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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh wow! In two weeks let’s do a catch up walk. It’s been a while!

Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That feeling when you actually have a good answer when the Trader Joe’s guy asks, “do you have any plans for the rest of the day?”

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

She should have picked a weird pose it would have been easier to hold.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There is no way breast stroke beats free.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My hypothesis is he always wanted to be the most popular guy in NYC, but everyone hates him, so he's decided being the buddies with the actual most popular guy in NYC is the next best thing.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That's the thing. if I could ensure 1) this was the legit James Talarico and 2) I could stop getting donation requests from all other political candidates for 6 months, I would happily donate.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Seems like a nice guy, but also desperate.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How did James Talarico get my number!! That man!

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s weird how many times I think of Slow Donnie and that whole episode. Green quarter? Donnie says VACUUM!

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Simpson filter/lighting is an interesting choice.

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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Obviously spent more time on those pics of Fani and Nathan than they did checking super basic facts.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It must feel so good to testify before congress when you are upstanding and have absolutely nothing to hide. Other than the fact you have to deal with corrupt people trying to protect other corrupt people.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would take it six days a week and twice on Sunday if it was.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Exactly. That’s what I think every time I hear the poll numbers. And 18% strongly approve feels way too high.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nero Plays Around: The plucky Roman emperor talks for the first time about how playing the fiddle helps him stay calm during crisis.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I feel like there must be some back room meeting where they brainstorm for new ways to shock Grandma and Grandpa Fox News-viewer, then draw straws for who has to do the humiliating presentation, all so they can distract from the fascist takeover.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I mean, if he’s so worried about sexual deviancy, pot, meet kettle.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would rather have a whole crew of furries on my plane than a single pedophile in DC.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is good news. I was hoping for something a little more, world-leader-health-crisisy. But clean laundry is a win.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is why she was always concerned, but never enough to take action. Needed to do favors for favors.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hi. Just checking in. Any news? Anything?

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

JD Vance speaks to the International Society of Never Nudes. “There are dozens of us.” One was heard to say. “Dozens!”

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

💯 but also Laverne’s milk and Pepsi.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If only we knew what this candidate’s position was on paying humans to do graphic design.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

First ever in Brooklyn, maybe, but the Brookwood Hillsboro branch of the Washington County Library in Oregon has had a Library of Things and an onsite makers space for ages.

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Avocado’s Number 🥑 @aftonnelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Jeff has the best response to rudness ever. Jeff wins.

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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026