oak blanco @abomination.computer · 24/09/2026putting ‘🚫 no DMs’ in bio not because i am a strange and annoying Discover Feed creature but because i literally can’t see them 1324
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 14/09/2026surely buying this AI-generated merch (60% OFF) will show them! take that! 1200
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 14/09/2026haters can’t comprehend this. haters are in their little sealed boxes with the windows closed shaking with rage 3290
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 09/09/2026when i post stuff like this my account gets suspended 2231
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 06/09/2026i keep checking in here to see if anything shows up 0250
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 17/08/2026i don’t want to see your nasty midlife crisis ass. begone 👋 0250
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 05/08/2026guessing (99.7% accuracy) the number of dirty dishes in a bluesky user’s sink by reading a single post 1753
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 05/08/2026not surprised he’s all over this new Bsky®️ feature.. 1410
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 04/07/2026should i go over to my aunt’s house to lay in her pool or should i lay on my couch 2410
oak blanco @abomination.computer · 22/06/2026watch this space: prairie coneflowers are about to pop off 👇 0271
