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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 28/09/2026

In a Shake Shack in Downey, California trying out this new Argentinian beef and I swear they're just playing the soundtrack to a Zalman King softcore feature. Or maybe the beef just hit.

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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 27/09/2026

Oh man, I haven't followed this case and did not know that detail. Wow.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 26/09/2026

My favorite painting at the Lucas Museum, which had a different title but which I am calling "Columbo at the Beach."

A painting that I think was called "mother at the beach" but boy it looks like Peter Falk as Columbo.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 26/09/2026

I went to the Lucas Museum yesterday, and my back went out midway through and I had to go home, but I loved it and had a great time despite that. Here are some random pics from the visit.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 26/09/2026

This is such an incredible video. Real Nathan-Fielder-Core shit. AI could never capture or duplicate the faces, expressions, and reactions of the people in this video. Wow.

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wheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

remember when nintendo got horny for a few years then I guess just kind of snapped out of it

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 23/09/2026

The Resident Evil movie is good, but you guys are adding one or two too many stars to those reviews on Letterboxd, please be serious. I know you've been hurt by other video game adaptations, but you can't just marry the first guy who treats you with a tiny bit of respect.

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

jerry seinfeld is sick of ALL THE BULLSHIT

PANEL 3: Wide shot of comedian Jerry Seinfeld on stage. SEINFELD: "Why are we living like this? We gotta do something!"
PANEL 4: SEINFELD: "Every DAY with this! And ANOTHER thing!"
TITLE: Jerry Seinfeld is SICK OF ALL THE BULLSHIT.
SUB: Knock it off on Fathom Events Dot Com

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026

Oh hey isn't it weird how so many streaming shows end at 3 seasons, right when union rules say they would have to increase worker salaries? That's so weird!

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026

Haven't done one of those Letterboxd last 4 in a while, but been really enjoying my movie watching the past two weeks so here ya go. I'm adamdorsey over there too if for some reason you wanna follow.

Sentimental Value 4 1/2 stars, I Want You Back 3 stars, Grand Theft Hamlet 3 stars, Worst Person in the World 5 stars.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026

I don't know, I'm rambling, but if you want to slash people as Wolverine, consider the new Wolverine game, it does a good job of letting you do that. Kind of feels like a game from 2009 but with the best graphics you've ever seen.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026

It doesn't help that the discourse around this game and all game releases is so rancid right now. I guess ever since twitter became x things have gone exponentially poopoo in the toilet, and it wasn't great to begin with.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026

We really gotta fix the economy so that games can cost $70, but $70 doesn't feel so bad, because right now it does feel bad, and I understand that you gotta choose what game you're buying this fall. That's not even factoring in that a PS5 Pro costs nearly four figures.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026

I'm really torn up over the idea that this game has a 77 on metacritic, so no one is gonna play it. Talked to multiple friends today about it and they were like "I heard it's bad." And it's not bad, it's just not gonna be the best game you play this year. But I still had a blast.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026

I would say the Wolverine game is actually at its heart an Uncharted game with melee combat instead of shooting, with similar strengths and weaknesses. And we don't get that many of those kind of games anymore.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 21/09/2026

Finished the Wolverine game tonight and I actually came away really positive on it. All the criticism about it being too handholdy is really overblown. The story and the characters stayed interesting throughout and it always felt good to slash folks as Wolverine.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/09/2026

My partner got mad at me for referring to Aaron Rodgers as a baseball player, but sorry, that's the most baseball player looking football player they ever done made.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/09/2026

It doesn't really matter, but it still just shows that everything you interact with is trying to learn something about you and then use that information for themselves.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 20/09/2026

One thing I want to share that I don't think normal people know is that if an app pops up a message that says "enjoying this app?" if you say yes it takes you to review the app on the app store, but if you say no it just doesn't do anything, and that's how companies pad the good reviews.

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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 19/09/2026

Watching DJ Jazzy Jeff spin records on twitch and just thinking about how much happier he probably is than Will. The goal always has to be keep doing what you love to do.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 19/09/2026

As a kid, I thought that crumbs in the bed were going to be a much bigger issue than they ended up being.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 18/09/2026

Fire Emblem all day, why not Fire Emblem all night?

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aleha_84 @aleha84.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

On fire music: Mac DeMarco - Chamber Of Reflection

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 17/09/2026

I know this skeet is for a very small audience, but there should be more video games inspired by the N.E.R.D. song "Tape You." Like at least one.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 17/09/2026

The last thing I need is a new video game, but you know it's sitting on my switch 2 sd card already.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 17/09/2026

Found myself feeling gaslit, spent a ton of time confirming that somehow it wasn't our smoke alarms (of course it wasn't) and felt like I was overreacting, but now that the beeping has stopped I realize that it really has made me go insane over the last two days. Silence, baby, it's important.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 17/09/2026

Listen to your sister, it's time to get into The Fartin Spy.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 17/09/2026

Landlord still hasn't come out so tonight I texted him about how it had been beeping for 3 days now and it was awful. He texted me back after coming and changing the battery (in a basement that is inaccessible by me) and said "you only told me about it yesterday morning." Abolish landlords, man.

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,

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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces...

Marketing graphic for Nintendo Streetpass on the 3DS. It shows white stick figures going about their days and the two in the middle are walking away from each other, one has a tote bag the other a briefcase. It shows 3DSes in their bags and green arrows forming a circle between the people. At the bottom is two 3DSes doing a wireless communication thing between them.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 16/09/2026

To his credit, all the other tenants ARE unfortunately idiots.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 16/09/2026

Day 3 of strange smoke alarm beeping. Landlord finally got back to me and was like "are you sure it's not yours?" Yeah, man, I'm sure because I am an adult human who is not an idiot.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 16/09/2026

I'm still early going, but I think the Wolverine game is actually a fun game-ass game so far.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026

"Whiskey Bottles reconnect you with your past."

It's a screenshot from that new wolverine game.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026

This smoke alarm was still beeping at 9:30pm tonight and my solution was to just repeat loudly over and over again "Am I gonna have to go over there?" And then eventually it stopped.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026

They Cheri Oteri'ed Reba.

Reba looking like Cheri Oteri at the Oscars

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026

I hate to curse you with this knowledge, but there's a whole cadre of chuds who log onto awful websites daily to screech about how Spiderman guy is "settling" for Zendaya and I don't know, man, we are living in a time of ignorance.

It's Zendaya from the Emmy blue carpet tonight looking like a fucking movie star.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 15/09/2026

I won't stand for this revisionist history. When you're watching the Emmys tonight, don't believe them when they tell you they're at the Peacock Theater. That's the Nokia Theatre.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 14/09/2026

A neighbor's smoke alarm battery is dying and therefore so am I.

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 14/09/2026

Oooh great excuse to watch Stalker again!

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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 14/09/2026

Been thinking about how they should make movies about important historical events, but replace all the main characters with characters from Deadwood.

It's a crudely done Photoshop of when George W Bush was told about 9-11 in the classroom except Bush has been replaced by Al Swearengen.

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