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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lyft showing guitars and butterflies for Dolly makes me smile

Pink butterflies and guitar on Lyft map instead of car icons on their map near Pigeon Forge, TN

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Spent the day at Dollywood. Damn, what an icon. They keep taking the wrong ones.

Dolly Parton image next to quote "it's hard to be a diamond in rhinestone world"

The entrance to the Dolly Parton experience a giant glittering pink butterfly with her signature Dolly across the front in gold

Dolly was our patron saint of child literacy. Image of her next to a counter of the number of books gifted (millions)

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The Cat Distribution System gifted me this perfect little nugget and I'm never letting her go. Her name is Mavis

Small blonde cat in lap curled in a ball

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Chewy, I told you when my elderly cat died last May. I told you when my oldest dog died in November. I told you when last dog died in March. I miss them, horribly. Thanks for stabbing me in the heart. Check your god-damned records before sending this marketing terrorism to my house, Chewy.

Detail of a postcard from Chewy. White letters on picture of a Border Collie dog and Ginger Tabby cat that says "Chewy: We miss you. Here's a deal your wallet & per will love. This deal won't last." Well guess what? My pets didn't last. Check your god-damned records before sending this marketing terrorism to my house, Chewy.

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Elderly cat nephew Winston doing his damndest to heal my heart today #caturday

Elderly gray tabby drooling on his auntie

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

These "people" can all eat a bag of dicks. I hope they choke

White text and yellow text on blue background outlining the hypocrisy and lack of morals of MAGAts

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The good folks over at Dog Beach, OB, San Diego would like to remind you...

A light colored dog poop bag dispenser on a telephone pole with several reminder stickers. Prominently features one that says "Trump is a kid diddler"

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I guess when you wound a narcissist, they and everyone else would be better off without the narcissist. At all.

A news article with a bison herd roaming over yellow grassland titled 'Home on the Range No More: Trump wants Bison Gone'

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Nobody learns anything. Jim Jones started his People's Temple in Indianapolis. He also staged multiple attempts on his life to get his followers to believe in him harder. I'm not saying Hoosiers are stupid, but they sure are enthralled with racism, misogyny, xenophobia, and homophobia...

Political watchers sit at a table outside the Senate chambers on 4/24/25 during Indiana legislative session.

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The G.O.A.T. of 80s movies if you were a kid or a swashbuckler! I begged my parents to watch this a second time in the theaters I loved it so much

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

A million points if you know who this is without looking it up 🤣 Happy 420 everyone! Now lock paws!

A White woman in a purple jacket without shoulder pads with a sneer on her face

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

The synchronicity of having 1040 followers on April 15th though... (USian Tax Deadline is April 15. 1040 is the form we fill out to file taxes with the Internal Revenue Service)

Screenshot of 1,040 actual followers from the @realfollowers.bsky.social bot

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Has your toxic trait ever been to look at Cerberus and think, "I can fix him"?

Cerberus figurine of a brown hellhound with three heads, teeth exposed and menacing.

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I watched this the day after my mom died suddenly in her sleep. While I would not recommend that to other kids in the same situation, over time the message helped me heal.

Two women hugging in soft focus on poster for movie "The Joy Luck Club"

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Perfection! Reminds me of my boys who went to go wait for me at the Rainbow Bridge, both in the last 6 months. They never hang around long enough...hug them tight everyday! ❤️❤️❤️

Two black and white mutts sleeping on a gray blanket with white geometric lines

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I just lost my very good boy Dante who was dumped in a park, and returned twice. He was my bestest boy, just couldn't be around kids (no worries, I don't like them either) and couldn't be picked up from behind, but wanted to jump in my arms always. Humans don't deserve dogs.

Little black and white dog wrapped up in a colorful striped blanket on human lap

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

This plate and a Guinness/Harp half and half didn't fix me, but it gave me enough energy to keep going

A plate of scotch eggs on a bed of sweet corn and bitter salad greens

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Spinning an oldie for TOFU upon the news Melania was Epstein's leftovers. Hope today is the day you choke

Cover of punk band Sloppy Seconds album Destroyed showing 4 band members walking toward camera in cartoon aesthetic. Song is "If I Had a Woman"

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The only surprise shit hole state on this map is Michigan. I thought they were getting their shit together. Clearly I was mistaken and am cancelling any ideas I had about going to Saugatuck this summer.

Map of United States showing states on blue and red. 9 states: Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Tennessee, Michigan, Idaho, Montana, North and a South Dakota are red.

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Corruption Junction done went and got the Dysfunction

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Hey assholes, you forgot to put "United States" on that list. Unless you are a white, Nationalist Christian male who's cis-gender, it's not safe here for Americans, either.

Map of countries worldwide that the State Department says it's unsafe for Americans to travel. United States is missing a red designation.

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

A year ago, I had a cat named Tig. Two dogs, Dante and Virgil. Tig left in May of 2025 kidney failure. Virgil in November 2025 osteoarthritis. Today Dante left us. The problem with these boogers is they never hang around long enough. It fucking sucks.

Virgil and Dante. Two small black and white mutts sharing a large dog bed. One is wearing a green Argyle sweater.

Cat drinking from the toilet because she was like that

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Here's my lil girl Clarice sunnin' her buns. Red Eared Slider

Red Eared Slider basking in a tub top enclosure with her feet in a split position.

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I'm at best an Economics dilettante, but after 1M jobs went *poof* from the US job market in Dec 2025, what is this post-consumer economy supposed to look like? My brain keeps flashing Somalia with its lack of the rule of law, but I think that's too extreme? Morbid curiosity keeps me going.

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

This dog gives me an acute case of barely-contained cute aggression when I see those toe beans

Small black-and-white dog sleeping in a curl with his toe beans showing

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Creepy to hear a Blackhawk flyover. I've gotten pretty good at recognizing the sound. Even creepier to see it escorting a no name MIL flight from North Las Vegas Airport.

Map on ADB-S showing a no call sign military flight with origin at North Las Vegas airport

Map on ADS-B showing a Blackhawk helicopter escort of a no call sign military flight

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

No one wants to hear the truth about their heir looking like a monkey or an alien. Or a pumpkin-head.

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I don't know why Bluesky thought this was adult content 😂🤷‍♂️

A woman with a package of loose hotdogs bouncing off her face

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Yup. Always handy to have a Helios 1 solar array. I set mine up in the backyard with a sign for the pigeons that says, "Danger!" and a picture of a cooked Cornish game hen.

Image of a solar panel array. Molten salt tower glows brilliantly white at the center of a field of reflectors mid-day

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Yep. Full throttle Nazi. And what do we know is the only good Nazi everyone?

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Way back in the 80s, children were encouraged to dream big and work hard. You could be a firefighter, an astronaut, maybe even President! I wonder what memo Stephen Miller got...

Image of small bald man who always has the stare of a dead-eyed cat strangler. Text reads, In America, you be anything you want. Hell, we even have Jewish Nazis

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

This, sadly, would be a better answer than anything they would lie about.

A sign that reads "St. God's Memorial Hospital" on a yellow and brown brick building. The end of hospital is sloppily in a vertical placement because of an adjoining wall

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Murderer. A clear and present threat to others.

Murdering ICE flunky walking away from his crime scene

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Spooky! I just ordered a copy a few days ago. Trying to read more physical books. I would be more drawn to 1, but only because I found late-60s/70s era sci-fi covers unbearably cheesy (I was a graphic designer. Fight me) Lol, anyway, here's the current cover. Very un-inspired, tbh

50th Anniversary edition of The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula Le Guin. Text on inverted cyan and black sunburst pattens

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aggressive_beige @aggressivebeige.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

OMFG YES! HAHAHAHA YES! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEE

A picture of yellow cases of Fallout videogame themed Jones soda on a blue pallet at Costco

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