iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

abbie @absaif.com · 25/08/2026

4 years in New Jersey, 6 months in California, 4 months in Texas, dozens of trips to New York / PA, and Nevada was neat that one time.

A map of the states (+DC) I’ve never been (45), passed through (0), visited (3 - New York, PA and Nevada) stayed a while (2 - California and Texas) and lived in (1- New Jersey)

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abbie @absaif.com · 20/08/2026

Anyway I miss my cat

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abbie @absaif.com · 18/08/2026

This is all I see when people have gripes about the MCU / Sadie Sink’s Jean Grey

Iconic club penguin meme of a penguin 911 operator answering the phone with the following dialogue across three panels:

nine one one what is your emergency

what do you mean you're being murdered

that's illegal people can't do that

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abbie @absaif.com · 12/08/2026

Fitness Boxing 3©️on the Nintendo Switch 2™️ said I had a fitness age of 26

Cunty SpongeBob bloated and plump with hubris

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abbie @absaif.com · 07/08/2026

As a lark, I just went on the Del Rey website. Oh look, right on the home page, four books that could appeal to men and boys, all authored by men. All it took was 40 seconds and 3 inches of scrolling.

The Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig

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abbie @absaif.com · 02/08/2026

I have been taken by a new book idea which means I get to break out a new brainstorming digital journal and make a cunty little cover for it. I can’t wait to start manuscript 3, SIREN — a pop megastar horror!

A pink and gold trippy abstract cover with MARA in the top left corner - my first manuscript

An abstract cover of Greens, reds and greys, with 3D cage like structures dotted around the scene, the title EVERGREEN is half inside one of the enclosures and half out — my second manuscript

A white-space cover with a pyramid made of black lines rising to the centre of the cover, with the word SIREN at the peak, bleeding into the pyramid. My third manuscript

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abbie @absaif.com · 21/07/2026

Listen, I do think it’s quite an effective hook to have Spider-Man vs 100 Ninjas and the marketing seems to agree, so whyyyy does this movie have a rogue mutant, a rogue Hulk, Punisher, Scorpion, Tombstone, superhero ICE, man-spider, 100 ninja… the trailers have been a mess Stick to the ninjas!

A London bus advertising the new spider man movie

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abbie @absaif.com · 25/06/2026

Every time I go on Threads it’s just wall to wall vague posts and riddles and allusions to controversy. People on there need to say it with their chests!!

A threads post mysteriously saying “the xenophobic book got an adaptation. Y’all just fetishise Scotland fr.” and there’s no other context

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abbie @absaif.com · 09/06/2026

He is so seated for this Nintendo Direct

Cat right up close to the TV as the Nintendo Direct countdown graphic is playing

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abbie @absaif.com · 06/06/2026

It feels like I’m howling into the winds of social media but I’ve gone and done a comps and tropes list for THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY. 🐛 #booksky #authorsky #horrorbooks #horrorwriters

An image of a dark jungle with many moths flying around the screen.

The post reads:

Four Books Like THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY

Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer
The Mountain in the Sea by Ray Nayler
Ascension by Nick Binge
The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling

The same image as before, but with a trope list of the following that can be found in these novels and They Crawled Across My Body:

Doomed expedition
Body horror
Into the incompressible
Biology and evolution go brrrr
First contact goes wrong
Exploration horror
Uneasy allies

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abbie @absaif.com · 03/06/2026

If I die suddenly you know who to interrogate first

Beef glaring at me with murderous intent

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abbie @absaif.com · 02/06/2026

Illustrations for my scifi horror novel THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY. A grieving archaeologist joins an expedition to study an island that has suddenly appeared in the Atlantic — only to discover it’s sentient. An ancient, intelligent organism that doesn’t take kindly to pests. Art by Max Mitenkov.

Expedition 21 walking through a dense, foggy jungle. An android leads the way, while soldiers and scientists follow closely.

A minuscule figure of a red headed woman, dancing naked and frantic in front of the a giant tree with brain-like foliage.

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abbie @absaif.com · 25/05/2026

Book deal this week?? Book deal this week queen? 👀 book deal this week?

Classic meme of Disney’s Robin Hood (the fox version) where he’s looking dishevelled in rags and using a walking stick and holding up a tin can for spare change

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abbie @absaif.com · 18/05/2026

Ladies and gentlemen…. Beef

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abbie @absaif.com · 16/05/2026

You get this guy a whole bed and he’s like no half an inch of the iPad mini will do

Beef, ignoring his cat bed and resting curled up in the edge of the table

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abbie @absaif.com · 15/05/2026

He’s a handsome devil he will grow strong and kill me in my sleep

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abbie @absaif.com · 15/05/2026

First night with my new cat, Beef. I think he wants to kill me for the inheritance.

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abbie @absaif.com · 14/05/2026

Interesting hail mary

News headline: Keir Starmer raises eyebrows as he proudly declares himself a 'gooner'

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abbie @absaif.com · 07/05/2026

She can’t keep getting away with this (releasing bangers)

A screenshot displaying the album artwork for OLD FLAMES by LA ROUX, the track CABIN FEVER is playing

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abbie @absaif.com · 25/04/2026

No context chapter 13 of EVERGREEN

An image from I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM’s video game adaptation. Several people in individual cages on pedestals. the caption reads me to all my ocs: (they all have trauma)

A black and white photo of four housewives, holding, from left to right, a gun, a knife, a rifle and a baseball bat.

A screenshot from ALAN WAKE 2. A dimly lit and creepy basement. A man dressed as a coffee cup is running towards the camera menacingly with the caption “you are a rogue bean”

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abbie @absaif.com · 13/04/2026

I’ve been anticipating this book for a while and a quick read before bed indicates a certified banger

The Kindle cover of the novel YESTERYEAR by Caro Claire Burke

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abbie @absaif.com · 11/04/2026

I pick up this little goober in a couple of weeks and I can’t think of a name (I am partial to Beef) any suggestions?

A black, silver and white tabby Maine Coon kitten with blue eyes and a pink nose

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abbie @absaif.com · 04/04/2026

In a sign that I am acquiescing that this move may not be temporary, I may have gotten a Maine Coon kitten (complete with pet passport as a hedge that I will move back to London lol) I’ve got a few weeks before pick up and choosing a name, but I’m leaning towards Zaatar. Look at this lil guy!!

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abbie @absaif.com · 01/04/2026

from a very young age I was destined to post online

Me, aged 2 (?) on a very early 90s computer, in a very late 80s setting

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abbie @absaif.com · 31/03/2026

Literally what CAN’T she do

A screenshot of Apple Music’s now playing page displaying the track Burial by Anne Hathaway from the Mother Mary soundtrack

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abbie @absaif.com · 26/03/2026

What have they done to my boy

A poster of the Super Mario Galaxy movie, featuring Fox McCloud from Nintendo’s Star Fox series.

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abbie @absaif.com · 15/03/2026

This is already a top 10 opening

Conan as Aunt Gladys in K Pop Demon Hunters

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abbie @absaif.com · 15/03/2026

When I say vote green this is what I mean

Poison Ivy as newly elected mayor of Gotham City, sitting behind the mayor’s desk, surrounded by plants and nature

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abbie @absaif.com · 09/03/2026

the Pokemon living in my Withered Wasteland vs the Pokemon living in my Rocky Ridge

Assorted Disney characters having a blast in a nice suburb

Man in a Decrepit Mickey Mouse costume peering from the corner of a dilapidated basement

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abbie @absaif.com · 07/03/2026

Look at these sweet babies!!

A Cubone and a Fidough having a nap on a garden bench, behind them is a field of flowers

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abbie @absaif.com · 23/02/2026

The gang is all here!!

Pokemon 30 Year Anniversary logos featuring Zoroark, Azumarill, Crobat, Mawile, Volcarona and Gholdengo

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abbie @absaif.com · 17/02/2026

They’ve given me dilating eye drops that cause vision impairment so they can better access my vision impairment

Thanos meme from Avengers Endgame. “I used the stones to destroy the stones.”

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abbie @absaif.com · 14/02/2026

Publishing is a journey! The journey:

The nine circles of hell as described in Dante’s Inferno

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abbie @absaif.com · 11/02/2026

As we careen towards the Wii’s 20 year anniversary, this is still peak controller design. The Switches try to replicate the magic but it’s more like holding a pumice stone than a magic wand

A Nintendo Wii remote controller with the nunchuck attachment

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abbie @absaif.com · 07/02/2026

I’ve gone and gamified the writing journey of manuscript 2, because my little rodent brain needs little itty bits of dopamine as I run the hamster wheel And it’s working

A screenshot of a January 2026 calendar with 15 days highlighted in green to indicate the days I was writing

A screenshot of a February 2026 calendar with 3 days highlighted in green and 2 in yellow to indicate the days I was writing and outlining respectively

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abbie @absaif.com · 03/02/2026

2700 words today! Act 1 is in the bag

Artwork of a witchy woman in a black dress and a pointed hat kneeling on the floor with her arms outstretched. A small demon that she made out of clay is standing in front of her, having been brought to life. Art credit: matheusgraef.com

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abbie @absaif.com · 29/01/2026

Reading Vigil by George Saunders

A four-panel black and white cartoon by seebangnow. In the first panel, a grim reaper stands next to a dog with wings and a halo. The skeleton says "IT IS TIME TO GO." In the second panel, the dog looks up at the reaper and asks "Was I a Good Boy?" In the third panel, the reaper says "NO." In the fourth panel, the dog and the reaper stand in silence (last panel edited from the original comic for applicability)

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abbie @absaif.com · 17/01/2026

Sophomoric scenes of me writing my second book

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abbie @absaif.com · 16/01/2026

Similarly, many of the things I enjoyed about Service Model and most robo-fic is why Vision and Ultron, C and B list characters in the Marvel comics and movies respectfully, are my favourite characters in the the 300 character+ pantheon. And this is my favourite scene in the entire MCU.

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abbie @absaif.com · 10/01/2026

Oh to be sipping honeydew from a disholcaspis quercusmamma gall covered by sooty mold

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