iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this is how nintendo describes characters during a direct

abbie @absaif.com · 25/09/2026

I’ve seen enough of these in my decades online, I will simply not participate in that new top 100 shows of all time list. Nope. I have harissa chickpeas and jumbo shrimp to eat

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abbie @absaif.com · 25/09/2026

Would very much like the trend of all video games being called NOUNVERB to die please.

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abbie @absaif.com · 22/09/2026

Love to have sudden onset panic about ever making it as a published author!!! Love the hurdles I bring upon myself

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Underrated part of the Sydney Sweeney gambling ad is she reassures us the app can't be used to bet on wars, the concept no one had heard of like three years ago

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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abbie @absaif.com · 15/09/2026

We yearned to go back to the early 2010s and look Ed Sheeran and Macklemore are back in the headlines

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Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.

User @nisei_yoshimi posted on X:

time was if you wanted a wolverine game you called up acclaim or etc and they gave it to some lads from scunthorpe named like Galactic Visions who would code a 6/10 third person action game for PS2 xbox and gamecube in ten months. and it would cost about £500 and a few curries

Follow up post by @nisei_yoahimi:

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2004: uh we thought if we did like tomb raider but a bit of devil may cry combat it'd be well fun innit

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2026: the company has my children. I have not left the office in months. Take this note to the authori

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abbie @absaif.com · 09/09/2026

I am so seated for back to back Nintendo and Apple key jangling today. Love to consumer spend! Think of the economy!

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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

schemes are exclusively for viziers and pensions, why is that

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Alex Donaldson @apzonerunner.com · 08/09/2026

hope touches like this are 100% preserved.

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James Whitbrook @jwhitbrook.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"The Legend of Zelda movie is called The Legend of Zelda, please do not expect to see more of it at this time" is an extremely funny update for a movie that's out in like 7 months

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach

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abbie @absaif.com · 20/04/2026

One year anniversary of my opening the Google Doc and starting the first page of my manuscript. It’s crazy to think since then it’s been on the desk of editors in all the big publishing houses and imprints. Now did they like it? Mostly no and some pending, but still,

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abbie @absaif.com · 06/06/2026

It feels like I’m howling into the winds of social media but I’ve gone and done a comps and tropes list for THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY. 🐛 #booksky #authorsky #horrorbooks #horrorwriters

An image of a dark jungle with many moths flying around the screen.

The post reads:

Four Books Like THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY

Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer
The Mountain in the Sea by Ray Nayler
Ascension by Nick Binge
The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling

The same image as before, but with a trope list of the following that can be found in these novels and They Crawled Across My Body:

Doomed expedition
Body horror
Into the incompressible
Biology and evolution go brrrr
First contact goes wrong
Exploration horror
Uneasy allies

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abbie @absaif.com · 05/09/2026

Maybe back in the Twitter days of my 20s

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abbie @absaif.com · 05/09/2026

Let’s give Dungeon Crawler Carl another go shall we

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abbie @absaif.com · 01/09/2026

If Star Wars Zero Company would stop being so glitchy that’d be grand

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abbie @absaif.com · 01/09/2026

Today I start writing my pop star horror WIP, Siren! 🎤👹 Very exciting to have a new thread to chase after a difficult year and struggling with my last project. I’ll get back to that one day, but Siren’s song was too loud to put off any longer.

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abbie @absaif.com · 01/09/2026

Stark correlation to me quitting vaping and gaining 10kg in the ensuing ten months. I hope my lungs are happy the pricks

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abbie @absaif.com · 31/08/2026

I love staying up wide awake at 2am with a zyn in my gob when I’ve got an alarm set for 5.20am

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abbie @absaif.com · 02/06/2026

Illustrations for my scifi horror novel THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY. A grieving archaeologist joins an expedition to study an island that has suddenly appeared in the Atlantic — only to discover it’s sentient. An ancient, intelligent organism that doesn’t take kindly to pests. Art by Max Mitenkov.

Expedition 21 walking through a dense, foggy jungle. An android leads the way, while soldiers and scientists follow closely.

A minuscule figure of a red headed woman, dancing naked and frantic in front of the a giant tree with brain-like foliage.

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abbie @absaif.com · 30/08/2026

TCAMB promo! bsky.app/profile/phil...

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abbie @absaif.com · 29/08/2026

Is it weird I don’t have any currently running group chats am I a hermit or perhaps a nomad

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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The world's tallest man is actually the Burj Khalifa

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abbie @absaif.com · 25/08/2026

4 years in New Jersey, 6 months in California, 4 months in Texas, dozens of trips to New York / PA, and Nevada was neat that one time.

A map of the states (+DC) I’ve never been (45), passed through (0), visited (3 - New York, PA and Nevada) stayed a while (2 - California and Texas) and lived in (1- New Jersey)

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abbie @absaif.com · 25/08/2026

Had a good think about this and I can’t believe it’s Diana’s funeral RIP you would have loved the reclamation of the word cunty

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abbie @absaif.com · 20/08/2026

Made the mistake of stepping on the scale for the first time since 2024. Where did this extra 20kg come from? There should be metabolic amnesty for when you’re depressed, deported, and the primary caregiver for a deteriorating parent. Is there an ozempic for that

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abbie @absaif.com · 19/08/2026

Historically low levels of nicotine and caffeine in my system all I’ve known today is the siren song of unattainable nap time

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abbie @absaif.com · 18/08/2026

This is all I see when people have gripes about the MCU / Sadie Sink’s Jean Grey

Iconic club penguin meme of a penguin 911 operator answering the phone with the following dialogue across three panels:

nine one one what is your emergency

what do you mean you're being murdered

that's illegal people can't do that

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abbie @absaif.com · 17/08/2026

Very much the same pipeline as hummus and speciality coffees (I’m talking like, a hazelnut latte) having broken containmament of any luxury connotations well over a decade or two ago but you still get some out of touch stragglers. A uniquely UK example: flat screen TVs

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

vizier grindset content that's like "stay lurkin boys #schemedup"

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abbie @absaif.com · 15/08/2026

Between this and Emma Frost the X Men casting has been phenomenal

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abbie @absaif.com · 15/08/2026

Sure what the hell

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Guy who doesn’t consume mainstream media: “The mainstream media doesn’t cover this”

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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

[everything is still awful but] Farage did think he was going to be standing there having beaten all the main parties and instead he's spending the day having to lie about the police so that he doesn't have to be photographed next to a high performance bin whilst the money investigation continues

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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Why Musk, Zuckerberg et al hate and fear the European Union:

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abbie @absaif.com · 12/08/2026

Cunty SpongeBob bloated and plump with hubris

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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abbie @absaif.com · 09/08/2026

Reminded of the boomer LBC caller stuck in the 70s who said they'd rather we attract "the brightest Americans." Just racism. Americans in STEM study and work in America. For decades the best students overwhelmingly come from China and India. And the UK is rapidly less value prop. for the Chinese.

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abbie @absaif.com · 09/08/2026

God this weather is putting me in such a foul mood

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abbie @absaif.com · 09/08/2026

There are TOO many loud Americans in London [I say loudly in an American accent]

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abbie @absaif.com · 07/08/2026

Wrote 380 words out of an ambitious 2000, watching Samara Weaving be a scream queen. Now that’s what I call a productive Friday night!

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abbie @absaif.com · 07/08/2026

Much like the tired old “they don’t make good movies anymore” the whole “there are no good books (for men) to enjoy” is such a lazy, half-brained sentence that could be dispelled by 15 minutes of browsing the latest releases. I promise. It’s an asinine cop out. You just don’t WANT to read.

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I spend months, years even, at a time, writing and deleting and editing tens of thousands of words in the attempt to create something as powerfully affecting as these two perfect panels

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abbie @absaif.com · 05/08/2026

An out of control SpaceX rocket crashing into the moon would have been marquee tweet ammo for a week back in the before times when social media had a pulse

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