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Abby 🧠 Someone

@abbysomeone1.bsky.social
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Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes at a funeral. Here for the laughs but sometimes I get suckered into the politics. 🫩 NOLA made me who I am, but The CLE has my heart. Fan of the Browns, Guards & Saints. Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s.

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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 37m
Take note! 🎃
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 8h
How I'll be consuming my coffee in a few hours. 🫩
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 10h
The Gouldian Finch Camouflages Itself Against Its Natural Predator, Katy Perry
Extremely brightly colored bird with multiple layers of colored feathers Extremely brightly colored Katy Perry with multiple layers of colored feathers
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 18h
"When you tell somebody something, it depends on which part of the country you're standing in as to just how dumb you are."
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Smokey And The Bandit: Bandit RIP
ALT: Smokey And The Bandit: Bandit RIP
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 18h
👀
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New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Irma Thomas will return to sing the National Anthem on Monday Night, 20 years after the Rebirth game ⚜️
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m happy for 52 of Browns players.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On to Monday Night Football and a team I can root for with 100% pride! #WhoDat ⚜️
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me just go on record - although everyone who sees my posts regularly knows this already - I hate *HATE* that a sexual predator is bringing life to this city and pride to our fans. HATE. #TNF #NFL #BROWNS
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s nice to have a kicker again!
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Metcalf. Fuck.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#TNF #Browns
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👇
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
<snort>
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, *AL*, we realize fans are making all the noise and not random attackers trying to get into the booth for your autograph. 🙄
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DENIED
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 02/10/2026
Steelers defense is playing so bad that Cowboys fans are being smug about it.
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Real deal fiasco stuff from the Steelers
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've quit waiting for the political ads. I'm just muting the second they toss to commercials.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WARD FOR THE STEAL
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW RECORD BY THE BROWNS!!
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rodgers already snorting on the first series?
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a very simple equation.
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N8erTheH8er @n8fromphilly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Democrats: we need a combination ticket with an inspiring person of color, plus a kindly moderate man from the Midwest to cover our base Republicans: yes two white middle aged or older men and let the electoral college do what it does.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this isn't the attitude of your peeps, get new peeps! (And follow @ande91.bsky.social , she's awesome!)
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the first time, I'm liking AI - and it's Trump's new chat bot no less! 😂
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eyes of a Stranger Queensrÿche
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is just so much wrong with AI bros
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My with my Bluesky mutuals
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Ted Lasso Coaches Middle Finger
ALT: Ted Lasso Coaches Middle Finger
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#introverts @introvertproblems.bsky.social
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude still has no fuckin shame. Total dirtbag!
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He is, and always will be, a sexual predator. Any cheering is for the Browns is for a beloved team.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A black felt letter board with a wooden frame, featuring white plastic lettering.

Text on the board:

THEM:

“WHY DO YOU SIGH SO MUCH?”

ME:

THAT’S THE SOUND OF ME CHOOSING MY BATTLES.

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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DESECRATE THE GRAND TETONS WITH A BALLPARK??? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER @mlb.com
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're going with 'fuck off and hard' now, Mike.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My preferred method of travel.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WTAF? Amazon is now putting your info into an IMDB account?!? I just visited imdb and within minutes got an email saying I was now signed up through Amazon! I went back to imdb and it had my name listed and the email I use for Amazon. 😠😡🤬
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🍾🎉🙌🎉🥳🎊🍾
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Arthur
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the other one is Trump.
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Michael Mishak @mjmishak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Online sportsbooks say they do not want business from problem gamblers. So @propublica.org's Jake Pearson spent 10 weeks on DraftKings testing how the company would react to someone displaying all the hallmarks of a compulsive bettor. Spoiler: It made him a VIP. www.propublica.org/article/draf...
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If only the chokepoints didn't also affect the speed with which the right experiences consequences for their racist votes.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so many people on the internet are so damaged and they deal with it by ascribing the worst possible interpretation to everything they see online and raging at it as though it's what caused the damage in their own lives
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope I sleep this well tonight.
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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🔵: Israel is engaged in a genocide 🔴: That’s not a genocide! You people are hysterical! They only killed 3% of the population! Words mean things! It’s very important for you to use the correct terminology! 🔵: 🔴: 🔵: Free Palestine 🔴: Again with the anti-Semitism
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫩🫩🫩
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The most Gen X thing you can do is tell someone you’ll be somewhere at a certain time and not update them continuously about your whereabouts but just show up when you’re supposed to. 
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OldGreyGhost @oldgreyghost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A photo of a sticker pinned to a bulletin board that reads “civil unrest needs to wake the fuck up”.
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