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I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 11h
The cheesesteak is only 75% of Philly's personality. The other 25% is roast pork with broccoli rabe.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 22h
All I'm saying is, "Cooper Intelligence" has a nice ring to it.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It so happened, @icpetrie.bsky.social, that I passed your office today. You weren't in. So we shall remain unintroduced-in-real-life.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My take on such things is a mashup of Bloom's Taxonomy and Saint Paul: "When I was in high school student, I recalled as a high school student, I understood as a high school student, I applied as a high school student; but when I became an adult, I put away high-school things."
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hwæt.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is beautiful.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You've Got Some Nerve (Lemma) Coming Back Here After What You Pulled: Betrayal and Payback in Simplicial Games
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Accurate
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, that's a puzzle game where the columns and rows all have to have exactly one of the digits. What we need Ed Sheeran to do is Sengoku.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When the Bird’s at the door And you’re missing Lenore Nevermoré
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These dudes are so fuckin high on their own supply. Asimov wrote a version of this (The Evitable Conflict) and it was way more realistic than these bozos can come up with.
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Joshua Bowman @thalesdisciple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who wants to join a writing group with me so I can get my math papers finished? My available times are Sunday 5:30-6:30 a.m., Monday-Thursday on lunch break unless I have grading or a faculty meeting, and Friday from 1:30 to oh shoot I have to pick up my kid o’clock.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WEB DUBOIS Immediate offer at twice the top of the salary range.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Damn. That is basket. ball.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just a reminder, folks. You don't actually have to retraumatize yourself today. You can just. . . not do that.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Calling it the "criminal justice system", on the other hand, is entirely devoid of ideological ramifications. 🙄
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why does the lily look like Trump's hair
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Like. Why not just set it in 2004? (Or 2008? Or 2010?) That might make for actually interesting art.
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Melyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Theres a dangerous amount of “go birds“ inside me just counting down the days
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I sure hope they're paying Prof Staff a lot more than Prof Team.
Screenshot of a timetable for classes. Sections 201-210 and 212-217 have the professor listed as "Staff"; sections 211 and 218 have the professor listed as "Team".
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bluesky's safety algorithm's kinks are not my kinks, and that's OK.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yeah. That's the entire point. The six want an elected King (as long as he's a Republican).
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some people say "rigor" and they mean "to a high standard" or "based on firm principles". But most people who talk about rigor in education just mean "abusing the students".
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In middle school, the white kids heard me say y'all and thought I was trying to talk black so they wouldn't hang out with me. And the black kids heard me say y'all and thought I was trying to talk black so they wouldn't hang out with me. Thought we were past this.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The On Pace and the Peeved.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cool now do "Mexico".
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you're using bombastic rhetoric and promoting the worst/most extreme examples as commonplace as opposed to realizing they're unfortunate byproducts of structural and material concerns, you're probably just more interested in fighting on the internet than expressing a real concern imo
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of my multivariable calc students asked what my favorite sports team is. I said San Antonio Spurs. Really caused a commotion. Then someone asked if I supported them before Wemby. My answer of "from the cradle" was even more controversial, apparently. 🤷
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Word to the wise: if you can't recall the code for the symbol ♣️, DO NOT google "latex suit clubs".
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 25/08/2026
Just imagine all the marketing emails that will continue to be sent after the last human dies
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🤔🤔🤔🤔
A table:
Answers which scored in the top 27%: 52 respondents (91%)
Answers which scored in the bottom 27%: 5 respondents (9%)
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Dr. Fim @fim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ansel Adams on assignment for IBM - one of my favourite shots. Not the usual landscape but the skill of a woman weaving magnetic core memory. The beat up nails captures total “woman in STEM” vibes.
A woman with extremely short painted nails weaving magnetic core memory. A series of rows and columns of wires in a grid.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*urge to categorify rises*
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do these people have 🚻 signs on their bathroom doors at home? Are they traumatized when visiting other peoples' homes?
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cardassia is so hot because that's where all the data centers are.
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
william shatner as classic kirk, smiling on the 60s enterprise bridge, with an open word balloon below him.
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ꭓle Ormsby 𓆙 @e-infinity.space · 17/08/2026
You've strayed very far from G-d when your prose sentence — no mathematical notation — concludes with )]).).
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
More like Queen BerenYIKESe
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hash House Harriers is when the orthopedic injuries are ACL-specific.
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