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@abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social
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Hardiness Zone 6B 4-ever. “I decided not to park here.” Crow’s Next! travel vlog - youtube.com/@crowsnexttravels?si=CJ…

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Clippy the Word for windows assistant says:

Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?
•I'm aware
•Wow, rude
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanky 🙏🏾
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Make a musician/band meaty The Mighty Mighty Kielbasatones
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Make a musician/band meaty Cherizo
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Make a musician/band meaty Chateaubriand Wilson?
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weezy
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA The Below Average Whites Band
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA 10,000 Manics
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Completely agree. The moment he appears, whatever it is has instantly gotten better
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible (Woodstock edition) Country Joe and the Filet O’ Fish The Grapeful Dead Jimi Cornish Game Hendrix Arlo Guthrie Bean Salad Creedence Clearwatermelon Revival
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Yelling Heads
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Missed connection: George Thorogood ☹️
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: “Mr. Smith Goes to Baltimore”
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: “The Eventually Ending Story”
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie “Some Right Stuff”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It was Timothy’s second week undercover, and frankly, he was getting absolutely nowhere.
Two Huskies lay on a couch on either side of a cat wearing a Husky costume’s head.
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word All Quiet on the Best Western Front
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
James and the Giant Peach Margarita
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the remarkable Andrea Gibson
Spider
by Andrea Gibson


All of my pain is a spider I've learned not to crush with the heel of my shoe
but to guide with a page of my journal into an empty glass.
I ask questions about its life, its purpose as I walk careful
out to the garden and rest it down on the earth.
My pain-how happy it is to leave me whenever I treat it kind


Andrea Gibson, 2024 Poet Laureate Fellow. 
Gibson, who passed away on July 14, 2025, served as Poet Laureate of Colorado from 2023 until their passing.
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ditto quicksand
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh my god. Honey, don't move.
Woman laying in bed watching a tablet on a four articulating leg stand that looks like a huge spider
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Heart-Melting Post of the Day: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If you are having a hard day just remember there are dogs
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Tom Toro @tbtoro.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
His Majesty is saying we Americans should have no kings.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“No thank you, I just *had* a sponge bath”
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ooo but I wanted the theme to “Too Many Cooks” there
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When I can’t remember where my mustard stain came from, I just think of it as condimentia
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
On tenterhooks to see where this goes
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“Garment musket”, though
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“Garment musket” is brilliant. #marchmadness #forte
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Nails were bitten, for sure. “Whoever’s Playing Duke” will always be a favorite team
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Pouring myself Half a Glass of Water™️
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Turn a band into theater: Cat on a Hot Tin Machine Jesus Christ Big Star The Giant Sandbox
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Add a letter, ruin a song Pants marching
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Add a letter, ruin a song Whey jealousy
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Add a letter, ruin a song What’s love got to ado with it?
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Add a letter, ruin a song Midnight strain to Georgia
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Add a letter, ruin a song Don’t you want Moe baby
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
They got the idea from Pittsburgh’s own Bartles Eat and Jaymes Park
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Why do they call it an “MRS Degree” when “Je t’aime B.A.” was right there? I will si myself out
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/02/2026
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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Steve Lastname @abhorrentvacuum.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Say hello to the future Congressman, center stage
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
As a kid I never imagined I’d be richer than my dad, older than Batman, and smarter than the President.
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