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Aaron Morey

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"We could never weep so comfortably as when our tears fell on our sandwich; we could never laugh so heartily as when we choked with sandwich" See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com

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elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many division championships does the Pope have
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
homer right before "stupid sexy flanders"
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 09/10/2026
Wait, there's a WNBA player who's among the best ever and I've never even heard her name? I just assumed, based on how the news covers the WNBA, Caitlin Clark was winning all the awards every year.
A'ja Wilson wins her third straight WNBA MVP and record fifth overall
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
"(This is a very nice observation on my part to be treasured all your lives.)" I'm going to start using this phrase in my writing
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
ESPN just ran a poll to see how many of its app users are Yankee fans. About what I expected, I'd say.
A poll regarding the Anthony Volpe fan interference double: 37% wrongly believe it should have been a home run
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reading through the receipt, I mumble, "like a little story of our transaction, eh?" Folding it in half, "it says your name Kayla. Thank you, Kayla, for this 'receipt'." Leaving, I remark in hushed, arch tone to another customer in line, "they have receipts."
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
What I like about mayonnaise is when you open a fresh jar and you can see the shape of the dispenser tube
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
Bitten by vibe coding: I was building out the skeleton of a UI with Claude Code. It all looked good, until I clicked the url in the "Website" column. Instead of rendering the "website" value as a link, it had just styled the text blue with an underline.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm the person in charge of scheduling the postseason. You can't start one at 12:00 p.m. ET (there has never been a day game in baseball), so I start the first one at 4:00 p.m. then start a new one every two hours. That way, nobody can watch a full game, and they all overlap. Everyone loves it.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
I'm taking "never forget" pretty loosely here, I don't think I could describe anything about Siddhartha or Strange & Norrell other than the fact that they effected at 14 or so when I read them
The Boy's King Arthur
The Lord of the Rings
Siddhartha
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
Orthodoxy
A Shorter Summa
Fifth Head of Cerberus
Pride and Prejudice
Little, Big
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
I love the a Far Side, but the Shroud of Turin is famously already marked by the impression of a dead guy
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
"Wow, Aaron, this sounds great, I wish I could buy some books you recommend and also get you a small kickback for doing so!" I hope you're sitting down because I've got big news for you: aaronmorey.com/etc/miscella...
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Book Lists
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
5: "Daddy, a lot of people live to be 44. Even though that's really old"
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Gus's Mom @anatsfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somehow this season is going to end with Tommy Pham meeting the Pope
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
One of the coolest-feeling things I did when I was young was getting somewhere early on a summer evening, popping the back hatch of my Escape, and reading a book in the back.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
Shake Shaq? Yeah, those burgers would probably at least give him some internal rumblings
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
There was a Scary Clown Firefighter in The Brave Little Toaster
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm with the Padres; I'm against baseball on cable
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 03/10/2026
There's got to be a word for the style of writing where the author is just going off about some theory of the world he probably barely believes himself, but it's fun to write. Bloviate is probably too perjorative. "Blarney" might be closer
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 03/10/2026
Come on, man!
Spelling Bee does not accept "BALLNCHAIN" as a pangram
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 02/10/2026
He means Infinite Jest
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 02/10/2026
Gogol, you absolute madman #DeadSouls
Black tail-coats flitted and scurried about, singly and in clusters, here and there, just as flies scurry about on a gleaming white sugarloaf on a hot summer day in July, while an aged housekeeper breaks and divides it into glittering lumps before an open window, and the children, all gathered round, look on, theircurious eyes following the movements of her coarsened hands raising the mallet, and aerial squadrons of flies sent aloft by a gentle breeze boldly wing their way in, like rightful owners, and, taking advantage of the old woman's poor sight and the sun that is bothering her eyes, swarm over the tasty pieces, here singly, there in thick clusters. Sated by the riches of summer, which in any event sets out tasty dishes at every turn, they have decidedly not flown here for the purpose of eating, but merely to display themselves, to strut back and forth over the heap of sugar, to rub their back or front legs against each other, or to use them to scratch under their wings or, extending both front legs, to rub them together above their heads, then turn about and again fly off, and again fly back in fresh, importunate squadrons.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 02/10/2026
Flag at work is at half staff. Have to assume it's for the Cubs
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
superman’s girlfriend
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Gaining Mass @gainingmass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Deadlift Day - 2 a week
Duration Volume
39min
13,335 lbs 3
Records
5x Chest Press (Machine)
6x Deadlift (Barbell)
5x Overhead Shoulder
5x Torso Machine
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 02/10/2026
The incident shot two people?
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 02/10/2026
Biggest takeaway from this book is how easy it was to raise armies "What did you do with your last set of Sottish pikemen?" Oh, I got 4,000 massacred when I decided to fight a battle in a bog. "Cool, sign me up!"
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 01/10/2026
Gene Wolfe, grinning smugly as the prophecy is fulfilled
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is bad enough in principle, but now they can't even do it right. Ban it.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 30/09/2026
PCA, sure he's about to rob a homer that's 5 rows deep
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Wile E. Coyote's Tunnel Illusion Fail
Alt: Wile E. Coyote running into a picture of a tunnel on a wall
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Fr. Stephen Vrazel @keytarcatholic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cardinal Cushing celebrating JFK's funeral Mass with a speech cloud opening toward the bottom of the image.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 30/09/2026
Me, completing the passphrase: "…and another rises, dude"
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 28/09/2026
Suspicious activity near a military base in Gloucestershire, you say? 🤔
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 27/09/2026
Toy Story 5 was one of the bleakest movies I've ever seen. Holy cow
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
when aaron rodgers and deshaun watson are on thursday night football on amazon prime video
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 25/09/2026
And there… is… your… dagger!
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 24/09/2026
Me, a dolt: "Spoiler alert!" Penguin Classics:
(New readers are advised that this introduction makes the details of the plot explicit.)
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 24/09/2026
Huh, Richard III is The Godfather, isn't it? Henry: Sonny George: Fredo Richard: Michael The story of how the ruthless youngest son consolidated power in the wake of his brother's death
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 24/09/2026
This is just what it feels like to follow the news too closely
I wish the country and the people were plunged deep in the sea, because of their lack of stability, for I feel like one going to the torture when I write about them, and no one ever hears twice alike about English affairs," wrote Ambassador Bettini in a letter home to Milan.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 24/09/2026
Tradwick Chomp
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 23/09/2026
I can barely find any pictures of Tolkien wearing glasses. The guy survived mustard gas in the trenches, lived into his 80s, and spent his whole life reading old documents in dingy Oxford rooms, and his vision is better than mine was in second grade
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 23/09/2026
Guilty, Your Honor
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 23/09/2026
I would have tried to prune this sentence a bit, I think
And things were no better at home, where his brother George, archbishop of York's ejection from the office of chancellor—an event buried beneath the blaze of the Bastard of Burgundy's visit-meant that the family had been removed from their central position in the administration of domestic government, too.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 17/09/2026
This explains exactly what I find either interesting or annoying about modern art, depending on how well it's pulled off. I've never quite had the words to express it, but this perfect.
Let me add this. You know how a puppy, when you point off in one direction for him, looks at you hand. It is hard to train him not to. The modernist arts in this century have gone to a great deal of trouble to untrain us readers, to force us to look at the hand. Contemporary modernist fine prose says, Look at my hand. Plain prose says, Look over there.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 15/09/2026
It has actually been well-established that Agatha Christie was that short of a Story Writer social.ayjay.org/2026/08/28/t...
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Alan Jacobs
The Detection Club looks like it might be fun, but I wonder …
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 15/09/2026
🎶 Poo and pee / they come from different worlds 🎶
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 14/09/2026
Made my world* famous** chili * my kids ** will eat it
My world famous chili
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 14/09/2026
This is really good: www.bradeast.org/blog/clarify...
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Clarifying creatio ex nihilo — Brad East
A follow-up to my article on the doctrine of creation for Christianity Today.
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