Reposted by Aaron Moreyelliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How many division championships does the Pope have 022
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 09/10/2026Wait, there's a WNBA player who's among the best ever and I've never even heard her name? I just assumed, based on how the news covers the WNBA, Caitlin Clark was winning all the awards every year. 110
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026Infielders make the majority of the errors, interesting. I guess it makes sense if you think about it: there's more that can go wrong on the infield and the ball is moving faster. But if you had asked before I looked at this, I wouldn't necessarily have guessed 000
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026This is jargon overlap! Warehousing system terminology is that something sold individually is "an each". The sign printing system was apparently written to spit out the system's internal terminology without considering how it reads to a normal person 000
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026"(This is a very nice observation on my part to be treasured all your lives.)" I'm going to start using this phrase in my writing 020
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026ESPN just ran a poll to see how many of its app users are Yankee fans. About what I expected, I'd say. 020
Reposted by Aaron Morey(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Reading through the receipt, I mumble, "like a little story of our transaction, eh?" Folding it in half, "it says your name Kayla. Thank you, Kayla, for this 'receipt'." Leaving, I remark in hushed, arch tone to another customer in line, "they have receipts." 0303
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026I feel a sense of solidarity with the people working the line at the mayo factory 130
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026What I like about mayonnaise is when you open a fresh jar and you can see the shape of the dispenser tube 140
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026Bitten by vibe coding: I was building out the skeleton of a UI with Claude Code. It all looked good, until I clicked the url in the "Website" column. Instead of rendering the "website" value as a link, it had just styled the text blue with an underline. 320
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026I looked up the publication year, I was more like 18. I have been meaning to read it again; I loved Little, Big which gave me similar vibes 010
Reposted by Aaron MoreyGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm the person in charge of scheduling the postseason. You can't start one at 12:00 p.m. ET (there has never been a day game in baseball), so I start the first one at 4:00 p.m. then start a new one every two hours. That way, nobody can watch a full game, and they all overlap. Everyone loves it. 1215820
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026As an uneducated football watcher, I'm still not sure which of those guys is Dre Greenlaw. The whole o-line got pancaked 000
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026I'm taking "never forget" pretty loosely here, I don't think I could describe anything about Siddhartha or Strange & Norrell other than the fact that they effected at 14 or so when I read them 140
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026I don't think the bulk of his writing shows him to be a deep-seated misogynist or antisemite. But when you write an op-ed every day for 40 years, there will be some misses among the hits. 150
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026This, and he was an early 20th century British man. He was generally a wise and perceptive person, but he said some "of his time" things, especially about Judaism and feminism. 150
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026"Visions of American Youth: Beach Boys, Bruce Springsteen, and Taylor Swift" 030
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026I love the a Far Side, but the Shroud of Turin is famously already marked by the impression of a dead guy 010
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026Non-literary, less fantastical Born in the USA The Times They Are A-Changing (The albums, although both title tracks are good examples) 110
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026I guess I'm interpreting the prompt to mean "works that use fantastical elements to consider what it means to be an American in particular times and places" 110
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026The Haunting of Hill House Little, Big A Confederacy of Dunces Love in the Ruins Something Wicked This Way Comes Peace (Wolfe) A Wrinkle in Time 120
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026"You've spent hundreds of hours and it looks like that?" Hey, shut up 030
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026Please excuse the blatant promotions, I hope to one day recoup even a single dollar from the hundreds of hours I've spent tweaking my website 110
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026Or you can buy what I've been reading, directly from my reading list! aaronmorey.com/reading/aaronmorey.comReading 110
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026"Wow, Aaron, this sounds great, I wish I could buy some books you recommend and also get you a small kickback for doing so!" I hope you're sitting down because I've got big news for you: aaronmorey.com/etc/miscella...aaronmorey.comBook Lists 110
Reposted by Aaron MoreyBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2854573343
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026"Aaaaactually, those figures incorporate child mortality so for adults—" [I am shot down by an anti-dork drone, and never make it to 44] 010
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/20265: "Daddy, a lot of people live to be 44. Even though that's really old" 170
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026It'll probably be fine, but the Swiss Guards should stay alert just in case 010
Reposted by Aaron MoreyGus's Mom @anatsfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Somehow this season is going to end with Tommy Pham meeting the Pope 22710
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026Here I am, accidentally 45 minutes early for something, in my hatch-less Honda sedan 020
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026Felt like something out of Springsteen song, if any Springsteen protagonist knew how to read 130
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026One of the coolest-feeling things I did when I was young was getting somewhere early on a summer evening, popping the back hatch of my Escape, and reading a book in the back. 130
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026Shake Shaq? Yeah, those burgers would probably at least give him some internal rumblings 010
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026I would say my impression was (obviously not as sophisticated, since I was 15) essentially the Henry James quote with "perjorative" in parentheses at the end. 110
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026His back catalog is incredible. I've been following for like 5 years and he's got decades before that. 210
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026"You haven't read The Scarlet Letter since junior year of high school, here's why you need to revisit it as an adult". I'd read that! I hated TSL, what did I miss? 120
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026The next move is backlash-to-the-backlash: "Here's why the standard books of the English class canon are actually good." 110
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026That entire sentence is so crazy I had to google it to be sure that memory of a show I saw once 35 years ago was real. It was. WTF was going on there 000
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026There was a Scary Clown Firefighter in The Brave Little Toaster 100
Reposted by Aaron MoreySam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm with the Padres; I'm against baseball on cable 3819
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 04/10/2026He's troubleshooting performance issues with the company intranet 020
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 03/10/2026I get such a kick out of Chesterton and Melville doing it. Gogol is scratching the same itch 130
Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 03/10/2026There's got to be a word for the style of writing where the author is just going off about some theory of the world he probably barely believes himself, but it's fun to write. Bloviate is probably too perjorative. "Blarney" might be closer 130