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Abby 🧠 Someone

@abbysomeone1.bsky.social
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Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes at a funeral. Here for the laughs but sometimes I get suckered into the politics. 🫩 NOLA made me who I am, but The CLE has my heart. Fan of the Browns, Guards & Saints. Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s.

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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 45m
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WKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My Witness
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 49m
Another one where I say fuck the context
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 51m
Hope and a handful of shit... well, I don't remember the fucking saying 😂 but your hope is worthless.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 53m
I don't need to mark it. We all know it's 💯 and pathetically accurate.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1h
This is just so great. Everyone's in the right mindset - just another day of parenting and we're in it together! 😂
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1h
I'm feeling this way too hard today.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1h
Our political life is a national chronic illness of sorts.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1h
You're not being fair; those actresses are far better at their jobs, and their line deliveries are flawless and entirely believable in comparison.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 15h
The man is human for God's sake!
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 15h
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. *Some*times it rains. 🤔
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thank you. That's about all I've got going for me here. 😣
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No, but the owner of the company paying to use them is, so sleep tight you horrible, horrible person. 😂
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Companies founded by Ramaswamy used H-1B visas nearly 90x in the last decade. JD Vance recently announced a crackdown on issuing H-1B visas, calling them "rife with fraud." Let both bastards lose.
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Vance’s Must-Win MAGA Pal Busted in Brazen Double Standard
All is not well in Ohio, where Vance is at odds with a major candidate, our must-read newsletter The Swamp reveals.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kinda like Obama.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Laughing his way to the plate." 😂😂😂
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Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cade Smith to face batters #8, #9, and #1 in the order in the bottom of the 9th
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OMFG 💀
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't disagree. I'm just curious to find out, if we ever do, the version of the truth that's most accurate to reality.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You don't need context. This is enough.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But totally not surprising.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I feel like if she ever got back into office she'd go full batsht MAGA again.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Alright, it's 4am. Time to give that sleeping thing another go, although I'm pretty sure you're all punking me about sleep being something one does for a whole night.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When they're well written, they can be incredibly uplifting and funny. Monsters, Inc., Finding Nemo, Shrek, Toy Story, Up... just wonderfully unique takes on great themes.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OMG YES SO ANNOYING
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Star Trek: Captain Kirk & Uhura Scene
ALT: Star Trek: Captain Kirk & Uhura Scene
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'd say, "What happens next is the Lord's will" and be off on my merry way.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🐑 🐑 🐑
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dances with Wolves, yes. Got it.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Quote posts disabled but bsky.app/profile/cara... for more info
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't understand why she gets more likes on her posts than me so two reasons for me to block her. 😁
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have never seen any of them but I'd always heard at least the first one was so profound and touching. You're saying...not so much, then?
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Confused 'Umm'
ALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Confused 'Umm'
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just got a new laptop and transferred over my old Office 2019 license. I refuse to do SaaS 💸 for fucking Word and Excel. They can take 365 and stick it where the sun don't shine.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Doing the Lord's work
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A) Everyone wants to be treated with respect and hate it when they don't. B) When you've got that kind of money and influence, you have to wield it carefully.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They implied she was a liar. Some people don't do well with that.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 11/10/2026
Losing to the Jets requires Drew Alien's quote to be deployed:
Drew Alien gets itright
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Investing in #Browns loss gear is always a good investment.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He does with a dry ball. So, no.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He heard you! 😂
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😉
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Looks like I get to wear my new sweatshirt tonight.
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Blame @fanoftheland13.bsky.social
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#jinx
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Remember the Titans: Julius Campbell's Sunshine
ALT: Remember the Titans: Julius Campbell's Sunshine
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
ALT: Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Browns giveth, the Browns taketh away. #MissedPA
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BOSTON!!!!
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
EVIL SOCIALIST!!!! 😁
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GODDAMN AUTOCORRECT 🤣
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Abby 🧠 Someone @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ted Lasso's Pro Move (Jason Sudeikis)
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