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Adam Dorsey

@adamdorsey.com
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Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend. Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing, outlining my second novel, and taking my dog on walks. Los Angeles today, but Seattle forever.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 8h
Keyart for a Disney show called Coven Academy. Three teen witches stand around a logo.Mark from American Movie frames a shot with his hands.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15h
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 26/09/2026
My favorite painting at the Lucas Museum, which had a different title but which I am calling "Columbo at the Beach."
A painting that I think was called "mother at the beach" but boy it looks like Peter Falk as Columbo.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 26/09/2026
I went to the Lucas Museum yesterday, and my back went out midway through and I had to go home, but I loved it and had a great time despite that. Here are some random pics from the visit.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026
Haven't done one of those Letterboxd last 4 in a while, but been really enjoying my movie watching the past two weeks so here ya go. I'm adamdorsey over there too if for some reason you wanna follow.
Sentimental Value 4 1/2 stars, I Want You Back 3 stars, Grand Theft Hamlet 3 stars, Worst Person in the World 5 stars.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/09/2026
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026
"Whiskey Bottles reconnect you with your past."
It's a screenshot from that new wolverine game.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026
They Cheri Oteri'ed Reba.
Reba looking like Cheri Oteri at the Oscars
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026
I hate to curse you with this knowledge, but there's a whole cadre of chuds who log onto awful websites daily to screech about how Spiderman guy is "settling" for Zendaya and I don't know, man, we are living in a time of ignorance.
It's Zendaya from the Emmy blue carpet tonight looking like a fucking movie star.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 14/09/2026
Miles, but still.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 14/09/2026
Been thinking about how they should make movies about important historical events, but replace all the main characters with characters from Deadwood.
It's a crudely done Photoshop of when George W Bush was told about 9-11 in the classroom except Bush has been replaced by Al Swearengen.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 10/09/2026
Why Zelda look like he's taking a selfie in this?
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 27/08/2026
The hair options in Star Wars Zero Company are top notch.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 11/08/2026
Can't get over my dog's face in today's bereal.
It's a bereal photo with a smiling chow mix and an inset picture of me looking weird.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 11/08/2026
It's a news headline that reads "Trump hid in a catering container to sneak out of turkey amid threats."It's Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid hiding in a box.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 27/07/2026
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 12/07/2026
Mayor of New York shrugging on a bus.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 08/07/2026
I came across this Michelle Branch promo video for some kind of live event (because I still watch 90s music videos on YouTube) and the tone is just so eerie I wanted to share it. It's doing all the nostalgia things with old tv and old footage but she seems so depressed and regretful. Weird promo!
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 03/07/2026
Losing it at "Lots of misinformation here."
A quora post on Google search results that asks "what drove Sephiroth to insanity?" And the top answer is "lots of misinformation here."
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 03/07/2026
The dumb AI search suggestions my phone gives me (1st picture) will never compare to my real searches (2nd picture)
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 25/06/2026
Steam Summer Sale starts today and Watch Dogs 2 is only $2.50 or $4 for the complete edition. Still in my top 5 open world games, great characters and it's so much fun to goof around in fake San Francisco. Definitely recommend picking it up if you've never played it.
it's the cover art to watch dogs 2
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 22/06/2026
Getting a lot of joy out of what I named my favorite dish in Octopath Traveler 0.
Screenshot of three characters from Octopath Traveler 0 and one of them is talking about a KFC Famous Bowl.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 14/06/2026
Adam Silver
Mr Burns as an alien from the Simpsons
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 13/06/2026
If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
The scaffolding at the Kennedy Center as they prepare to remove the name.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 11/06/2026
Dr Breen on a video screen from the game Half-Life 2.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 09/06/2026
Just got out of Backrooms and decided to grab lunch at the Korean chicken place, but there is no one here, not even any employees. "Golden" is blasting over the speakers just for me. A little worried I'm still in the theater.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 09/06/2026
Within every Nintendo Direct there are two wolves.
Two replies to a post about the Nintendo direct. One says "This whole direct could have been an email lol. I thought it was truly terrible."

The other says "best direct ever!!!!"
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 09/06/2026
Photo from Persona 5 where the protagonist is given three dialogue options and "We hate the cops" is selected.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 06/06/2026
It's Tifa skydiving for some reason from the upcoming final fantasy 7-3.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 06/06/2026
I saw her. Damn we Tifa fans feasting today. Street Fighter 6 and the final Final Fantasy 7 Remake? VERY EXCITING.
Artwork of the new street fighter season with Tifa!
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 02/06/2026
*Thinking about the Playstation Direct* "I hope I see her today."
It's Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy 7 and she's gonna punch you.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 01/06/2026
Just wanted to share a quick vid of my daily life. This is Mango.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 29/05/2026
Glad I don't have kids because I don't have to explain to them the concept of Pete Davidson. "He's like if Goofy's son Max Goof had a huge dong and was kind of funny sometimes?"
Photo of Pete Davidson from Wikipedia.Photo of Pete Davidson from—wait sorry this is a drawing of Max Goof.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 27/05/2026
The new @garbageday.email newsletter is saying all the things I've been yelling incoherently. It's this kind of thinking that makes me hopeful for the future.
This is a question I keep asking myself about, well, the entire internet lately. “What if this all just doesn’t work this time?” What if AI companies can’t replace search? What if streaming video can’t replace Hollywood? What if short-form video apps can’t replace social media users? What if Silicon Valley can’t brute force their products — and ideology — onto the masses again? To take it even further, what if the dot com crash and the AI crash are actually part of the same 25 years epoch of technological stagnation? I’m not going to lie, I find this line of questioning exhilarating.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 18/05/2026
This is really fucking me up. I don't even know what software you'd be able to buy in a Best Buy in 2026. I need reporters to ask Newsom about this everyday until he fades into obscurity. It really is the most revealing "I've never shopped in a store before" type shit.
“As someone who lives near a Best Buy, I'm at Best Buy often," Newsom told reporters during a news conference. "And I'm paying sales tax on a lot of this prewritten software. And then I find out that all my friends that aren't near a Best Buy, they're downloading and they are not paying sales tax. How is that fair?"
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 06/05/2026
The new Starfox character designs viscerally disagree with my eyeballs. I was disappointed in 1997 when I beat Starfox 64 on my first sitting. I will still probably slurp this remake up because everything is hell and we all need to be reminded of a past when it seemed things could get better.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 06/05/2026
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 05/05/2026
I really like how silly the delivery is for this Honkai Star Rail line.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 05/05/2026
When your whole crew gets Freaky Fridayed but you're still the same piece of shit.
Trump in the oval office surrounded by confused children
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 03/05/2026
Oops I called this Pillars of Eternity but the game is Path of Exile 2. Anyway, this skill tree not messing around.
It's a skill tree with 100s of nodes
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 28/04/2026
I regret to inform you that I am always getting coffee with my dog.
It's a photo of me sitting in a chair outside in the sun drinking a cold brew with my dog who is a chow mix and has an anime face.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 22/04/2026
A threads post from sculder and mully that reads "me and my friends after getting "left behind" by ai and it's a picture of Scully sitting on mulders shoulders. Scully is smiling wide and Mulder is in a strong man pose.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/04/2026
A younger version of me would've done anything for this. Now I will simply keep it on my wishlist for ten years.
A notification that reads

Nintendo Store
Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch has been released and is ready to purchase.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 18/04/2026
Pragmata (2026)
News headline that reads "3D-Printed Homes, an Abandoned $590,000 Deposit, the FBI: What Really Happened in This Small Town?"
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 06/04/2026
Oh.
Trump tweet where he says "Tuesday, 8pm eastern time!"A TV guide for the finale of the NBC show Wings, Tuesday at 8pm.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 01/04/2026
It's been over 15 years since I owned computer speakers (they didn't make the move to LA), but I'm doing enough video editing again that it seemed like a smart thing to have again. Got these today and spent the whole day cleaning up my workstation and making room for them. They sound like speakers!
A white speaker with a Tifa from FF7 statue on it where she's punching a dolphin.My very silly computer setup with an ultrawide monitor, another monitor, too many LEDs, and now two speakers. Please don't look for weird clues about my life in this photo and also ignore my awful cable management.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 25/03/2026
Anyway, the Secretary of Education is posting PSP propaganda.
Tweet from Linda McMahon that reads 

In 2005, everything changed! The "PlayStation Portable" (PSP) was released and it did more than make gaming portable...it made entertainment personal, mobile, and always within reach. It was the beginning of life on the go.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/03/2026
Ah, my nemesis cardboard man.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/03/2026
I can't believe they made the Eurovision mascot a cartoon Ogilvie.
it's a weird little guy who works at eurovisionit's a weird little guy who works at the ER
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/03/2026
Respond to this with an image from a movie that always cheers you up, but don't name the movie. just share an image.
two men in hats sit on a bench. One looks sad and another is trying to cheer him up with a card trick.
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