 10 years as part of its reparations work. It’s helping Black Philadelphians become homeowners.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
He's not got any idea what he's even voting on. He has to be told how to vote. He's incapacitated. He's incapable of representing the people of Kentucky who are currently being taxed without representation.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When the edibles kick in…
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait the mob is NOT cracking down on crime?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And Climate Change will make the weather minder. And crime will make cities safer. And white supremacy will lead to racial equality. Because lying is magic!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when I was a much younger man I had a habit of trying to convince conspiracy theorists I met of even crazier theories. if they denied the moon landing, I'd try to convince them the moon itself was a hoax, etc. Starting to worry that might have done lasting harm.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
Newt Gingrich: Resigned in shame. Dennis Hastert: Child molester. John Boehner: Chased out by Freedom Caucus. Paul Ryan: Quit in disgust. Kevin McCarthy: Chased out by Freedom Caucus. Mike Johnson: Spineless “Christian.” American politics isn’t broken, just the GOP.
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How much you wanna bet that's a staffer in a Mitch suit?
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026
it’s my second day in the mitch mcconnell suit. I begged them to make it looser in the crotch but they said they have to adhere to “guidelines.” great. I’ll just marinate in a few cups of body sweat until they wheel me off camera
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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is only one reason I never fulfilled my genetic legacy and died young of a drug overdose. I like taking a vacation from my thoughts like everyone else. The secret: no matter how great you feel on a drug, never do a physically addicting drug more than once or twice. This includes alcohol.
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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope history remembers Trump not only for being a rapist, a felon, a fraud...but also the Republican Party that stood by and supported the most unforced errors of any world leader ever, gleefully and without restraint.
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