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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Listen To The Naysayers

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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do celebrate spring by dragging out the rusty old barbeque and firing it up for a feast with friends. Don't set fire to the shed, no matter how drunk you are.

Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do get outside and don't forget to have a good sense of humour 😉

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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Might want to be prepared for #SpringtimeDosAndDonts

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TTOFDWTN @tjttotal.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do share humour Don't shirk on the opportunity

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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do keep your garden looking trim with some careful weeding and grass cutting. Don't annoy your neighbours who may be outside enjoying the lovely weather. Cut your grass at 4am while they are all asleep.

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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Will be up to you?

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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do plant your 'crop' early to ensure a steady supply throughout the summer. Don't burn the harvested bushes outside or you'll have the Old Bill round

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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do cast your clout as soon as you see the May in flower. Don't leave your clout hanging in the hawthorn, it's unsightly and disgusting.

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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do spare a thought for the birds and the bees Don't think about that you smutty lot. It's not what I meant at all.

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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do Enjoy A Pint Or Two

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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Be An Asshole

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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts don't screw up against Arsenal on Sunday

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do Win The Premier League

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#IdBendOverBackwardFor my family. The best part is, they almost never ask me to.

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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#IdBendOverBackwardFor the ability to bend further over forward.

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

There's no chance #IdBendOverBackwardFor wards or sideways. I can do leaning, or sitting, or lying down but I need a bit of warning before I move.

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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#IdBendOverBackwardFor A chiropractor, or even one from Alexandria, or Lagos or London.

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Lisa Champney @lisachampny.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

#SorryCantI__ have a do over? 😬

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Lisa Champney @lisachampny.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

#SorryCantI__ have one for my foot too?

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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Help you move? #SorryCantI__ promised my mom I'd help her pluck her moustache this week and it's gonna take a while!

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Wchrisg 🇺🇦 @wchrisg0528.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

#SorryCantI__ Just kiss you without asking the 1980s said i could

Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

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#SorryCantI just enjoy drinks and eye-candy without judgment? 🥃💵