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@aacooper.bsky.social
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I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chromodromy would mean "these colors run" which. Could work.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chromomorphism is incredible.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chromomonodromy. You need the mono to make monodromy make sense etymologically
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah I got everything from him except the Burns Chin from my mom.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at this good boi
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn't have the heart to post about this last week. But my dad passed. He was a genuinely amazing person. Wonderful man and dad and grandpa. The definition of a wife guy (complimentary). Anyway. Here's some info about him. www.atlantafuneralhome.com/obituaries/R...
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's National Black Dog Day. A reminder that America's racism is so severe it extends to puppers.
POV photo of me giving Bartók, a boxer mix, some scritchies
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it's castration, they're saying the testes are the rape organ.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The cheesesteak is only 75% of Philly's personality. The other 25% is roast pork with broccoli rabe.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a really good chat with your boss though. (So good it ran 75% over scheduled time.)
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All I'm saying is, "Cooper Intelligence" has a nice ring to it.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It so happened, @icpetrie.bsky.social, that I passed your office today. You weren't in. So we shall remain unintroduced-in-real-life.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brb writing a TTRPG based on Set
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm just sad I didn't get one :-(
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn't even notice that distractor because purple leapt off the screen at me. This makes me think my brain is fundamentally broken.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Coffee selfie.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well then maybe you need to learn how to consume all of a location's water and electricity resources, hm?
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess what I don't understand about the situation is: adults drink iced coffee. And hot coffee. And hot tea. And iced tea. It's not like bringing a teddy bear. I'm not trying to debate, I am just entirely confused by what the offense is here.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"No, more sandwiches!"
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Huitlacoochie" is still available.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait why
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My take on such things is a mashup of Bloom's Taxonomy and Saint Paul: "When I was in high school student, I recalled as a high school student, I understood as a high school student, I applied as a high school student; but when I became an adult, I put away high-school things."
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes. They are.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Legit, Romeo and Juliet in 9th Century English would be an incredible thing to do. I would watch the hell out of that (with subtitles).
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hwæt.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is beautiful.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You've Got Some Nerve (Lemma) Coming Back Here After What You Pulled: Betrayal and Payback in Simplicial Games
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Accurate
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well yeah, it's a senate. Of course they have unnerving rubbery hands.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really good book!
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, that's a puzzle game where the columns and rows all have to have exactly one of the digits. What we need Ed Sheeran to do is Sengoku.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When the Bird’s at the door And you’re missing Lenore Nevermoré
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I donno, I have thoughts about mean macroeconomists.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But yeah. Gödel ♢
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh this is a Gödel thirst post. I was expecting a Quanta Magazine hate post.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Same sitch for me.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wat Mongkoltepmunee is in Bensalem. That might be a place to look. There's a general Southeast Asian diaspora area called Little Saigon, but that's mostly Viet and Khmer. Plenty of Thai people but not any real cultural centers.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These dudes are so fuckin high on their own supply. Asimov wrote a version of this (The Evitable Conflict) and it was way more realistic than these bozos can come up with.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're gonna make JKR the next Doctor aren't they.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Like Miss Rachel.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I honestly don't think either is a very good description of what the work of writing a proof is.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Most pure mathematicians would describe what we do as much more along the line of your first description than your second.
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Joshua Bowman @thalesdisciple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who wants to join a writing group with me so I can get my math papers finished? My available times are Sunday 5:30-6:30 a.m., Monday-Thursday on lunch break unless I have grading or a faculty meeting, and Friday from 1:30 to oh shoot I have to pick up my kid o’clock.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WEB DUBOIS Immediate offer at twice the top of the salary range.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah. Permanence is the hardest part. It might take like a year for that to fully sink in.
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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No reason not to get the pet. They can experience the entire cycle -- getting to love it, the loss, mourning, celebrating the good times -- in a short enough time period for them to comprehend.
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