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Aaron Morey

@aaronmorey.com
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"We could never weep so comfortably as when our tears fell on our sandwich; we could never laugh so heartily as when we choked with sandwich" See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com

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elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many division championships does the Pope have
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 09/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/aaro...
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
homer right before "stupid sexy flanders"
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 09/10/2026
Where do you get your keycaps from?
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 09/10/2026
Wait, there's a WNBA player who's among the best ever and I've never even heard her name? I just assumed, based on how the news covers the WNBA, Caitlin Clark was winning all the awards every year.
A'ja Wilson wins her third straight WNBA MVP and record fifth overall
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
Infielders make the majority of the errors, interesting. I guess it makes sense if you think about it: there's more that can go wrong on the infield and the ball is moving faster. But if you had asked before I looked at this, I wouldn't necessarily have guessed
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
This is jargon overlap! Warehousing system terminology is that something sold individually is "an each". The sign printing system was apparently written to spit out the system's internal terminology without considering how it reads to a normal person
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
"(This is a very nice observation on my part to be treasured all your lives.)" I'm going to start using this phrase in my writing
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
ESPN just ran a poll to see how many of its app users are Yankee fans. About what I expected, I'd say.
A poll regarding the Anthony Volpe fan interference double: 37% wrongly believe it should have been a home run
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reading through the receipt, I mumble, "like a little story of our transaction, eh?" Folding it in half, "it says your name Kayla. Thank you, Kayla, for this 'receipt'." Leaving, I remark in hushed, arch tone to another customer in line, "they have receipts."
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
As it turns out, I have a photo
An new mayonnaise jar with the imprint of the factory's mayo dispenser tube
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
I feel a sense of solidarity with the people working the line at the mayo factory
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
What I like about mayonnaise is when you open a fresh jar and you can see the shape of the dispenser tube
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
Claude is a real dick sometimes
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
Bitten by vibe coding: I was building out the skeleton of a UI with Claude Code. It all looked good, until I clicked the url in the "Website" column. Instead of rendering the "website" value as a link, it had just styled the text blue with an underline.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 08/10/2026
I looked up the publication year, I was more like 18. I have been meaning to read it again; I loved Little, Big which gave me similar vibes
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm the person in charge of scheduling the postseason. You can't start one at 12:00 p.m. ET (there has never been a day game in baseball), so I start the first one at 4:00 p.m. then start a new one every two hours. That way, nobody can watch a full game, and they all overlap. Everyone loves it.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
As an uneducated football watcher, I'm still not sure which of those guys is Dre Greenlaw. The whole o-line got pancaked
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
I'm taking "never forget" pretty loosely here, I don't think I could describe anything about Siddhartha or Strange & Norrell other than the fact that they effected at 14 or so when I read them
The Boy's King Arthur
The Lord of the Rings
Siddhartha
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
Orthodoxy
A Shorter Summa
Fifth Head of Cerberus
Pride and Prejudice
Little, Big
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
I don't think the bulk of his writing shows him to be a deep-seated misogynist or antisemite. But when you write an op-ed every day for 40 years, there will be some misses among the hits.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
This, and he was an early 20th century British man. He was generally a wise and perceptive person, but he said some "of his time" things, especially about Judaism and feminism.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
"Visions of American Youth: Beach Boys, Bruce Springsteen, and Taylor Swift"
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
I love the a Far Side, but the Shroud of Turin is famously already marked by the impression of a dead guy
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
Non-literary, less fantastical Born in the USA The Times They Are A-Changing (The albums, although both title tracks are good examples)
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
I guess I'm interpreting the prompt to mean "works that use fantastical elements to consider what it means to be an American in particular times and places"
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 07/10/2026
The Haunting of Hill House Little, Big A Confederacy of Dunces Love in the Ruins Something Wicked This Way Comes Peace (Wolfe) A Wrinkle in Time
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
"You've spent hundreds of hours and it looks like that?" Hey, shut up
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
Please excuse the blatant promotions, I hope to one day recoup even a single dollar from the hundreds of hours I've spent tweaking my website
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
Or you can buy what I've been reading, directly from my reading list! aaronmorey.com/reading/
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Reading
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
"Wow, Aaron, this sounds great, I wish I could buy some books you recommend and also get you a small kickback for doing so!" I hope you're sitting down because I've got big news for you: aaronmorey.com/etc/miscella...
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
"Aaaaactually, those figures incorporate child mortality so for adults—" [I am shot down by an anti-dork drone, and never make it to 44]
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
5: "Daddy, a lot of people live to be 44. Even though that's really old"
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
It'll probably be fine, but the Swiss Guards should stay alert just in case
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Gus's Mom @anatsfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somehow this season is going to end with Tommy Pham meeting the Pope
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
Here I am, accidentally 45 minutes early for something, in my hatch-less Honda sedan
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
Felt like something out of Springsteen song, if any Springsteen protagonist knew how to read
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 06/10/2026
One of the coolest-feeling things I did when I was young was getting somewhere early on a summer evening, popping the back hatch of my Escape, and reading a book in the back.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
Shake Shaq? Yeah, those burgers would probably at least give him some internal rumblings
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
I would say my impression was (obviously not as sophisticated, since I was 15) essentially the Henry James quote with "perjorative" in parentheses at the end.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
His back catalog is incredible. I've been following for like 5 years and he's got decades before that.
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
"You haven't read The Scarlet Letter since junior year of high school, here's why you need to revisit it as an adult". I'd read that! I hated TSL, what did I miss?
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
The next move is backlash-to-the-backlash: "Here's why the standard books of the English class canon are actually good."
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
That entire sentence is so crazy I had to google it to be sure that memory of a show I saw once 35 years ago was real. It was. WTF was going on there
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 05/10/2026
There was a Scary Clown Firefighter in The Brave Little Toaster
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm with the Padres; I'm against baseball on cable
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 04/10/2026
He's troubleshooting performance issues with the company intranet
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 04/10/2026
Is that absolute zero 100+ fastballs in 2008?
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 03/10/2026
I get such a kick out of Chesterton and Melville doing it. Gogol is scratching the same itch
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Aaron Morey @aaronmorey.com · 03/10/2026
There's got to be a word for the style of writing where the author is just going off about some theory of the world he probably barely believes himself, but it's fun to write. Bloviate is probably too perjorative. "Blarney" might be closer
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