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Helix

@murderdeathhug.bsky.social
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He/him Ypsilanti MI

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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woke up with the crystals in my head all fucked up again. I did the maneuver to fix it, but I'm still all nauseous, so I will be spending the morning bundled up on the couch watching scary nature documentaries. Nothing calms my stomach more than learning about parasites
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The War of the Worlds rock opera scared the shit out of me as a kid ULLA
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Control said trans rights
Screenshot from Control: Resonant with a "SHOWING" board from a movie theater. The movies are:
- The Silent Railroad
- I'll Come Back For You
- Fix Your Heart Or Die
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw this and looked up how to get it. I totally missed the path through the building to get to that area, I never would have found it. Now I just need a movement ability that lets me climb fire escapes and I'll be set
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whomst???
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As long as you don't shave your head you can avoid the mandatory bald/beard head silhouette logo
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She's so pretty
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's an episode of Pete & Pete about this
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who could have known that the person naming themself after the Simurgh would brainwash people into murderers?
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knocking over dominos meme template
Small domino: Lily Potter yassifies Petunia
Big domino: A rationalist brainwashing cult murders six people
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knocking over dominos meme template
Small domino: Lily Potter yassifies Petunia
Big domino: A rationalist brainwashing cult murders six people
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tomato frosting
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God uses his strongest glue on his cheapest prayer candle labels
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Throwing up is just vomit leaving the body
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It feels like late February 2020
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oubliette is such a pretty name for a baby girl
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They're holding hands 💞
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
how does a polar bear know what apples is??
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Losing my health insurance because having Saturn as my almuten figuris is a pre-existing condition
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was coveting that fancy glow so much for the first few months of CE, never got it, then forgot it existed
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The best spooky book I've read in the last few years is the Library at Mount Char. Definitely more weird than scary. It reminds me a lot of the vibe of Cultist Simulator and Book of Hours
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today I have a bug up my ass about people telling me that the coin casting method for the I Ching is wrong because the odds are different than the yarrow stalk method. Well, the yarrow stalk method we have today is basically I Ching fanfiction and the coin method is centuries older, but go off girl
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Any arguments about the morality of generative AI use aside, a part of why it is horrible is that a lot of the fake food on those images looks straight up disgusting. The meat in that post you RTed is nauseating, for example. Some of the other fake dishes there weren't so bad, but overall it's gross
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Midrange Sun, Red Aggro Moon, Combo-Control Rising
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Furry Ska Camp sounds so fun
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That Pilea is so pretty
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think I have finally found the solution to my shoulder pain - constructing a protective scaffolding of dozens of pillows around my body as I sleep
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I keep seeing Instagram reels for horse therapy energy healers where there's just a person on a massage table in a pen surrounded by horses, and they have the exact vibe of an A24 horror movie. I keep expecting the camera to pan to a horse in the background decapitating itself with piano wire
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sorceror inscribing runes into a summoning diagram: "You are a wise spirit who will advise me on the arcane arts. You will not deceive me. You will not utter any Baleful Words to corrupt me. You are helpful and courteous. You will not betray me."
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shamanic Energy Harming session to help you connect with your Spirit Goblins and your own Lowest Self
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Probably a parasitic wasp
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm glad there isn't a feature that keeps track of how much time I've spent fishing in FFXIV
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I had a really strong urge to make frankincense resin ointment, so I made frankincense resin ointment. I have no use for frankincense resin ointment. What am I going to do with frankincense resin ointment?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Making some Mission Hill fanart
The girl formerly known as Kevin French has transitioned. Gus says to her "Congratulations on becoming yourself, kid. It's rough out there for girls like you. Here. Take these brass knuckles." She looks reluctant to take them. Wally yells "GUS! Stop scaring her!"
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"The grandson of the founder of the KKK is allowed to say the n-word as much as he wants because I know that he's pure of heart"
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some astrology news: Steven Forrest, a prominent astrologer, just said the n-word on a podcast, and I'm not sure what is pissing me off more - all the white people saying that he's not a "REAL racist" so this is a witch hunt, or the people blaming it on Mars being out-of-bounds in Gemini
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Very excited to vote for a hunk with excellent policies
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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Very glad I went to karaoke on the night that the bar was crowded with hot gay electricians
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Factor meal delivery is fun because you never know what you're going to get. Sometimes they send your delivery with no ice packs so it's all rotten, and sometimes they send you four bonus lasagnas that you did not pay for
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have been practicing some meditation techniques, and I've gotten pretty good at maintaining my focus during anapana. My thoughts just drift past me... except of course for the music that plays in my head 24/7 which is currently stuck on Kesha *inhale* JOY RIDE JOY RIDE *exhale* BEEP BEEP BITCH
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Helix @murderdeathhug.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The twist - it's all the same movie
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