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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 20h

My hypothesis is he always wanted to be the most popular guy in NYC, but everyone hates him, so he's decided being the buddies with the actual most popular guy in NYC is the next best thing.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How did James Talarico get my number!! That man!

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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would rather have a whole crew of furries on my plane than a single pedophile in DC.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hi. Just checking in. Any news? Anything?

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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Could not have been a more beautiful evening to see Earth Wind and Fire.

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

It's time to consider the world we want to leave for Godzilla

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My brain should not be taxed this much on a Friday night.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Portlanders should most definitely have a word for when it's raining and sunny at the same time. I call it rainbow weather, but that wasn't one of the options. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

A map of the US showing where my dialect matches. I match best with Portland and Seattle (accurate) and also Utah (how dare they!) and least with everything in the east, south-east US.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Spent days avoiding something that should take about 30 minutes to complete. I think I can get a couple more days out of this.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Orlando Bloom had 17 lines in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings. 17 lines. In the whole movie.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If you're struggling with your writing, try turning the pages inside out. See if you like the innards any better.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

had an unexpected $5000 car repair and I’m really struggling. if someone could rename a lake it would really help ❤️

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You: My house has two doors. A front door and a back door. Mouse: Oh, no. Your house has so many more doors.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

For your bloomscrollong enjoyment, here’s a little bougainvillea in Limone on Lago di Garda, Italy. p.s. do you say boo-gun-VEE-uh or boo-gun-VILLA? #bloomscrolling 🌱

Gorgeous, fuschia colored bougainvillea on the side of an old home in Limone, Italy.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.

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Chairman Goa Tse-tung @jctenton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

quebec is famously chill about this sort of thing, after all

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s that time of year again when I’m like, maybe just let your kid rip a few pages out of the Esprit catalogue and tape them to the wall and call it good, Stephanie.

A tweet by someone called Keff Rose CFP that says, Can we all agree that Gen X wouldn't be caught dead in one of these dorm-room makeovers? We had a milk crate, a stolen street sign, and whatever poster was on sale at Spencer's.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Staying awake for a late night airport pick up. I need snacks.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m getting so many ads for bandanas I almost believe I am a bandana person.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Thank you for saving my summer, Rosie O'Donnell.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just heard, "names have been changed for animosity." Please send help.

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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Art by Skizo

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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Hi, hi! How's it going? Any news today?

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Me, making a withdrawal from an Italian cheese bank.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

AirPods on noise canceling, rain sounds playing, and I can still hear the dogs next door barking their heads off, and it’s because my husband dares to be in the back yard looking through his telescope and I don’t know who I’m more mad at.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: Suckin' on a chili dog

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