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Adam Dorsey

@adamdorsey.com
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Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend. Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing, outlining my second novel, and taking my dog on walks. Los Angeles today, but Seattle forever.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 28/09/2026
In a Shake Shack in Downey, California trying out this new Argentinian beef and I swear they're just playing the soundtrack to a Zalman King softcore feature. Or maybe the beef just hit.
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 26/09/2026
I went to the Lucas Museum yesterday, and my back went out midway through and I had to go home, but I loved it and had a great time despite that. Here are some random pics from the visit.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 26/09/2026
This is such an incredible video. Real Nathan-Fielder-Core shit. AI could never capture or duplicate the faces, expressions, and reactions of the people in this video. Wow.
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wheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
remember when nintendo got horny for a few years then I guess just kind of snapped out of it
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 23/09/2026
The Resident Evil movie is good, but you guys are adding one or two too many stars to those reviews on Letterboxd, please be serious. I know you've been hurt by other video game adaptations, but you can't just marry the first guy who treats you with a tiny bit of respect.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
jerry seinfeld is sick of ALL THE BULLSHIT
PANEL 3: Wide shot of comedian Jerry Seinfeld on stage. SEINFELD: "Why are we living like this? We gotta do something!"
PANEL 4: SEINFELD: "Every DAY with this! And ANOTHER thing!"
TITLE: Jerry Seinfeld is SICK OF ALL THE BULLSHIT.
SUB: Knock it off on Fathom Events Dot Com
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026
Oh hey isn't it weird how so many streaming shows end at 3 seasons, right when union rules say they would have to increase worker salaries? That's so weird!
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026
Haven't done one of those Letterboxd last 4 in a while, but been really enjoying my movie watching the past two weeks so here ya go. I'm adamdorsey over there too if for some reason you wanna follow.
Sentimental Value 4 1/2 stars, I Want You Back 3 stars, Grand Theft Hamlet 3 stars, Worst Person in the World 5 stars.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026
Finished the Wolverine game tonight and I actually came away really positive on it. All the criticism about it being too handholdy is really overblown. The story and the characters stayed interesting throughout and it always felt good to slash folks as Wolverine.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/09/2026
My partner got mad at me for referring to Aaron Rodgers as a baseball player, but sorry, that's the most baseball player looking football player they ever done made.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/djeOkEg5pmQ?...
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N 2 Gether Now (UNCENSORED) Limp Bizkit & Method Man
YouTube video by candidskeptic
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/09/2026
One thing I want to share that I don't think normal people know is that if an app pops up a message that says "enjoying this app?" if you say yes it takes you to review the app on the app store, but if you say no it just doesn't do anything, and that's how companies pad the good reviews.
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 19/09/2026
Watching DJ Jazzy Jeff spin records on twitch and just thinking about how much happier he probably is than Will. The goal always has to be keep doing what you love to do.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 19/09/2026
As a kid, I thought that crumbs in the bed were going to be a much bigger issue than they ended up being.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 18/09/2026
Hm, "powerful" and "wealthy" Ayn Rand fans?
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ALT: Andrew Andrew Ryan
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aleha_84 @aleha84.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On fire music: Mac DeMarco - Chamber Of Reflection
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 17/09/2026
I know this skeet is for a very small audience, but there should be more video games inspired by the N.E.R.D. song "Tape You." Like at least one.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces...
Marketing graphic for Nintendo Streetpass on the 3DS. It shows white stick figures going about their days and the two in the middle are walking away from each other, one has a tote bag the other a briefcase. It shows 3DSes in their bags and green arrows forming a circle between the people. At the bottom is two 3DSes doing a wireless communication thing between them.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 16/09/2026
I'm still early going, but I think the Wolverine game is actually a fun game-ass game so far.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026
"Whiskey Bottles reconnect you with your past."
It's a screenshot from that new wolverine game.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026
They Cheri Oteri'ed Reba.
Reba looking like Cheri Oteri at the Oscars
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026
I hate to curse you with this knowledge, but there's a whole cadre of chuds who log onto awful websites daily to screech about how Spiderman guy is "settling" for Zendaya and I don't know, man, we are living in a time of ignorance.
It's Zendaya from the Emmy blue carpet tonight looking like a fucking movie star.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026
I won't stand for this revisionist history. When you're watching the Emmys tonight, don't believe them when they tell you they're at the Peacock Theater. That's the Nokia Theatre.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Beautifully fucking illustrated
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Trainspotting - Sickboy's Philosophy of Life
YouTube video by Taverner420
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 14/09/2026
A neighbor's smoke alarm battery is dying and therefore so am I.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 14/09/2026
Been thinking about how they should make movies about important historical events, but replace all the main characters with characters from Deadwood.
It's a crudely done Photoshop of when George W Bush was told about 9-11 in the classroom except Bush has been replaced by Al Swearengen.
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Fix Your Heart or Die. @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 13/09/2026
Watched a good movie and now I feel like anything is possible.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 12/09/2026
Why did the font of Instagram change so that it's so curvy I think maybe it's trying to say that its an innocent little baby when really it's the reason we're in this mess
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 11/09/2026
The Kirk assassination becoming just a meme makes me think that it's not gonna be possible for conservatives to be taken seriously on a national level again. Vance will never be more than the memes about him. Whatever counter memes are made will be regurgitated as ironic, just like the Kirk ones.
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 10/09/2026
Why Zelda look like he's taking a selfie in this?
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 10/09/2026
This music gives me instant flashbacks to 20 years ago when I had to spend a whole day making a Colin Mochrie Mii for Nintendo of Canada for reasons I can no longer remember.
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 10/09/2026
I'm not gonna repost it because I don't want to give it the air to breathe, but the AI "actor" moves like a robot cartoon. This will never work. It's a scam. Stop giving it attention. People don't even go to good movies with good human actors in it. We don't need more content. It's all a scam.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 09/09/2026
Clippy: "It looks like you're trying to write a letter, can I help?" AI Executive: "Holy shit, this thing is so smart it's going to destroy the world, you have to give us more money to keep making it for some reason."
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 09/09/2026
I just watched the sex purge movie and I hated it and it has radicalized me.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 08/09/2026
What even fuckin is a podcast, man??
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 07/09/2026
Really just so excited to see this that I can't think about anything else.
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VOID 🔞ART CATCH UP. @v0idm0nster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Burnout's no joke kids
A cat on a space and sky background that says "sorry i havent finished a project in months, i have been at war with myself"
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 04/09/2026
Really surprised by how much I'm enjoying Moonlighter 2. They basically took the shop mechanics of the first one and put a whole Hades in there for the combat. Really fun synergies to play with, biomes that feel unique, and a pretty original inventory management system. Highly recommend!
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 02/09/2026
Are you okay, babe? You haven't reposted your usual twenty daily passive aggressive posts to your Instagram story that reveal really concerning things about your weirdly specific For You algorithm.
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