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Gosh Nickels

@goshnickels.bsky.social
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He/Him and Fmr. Gemini

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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Guernica
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please show me the face of every sad steeler.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Flyovers are lame ass shit.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nick Chubb highlights are a lifeline right now.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The earth is just a graveyard that composts.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m never watching the catch a predator fever dream.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m never gonna watch Digger.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m never seeing Whalefall even if Adele sings Whalefall.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
opb.org
Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For god so loved the world he created a system where he had to kill his son/self because someone ate an apple.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People will believe 100% in Noah’s ark but be super skeptical…about anything empirically true.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy to avoid Ed Sheeran forever.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ll always be crestfallen that my name doesn’t rhyme with Lego maniac.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can’t be pro life and dehumanize over half the world.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m wanna watch that a24 Nathan fielder thing as Nolan intended it.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ll never watch the Brad Pitt dog movie.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m always down to be friendzoned :)
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you lost a blue ribbon to Pabst, just hang up your hops.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The more guns you have the more fear owns you.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For no reason I can put my finger on, I’ve decided I’ll never watch the Dog Stars.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ambition tastes bitter
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Multiple times as a kid I was so good at video games that I was worried I was gonna be last starfighter’d.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Get your ass to Mars.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is the best it’s gonna feel in Denver today.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bluesky and Barb and Star til the wheels fall off.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Marty Robbins for the morning clean
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m gonna go my whole life not going into a buccees.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is this buffet in network?
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Anyone who thinks billionaires are smart hasn’t followed a sports team close enough.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Storm already
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Remember when the reflecting pool wasn’t an issue at all.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A podcast with an unfunny comedian sold all of these losers T.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Were people practicing blinding bulls when they invented darts?
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If an everything bagel falls on a dirty floor. Nothing has changed.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My answer to most musical questions is Wigwam from Self Portrait.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nordstrom used to be so fancy they had live muzak, a pianist that my mom would sit me next to like a babysitter while she shopped for St. John. It’s why I’m cultured.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If aliens replaced people, any imperfections could just be attributed to bad plastic surgery. When I look around at who has bad plastic surgery the alien thing picks up steam.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m glad my improv shows are out selling this patriotic shit.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’d like to be traded to a sane place
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If your job is to interpret the constitution but you vote against its clear unambiguous language, you’re not doing your job.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Arby’s can keep their meats.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Dude literally kicks out sulfur all day long and the religious around him think he’s more Jesus than Jesus.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
NPR gets its character names from the Star Wars universe.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The best I can offer the world is “the birthday minute”
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And your hearts still beating
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Cool as Ice was filmed in my hometown and we’re still paying for it for cosmically. I had to leave.
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Does Pepperidge farm grow the cookies or raise them?
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
When the el had diastema
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Gosh Nickels @goshnickels.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A jazzless jelly roll is back in the display case
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