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Helix

@murderdeathhug.bsky.social
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He/him Ypsilanti MI

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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woke up with the crystals in my head all fucked up again. I did the maneuver to fix it, but I'm still all nauseous, so I will be spending the morning bundled up on the couch watching scary nature documentaries. Nothing calms my stomach more than learning about parasites
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The War of the Worlds rock opera scared the shit out of me as a kid ULLA
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Control said trans rights
Screenshot from Control: Resonant with a "SHOWING" board from a movie theater. The movies are:
- The Silent Railroad
- I'll Come Back For You
- Fix Your Heart Or Die
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knocking over dominos meme template
Small domino: Lily Potter yassifies Petunia
Big domino: A rationalist brainwashing cult murders six people
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God uses his strongest glue on his cheapest prayer candle labels
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Throwing up is just vomit leaving the body
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It feels like late February 2020
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oubliette is such a pretty name for a baby girl
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today I have a bug up my ass about people telling me that the coin casting method for the I Ching is wrong because the odds are different than the yarrow stalk method. Well, the yarrow stalk method we have today is basically I Ching fanfiction and the coin method is centuries older, but go off girl
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Midrange Sun, Red Aggro Moon, Combo-Control Rising
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think I have finally found the solution to my shoulder pain - constructing a protective scaffolding of dozens of pillows around my body as I sleep
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I keep seeing Instagram reels for horse therapy energy healers where there's just a person on a massage table in a pen surrounded by horses, and they have the exact vibe of an A24 horror movie. I keep expecting the camera to pan to a horse in the background decapitating itself with piano wire
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sorceror inscribing runes into a summoning diagram: "You are a wise spirit who will advise me on the arcane arts. You will not deceive me. You will not utter any Baleful Words to corrupt me. You are helpful and courteous. You will not betray me."
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shamanic Energy Harming session to help you connect with your Spirit Goblins and your own Lowest Self
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I had a really strong urge to make frankincense resin ointment, so I made frankincense resin ointment. I have no use for frankincense resin ointment. What am I going to do with frankincense resin ointment?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Making some Mission Hill fanart
The girl formerly known as Kevin French has transitioned. Gus says to her "Congratulations on becoming yourself, kid. It's rough out there for girls like you. Here. Take these brass knuckles." She looks reluctant to take them. Wally yells "GUS! Stop scaring her!"
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some astrology news: Steven Forrest, a prominent astrologer, just said the n-word on a podcast, and I'm not sure what is pissing me off more - all the white people saying that he's not a "REAL racist" so this is a witch hunt, or the people blaming it on Mars being out-of-bounds in Gemini
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Very excited to vote for a hunk with excellent policies
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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Very glad I went to karaoke on the night that the bar was crowded with hot gay electricians
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Factor meal delivery is fun because you never know what you're going to get. Sometimes they send your delivery with no ice packs so it's all rotten, and sometimes they send you four bonus lasagnas that you did not pay for
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have been practicing some meditation techniques, and I've gotten pretty good at maintaining my focus during anapana. My thoughts just drift past me... except of course for the music that plays in my head 24/7 which is currently stuck on Kesha *inhale* JOY RIDE JOY RIDE *exhale* BEEP BEEP BITCH
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The twist - it's all the same movie
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It is not socially appropriate to fuck your children OR get buried with them.
An excerpt of text from a book. "Earth is not placed in the same palace as Wood because Wood dominates Earth, and therefore is its Official-Ghost, which Earth tries to avoid. Similarly, the rest of the wuxing are either in a parent-child/mother-son or child-parent/son-mother relationship with Earth, and it is against social norms for mothers and sons to share the same bed or grave."
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Googling "do i still need sunblock if the sky is blotted out by wildfire smoke?"
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Update on my brother situation: he just got sentenced to 3-10 years in prison. I was talking to his wife, and she decided mid-conversation that I am the right person to break the news to her daughter, so that is the story of how I spontaneously got to tell my niece that her dad is going to prison.
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you eat lembas bread, you still take full-sized shits. You don't get to have little elf turds.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I asked for questions on reddit to practice divination and WOW do a lot of people want to know if they're going to get back together with their ex with whom they are currently no contact
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If "Platner campaign strategist whose voice gets progressively, insanely high pitched and strangled as he talks about vetting the candidate" was a bit it, it would be insanely funny. But we don't need to invent it.
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🦇CinemamindDavid🔞🦇 @cinemaminddavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Your honor, I love them
Characters Bouba and Kiki posing heroically in the style of an epic fantasy illustration. Bouba is round and soft and she wields a mace. Kiki is sharp and angular and wields a sword.
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Middle Aged Bear @industry7media.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
if I stop petting him too soon he will very gently reach out with one paw and put his claws on my neck like "if you don't start petting me again I'll sit your throat"
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Middle Aged Bear @industry7media.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sometimes my cat Severian really wants attention and wants me to hold him like a baby and pet him until he falls asleep in my arms. Which is so sweet and cute, except..
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I got a great line in my I Ching reading this morning: 49.5 "The eminent one has become a Tiger" >:3
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No one, including me, will let my brother do house arrest in their home, so he's stuck in jail. I'm the only sucker who feels guilty enough about it to take care of his affairs for him while he's incarcerated.
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I may not know what topaz IS, but it's probably not amethyst
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I've been taking a jewelry making class for the last four weeks. I built these from wax and then cast them in ancient bronze. It was a lot of fun, and I'm pretty happy with how they turned out! I need to go back and finish up the other two pieces
Three pieces of bronze jewelry. One finished and polished - a wavy ring. The other two unpolished - a ring with the symbol of Mars and a sigil of Graphiel, the planetary Intelligence of Mars, with a loop at the top for a necklace
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
TADC tried, but was unable to make a Onceler so problematic as to be unfuckable
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
All my brother had to do was just not get arrested and charged with any more crimes in the brief window between his sentencing and turning himself in to the jail, and he couldn't even manage that
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I just cancelled my JetBrains subscription, so I guess I am officially no longer a Java developer
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Homo nerds association
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