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Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
💩🏆 Wagner Moura contou para Seth Meyer que não estava em Cannes para receber o prêmio de Melhor Ator por 'O Agente Secreto' porque estava na Inglaterra pegando... enfim, vejam a entrevista.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/11/2025
Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family
Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family
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Prints Bolsonaristas @printsminions.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
vim aqui pq aquela bosta de X não para de recomendar post a favor de Israel primeira coisa que vejo aqui: homofobia recreativa
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
os cUSA voltarão pra 1830
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Scientists first collected a pig butt worm from the dark ocean depths near Monterey, California. The size of marbles, pigbutts are a near complete mystery. Officially described in 2007, scientists aren’t even sure if the pigbutt form is an adult, or just a very very awkward adolescent stage.
A very pig butt looking round marble like animal that is pink. Photo by MBARI.The “front” of a pig butt worm showing tentacles and a round body. Image by MBARI.The bottom of a pig butt worm showing it’s odd bilateral butt cheeks. Images by MBARI
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
umas das últimas lembranças boas no finado Twitter foi ler as incríveis threads do @karlcifer.bsky.social bons tempos
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 25/01/2025
I would like to report a murder (this is deadmau5 calling out DJ 3lau for playing Trump's inauguration)
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Here's the best takeaway, not a single person in that entire dumbfuck
administration has ever known who the fuck you were, cared about you, or even gives the remotest shit about you, and you certainly won't be remembered by any of em. But everyone in this
business will remember that you stood behind nazis and convicted felons who would further marginalize the very people who gave you a platform. What very little respect I had for you is gone. So glad you got some drink tickets out of the deal, enjoy them, you nepo pissbaby.
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@deadmau5 i had to unblock this dude just to like this comment HAHAHHAILUFHAWEILFUHAILSED
FUHADILSFUHDSF HOLY FUCK
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tertuliano máximo afonso @neologista.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
depois que eu me mudei para a vila do bluesky, a luiza sonsa deixou de existir e eu acho isso lindo
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
this guy went on the Joe Rogan podcast to accuse other companies of insufficient innovation
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m feeling like a butterfly trapped inside a plane
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
a Björk cantaria isso e eu amaria
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Sketchy News @sketchynews.net · 06/01/2025
[TMZ]Best Golden Globes Moments Through The Years - TMZ To kick off tonight's 82nd Golden Globe Awards, we're taking a look back at the standout moments since the Globes' inception, dating all the way back to the 1940s.
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
“Chico Barney” em 2025
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
sem roubar, poste sua última selfie
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
gente? eu tô sem acreditar ainda RIP The Vivianne
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a drag queen in a white wig and a silver dress
ALT: a drag queen in a white wig and a silver dress
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
amei a Suzie Toot tmb mas espero que façam ela mudar aquela make
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
esse lugar me deixou impressionado
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
não dá pra continuar seguindo essa galera que usa “NGL”
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sabine @sabinezinha.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
caraio padre alugou um triplex na minha cabeça
print de um post do Instagram do padre Júlio Lancellotti e na imagem está escrito “eu não luto para vencer. Eu sei que vou perder. Eu luto para ser fiel até o fim. A minha perspectiva é o fracasso, porque nesse sistema se eu não fracassar, é porque eu aderi a ele”
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Rage Against the Marcinho™ @marciovianna.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Dá pra ganhar mil fazendo dieta e chorando.
Capa da revista Sou + Eu, com matérias como "ganho R$ 500 para chorar em velórios", "minha família adora capotar carros" e "Ganhe R$ 500 com a sua dieta", entre outras.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The Musk/Grimes romance didn’t last but it’s still beautiful that two people who are stupid in the exact same way found each other
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amuro ray com saudade da roça @moara.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Não esqueçam o que realmente importa nesse Natal
imagem real de Digimon mostrando Gabumon crucificado
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advogada do vampiro armand @pangolimgigante.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Recentemente eu li um artigo de uma jornalista sul-africana sobre a devoção do público de seu país ao cantor Chris Brown e vendo a comoção com ele aqui, pensei que temos muito em comum. Realmente mulher vale menos que merda pra uma galera bem grande.
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An allegiance to abusers
This weekend, Chris Brown will perform two sold-out concerts in South Africa. His relationship to the country reveals the twisted dynamic between a black American artist with a track record of violenc...
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Desktop Hippie @desktophippie.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Lads, Lassies, Ladles and Gellyspoons, it is Sunday the 22nd of December and it’s time to face one simple truth; either Star Trek got this date slightly wrong, or we are about to have the most epic nine days in Irish history. #SpéirGhorm #Treksky
It’s Next Gen era Lieutenant Commander Data on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise (NCC-1701D) in his gold uniform facing (then) Captain Picard, speaking to the Captain in his red uniform. The caption reads “the Irish Unification of 2024,” so I think we can all agree that either Data had a glitch, Star Trek canon “historical” records on this point were slightly off, or the next nine days are going to be the most epic days in Irish history.

On the plus side we didn’t get the Bell riots either. Just some guy assassinating the CEO of a health insurance company.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
getting so wet at the thought of Amazon strikers “ruining” Christmas
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Botato @lapapaespop.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
A PRIMEIRA VEZ QUE EU CONCORDO COM UM COACH
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Viti @seubrownie.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A internet mundial esta um lixo deve estar ocorrendo uma batalha digimon dentro dos cabos
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leonasmo @leo-nardo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
e quando tocar babylon e o doria subir no palco
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
NewJeans indo de willow?
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Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🪨 APEDREJADA Uma professora de 51 anos, de religião de matriz africana, foi apedrejada por alunos após aulas de cultura afro-brasileira em Camaçari (BA). O caso ocorreu em outubro, mas só ganhou repercussão após denúncia à Polícia Civil, que agora investiga o ataque.
Foto da educadora Sueli Santana, de 51 anos, praticante de religião de matriz africana, em frente à Delegacia Especial de Atendimento à Mulher (DEAM) em Camaçari, Bahia. Ela está de pé, usando uma blusa branca rendada e óculos de armação preta. O letreiro da delegacia é visível ao fundo, acima da entrada do prédio. Sueli foi vítima de apedrejamento por parte de alunos, em um caso de intolerância religiosa.
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Do you know? Recognizing the importance of Uranus, a Keck Institute for Space Studies (KISS) workshop was held in September 2023 to investigate how we can improve our knowledge of Uranus’s internal structure in the context of a future Uranus mission that includes an orbiter and a probe.
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Lafa @lafa.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Estadão @estadao.com.br · 19/11/2024
‘Punhal Verde e Amarelo’: plano de militares bolsonaristas era envenenar Lula e explodir Alexandre de Moraes, diz PF > bit.ly/4fyw1Ke
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
vou dar unfollow em quem posta sobre política estadunidense pq sinceramente não aguento mais não quero saber sobre aquele inferno
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 17/11/2024
We call them “posts”
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I heard we’re posting our post popular art from The Bad Place
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SpiderMama | Comms CLOSED @spidermama.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
os falantes de inglês forçando a palavra "skeet" até hoje. preguiça total
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
mas as sem sal acontecem Addison Rae, Gracie Adams jesus make it stop
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afonso 🦋 @afonso.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Cecile Believe bem que merece um viralzinho, ela serviu tanto nesse EP
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Tender the Spark - EP by Cecile Believe on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 6 Songs
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Brooke Jarvis @brookejarvis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
A map of flight paths emanating from breeding colony of gulls, with this caption: Early on, LifeWatch noticed something odd. Most gulls were making daily trips to Mouscron, a city on the French border 65 km away. They went to investigate and found the birds bingeing on discarded snacks at the Roger & Roger potato factory.
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culy n'dash @culybox.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
bem feito velha piranha vagabunda
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21/08/2023
I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
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Coelha 🍉 @alinecoelha.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Print de foto do filme Orgulho e Preconceito com Mr. Darcy escrevendo uma carta e a legenda "olá pobre imunda".
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Sketchy News @sketchynews.net · 19/10/2024
[The Washington Post]Serious infections linked to dementia risk, study shows - The Washington Post Flu, herpes and respiratory tract and other serious infections are linked to accelerated brain atrophy and increased risk of dementia years later, a study says.
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Luan Borges @luanborges.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
O Twitter não vai voltar. Ele morreu em 24 de julho de 2023. O que vai voltar é o X, a rede social repleta de nazistas, incels, trolls e com um algoritmo que fomenta o ódio e a desinformação. Quem voltar, está voltando ao X. Aquele Twitter de antes não volta mais.
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