Reposted by NoiNoi @acenoi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Marvel's Wolverine A solo Wolverine game was always gonna be a weird venture, not Insomniac's best. It's definitely got its issues, but more than anything I feel like the game got fed to the culture war vultures looking to farm outrage over pointless trite when the real problems got overlooked. 021
Reposted by Noinaricat.bsky.social @naricat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026finished the game I paid $70 for. I can finally start the preorder bonus everyone else is playing already now 073
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@schalaasha.bsky.social and I like to have fun with photo mode 010
Reposted by NoiGrant Stoner @supercrip1994.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Friendly reminder that Sharma is responsible for completely obliterating the accessibility division and its community goodwill at Xbox. 422977
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I feel like im one of the 5 people ive seen in my circles that doesnt necessarily *mind* the direction of the new CV, and even I thought the demo for it was rather dull. Its kind weird feeling like Dead Cells itself felt more like a CV game than this does, minus the roguelike bits. 110
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Had my first wisdom tooth removed at 37 because it broke while eating cereal, AMA 310
Reposted by NoiNoi @acenoi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This game can be a bit dull, but it has a stellar supporting cast and shares a lot of DNA with 428. The final act gets SO absurd (affectionate) that im left with a good impression even if I think a lot of minor parts could have been a lot better and the TL needed a second or third editing pass. 122
Reposted by NoiDaniel Stegersaurus @stegersaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All the repeat-idea devs are chasing down sorting inventory or finding a needle in a haystack, yet the big indie release this week is a femme-coded cozy game that's (shocking!) an original idea 633765
Reposted by NoiHarper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In retrospect, Obsidian getting Pentiment out there into the world before Microsoft exploded really feels like they pulled off the weirdest heist in gaming history. 61281240
Reposted by NoiMat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Everyone at Xbox - and everyone no longer at Xbox - all deserve better than whatever this is. 8940131
Reposted by Noiheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026other than call of duty and wow i genuinely think the smart move is to assume that any other xbox game thats more than a year away is never coming out. ‘mass layoffs and activision taking over halo’ just doesn’t describe how disastrous and destructive microsoft’s actions have been 51184134
Reposted by NoiNoi @acenoi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ah well i enjoyed ahhh funny face man game well enough i guess 031
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ah well i enjoyed ahhh funny face man game well enough i guess 031
Reposted by NoiNoi @acenoi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Onimusha: Way of the Sword Capcom combines thrilling boss fights with thoroughly mediocre open world questing in a game that reminds me of the same issues I had with Final Fantasy 16, though at least this game's combat IS good enough to push through the tedium. I expected worse, but wanted better. 112
Reposted by NoiFlorence @justflorence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Any teaser for something that's not coming out for more than a year is not for your consumption, it's a funny trick the company is playing on their prospective shareholders, who lack object permanence and need clear indicators that they will soon get Big Money 5509177
Reposted by NoiJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The video game industry has always been volatile (I published Press Reset in 2021!) but the skeleton key to understanding the current state of things is this: Big games now cost 10x to make what they did 15 years ago but most do not generate even close to 10x the revenue. Simple as that 992880437
Reposted by NoiJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now. 22673621386
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026At the point in Onimusha where im just skipping every non-main story cutscene cause nothing happens at allllll The pacing of the game really is the weakest point, I have a lot of fun when im in boss fights but im so bored otherwise plowing through what feels like pure padding in between them 120
Reposted by NoiNoi @acenoi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Two big takeaways from the replay: 1. Man, Kojumbo always was really weird about women huh. It was just harder to notice back since that's just how video game writing *was*. 2. For better and worse, AAA video game formulas have been standardized to a point that this game would never be made today. 101
Reposted by NoiNoi @acenoi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots First replay since before the 2010's. Still a baffling game that sticks out like a sore thumb, even if its a bit endearing in how batshit it is. What little gameplay *is* there is better than I remember, at least. Act 4/5 make the whole thing worth it. 111
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Two major complaints about Onimusha so far: a. I dont think the game uses its open city map very well which leads to a lot of re-trekking down the same alleys a lot and b. Story Progression simply doesnt exist, im just beating whatever enemies pop up in front of me and things happen where I go "ok" 130
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Im never getting a new Brave Fencer so I have to get my Musashi in where I can 030
Reposted by NoiAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026this is genuinely the most ominous thing I have _ever_ seen a game trailer do. what horrific combination of pressures demands you reassure players that they can fast forward though the 100+ dollar game they just bought 25596146
Reposted by NoiNoi @acenoi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ambrosia Sky Sold to me as a more narrative focused PowerWash Sim but in space, got exactly that. Relatively short, wish it had a bit more variety to the actual cleanup bits but still had a decent time of it. 111
Reposted by Noicolumbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/202691.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick 4278602453
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I know trying to sell part 3 of your overcomplicated rpg remake trilogy to new people was always going to be a hard sell, but man squeex hasn't even tried with either of the Revelation trailers so far. Just nothing but impenetrable babble to people not already tuned in. 021
Reposted by NoiJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/08/2026back before AI, video game developers had to make every digital woman look the same through hard work and artistry 2966991537
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Trying out the demo for AKIBA LOST, which feels so 428-coded you'd think it had the same team working on it 010
Reposted by Noiinnes mck @innes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026all profits are the stolen wages of the working class but damn, they don't always make it quite this blatant 2408
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If i had a nickel for every time I had to stay overnight on a cot in an airport Id have two nickels but its unfortunate that its happened twice 231
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Today's work extension, definitely don't love this song because it has extremely similar instrumentation to one of my favorite Brave Fencer Musashi tracks...youtube.comDeltarune OST - Chapter 5 | Running Sky (1 Hour Extension)YouTube video by Connor Gomez 100
Reposted by NoiSchalaAsha @schalaasha.bsky.social · 25/07/2026chaos is out there never stop searching for him 163
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Bsky doesnt have birthday balloons like the other site so have cake instead 890
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Im taking inventory of my stuff before I get it shipped to the new place and realizing that at some point in my life, I bought -two extra copies- of this dogwater anime adaptation just so I could reverse the covers of the first two and have all five characters lined up The fuck was wrong with me 030
Reposted by NoiNoi @acenoi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Life is Strange: Double Exposure This is prob the 2nd best game in the series so far, which isn't saying a lot because I think the three below it are really bad for different reasons. But an interesting enough setup and brisk pacing kept me from being bored at least, even if the payoff wasn't great. 111
Reposted by NoiPsaio .: QUIXOTIC RE:SONANCE :. @psyoptima.bsky.social · 30/04/2026.: STRANGER OF PARADISE :. 161495744
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Went to escape room for our anniversary, it was my first time! Archeology-themed setup that had a lot of lock solving and key handling. Unfortunately we ran out of time and died, but we had a good time. :) 030
Reposted by NoiAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Genuinely I think I link this post every 3 months at this point but I've been seeing random people talking about how with AAA in a bad state it's time for "the year of the indie" or whatever and: it's time for those people to read A Pivot To Indie Won't Save Us auratriolo.com/blog/2025/01... 9364138
Reposted by NoiMike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026🎵Would you want to see Hypnospace Outlaw, live in concert?🎶 We're considering running a series of concerts featuring Jay Tholen, the Chowder Man and more Register your interest here: forms.gle/FyBheY4RWBxe... 610750
Reposted by NoiJesse Boo-rascia 👻 @jesseguarascia.com · 08/07/2026Maybe this matters, maybe this doesn't, all I know is that if Playstation taking away discs was more boycott worthy than Microsoft enabling a genocide, you've got some soul searching to do 822667
Reposted by Noiheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/07/2026i love every single post saying they should remake ever crisis as an offline game. they should remake final fantasy vii again. we were all busy that weekend 1141974
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I initially set the lifespan for this at "will last until FF7 Part 3 is out, then will trail off and EOS a while later", but Square couldn't even meet my low bar expectations. Dissidia Duellum's bell tolls... 101
Reposted by Noizaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 07/07/2026just, amazing. the expectation that two nearly 15-year-old games have another billion in them if only she micromanages the fuck out of their teams. Absolutely beautiful 126574
Noi @acenoi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Its ultimately the same motif as Flower Man, but this version of it has been running 24/7 in my brain since Chapter 5 dropped for basically any mundane task im doingyoutu.be27. Stop, Criminell! (DELTARUNE Chapter 5 Soundtrack) - Toby FoxYouTube video by Toby Fox 000
Reposted by Noibarleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 06/07/2026 3963082662
Reposted by NoiChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026blogged it aftermath.site/microsoft-xb...aftermath.siteYou Don't Have To Hand It To Microsoft For A Well-Planned BloodbathPeople are being laid off in a horrendous job market. You do not have to praise the muddled prose of the rich and insulated. 121660466