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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

"Woman seeking inexplicable pardon from President, casts him a good light" shocker. #maxwell #epstein #trump

𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

It's sad that Terence Stamp has died but also sad that people can only remember him for being General Zod in Superman. Then I looked him up and realised I don't actually know him from anything else either.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

This Temu phone holder is a product after my own heart.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

He says, of the man who has repeatedly had his political opponents murdered.

Screenshot of BBC news headline about the upcoming Putin and Trump talks in Alaska, with Trump declaring Putin wouldn't mess with him. The fool.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I'm going to look for loose change down the back of the settee. In sofa as I might find some. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Just got a tin of coconut milk from Lidl with no ring pull. What is this, the Middle Ages?

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I once went to the dentist in Boston. It was more than a filling. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Charli XCX really needs to appraise her use of Roman numerals.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Yes it can be eaten at anytime. There is not one clock in the world that has the time on it at which I would eat that.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Thunderstorms my arse. Had a few tiddle of rain and now it's bright blue again so hot my chicken are laying hard boiled eggs. Bring back Michel Fish.

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A Shining Wit @caffeine748.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I've gone into my new job at the cake shop all buns glazing. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

When House of Pain take part in the annual Rappers' Clothing Quiz, their specialist subject is the jumper round. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Waiting for the 'Heavenly Father's Day' posts to come in on Facebook.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

We went out for a Mexican this evening and the waiter kept coming around asking if we were warm enough. Turned out he was checking for heaters. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

We lost our first cricket match of the season today against the Italian Bakery XI. But to be honest, they did have a fantastic ciabatta. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

RIP Sly Stone. I never really got all the hype about the Rocky franchise but I did enjoy Cliffhanger.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

sometimes when I'm sad I go on my photos from seven years ago from a holiday to Portugal when I saw two stuffed lions who look like Neil and Christine Hamilton

Honestly my description won't do it justice, it's two of the most surprised looking lions you'll ever see

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Just in: It's official, you can't grate celery. More as it happens.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I was really nervous about my first solo flight. But when the wings fell off my aircraft and I landed in the sea it was just plane sailing from then on.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

My dad's been a joiner for over 25 years. He's in over 2000 fan clubs. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I always like it when the weather is presented by the Nintendo Wii Mii man.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

My mates just invented ultra strong toilet paper. I mean... Hardly a breakthrough. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Hats off to Race Across The World. Absolute stellar editing at the end for a massive rug pull. Felt different so I called it late on but was still very clever.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Trek. It's been a week since we Spock. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

My cafe only sells scientific dishes. Served on a periodic table. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Lord Varys and King Robert Baratheon here, in an early Game of Thrones publicity shot.

Wrestlers Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks looking uncannily like Lord Varys and Robert Baratheon from Game Of Thrones

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

When it was Charles' turn to read his story to the class he got to sit in a big chair.

King Charles reading a speech to the Canadian parliament. But it does rather look like he's in school reading his homework to the class.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

In cooking news, made ramen for tea. Farting like it's going out of style now. Been sent to the garden. Ramsey, Oliver etc al never mention this.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Gary Barlow's Wine Tour... what a fucking joke. 45 minutes in and he's tried two wines, proclaimed they go nice with the landscape and is now making cocktails on the bonnet of a jeep with Jane Freeloader McDonald who needs a holiday like a cat needs a sleep. Oz Clarke would shit.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Gary Barlow's Wine Tour. So just going to see Take That then. @itvx.com

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I've been asked to join the voting panel for Font of the Year. I'm a pretty good judge of character. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Mr Bean should be called Mr Is. When he's dead he will be Mr Bean.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

My home made cigarettes are soggy and smell of cheese. But that's just the whey I roll. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Last week I started a celebrity massage course. Now I'm rubbing shoulders with the stars. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

#thirdle #bonusthirdle196 🏆 2 / 6 | 🔥 38 🟧🟪 🟧⬛ 🟩🟪 🟩🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩 2 for 2 in both games today. Still chasing that elusive 1.. thirdle.org

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Jonathan Ross has started to reorganise his chocolate collection. He's up to his old Twix again. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

"I used to be a fitter!" Cried Mario as he got stuck in a pipe #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I once took a girl on a date to the funfair and we ended up on the coconut shy. We really hit it off. #LunchPun #ratemypun

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Matthew @matofcourse.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I went to a mental arithmetic competition the other day. My first three answers were fortieth, twenty hundred and eleventeen. The other contestants did way better, I was only there to make up the numbers. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I wanted to get into the music industry so badly I blew the lid on the scandal of the Top 40. It's a bloody disc race! #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

The perfume factory in our town has closed down even though it was really profitable. It just doesn't make scents. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

12 servings my arse. Look at it. That would just about fill one of the cavities in my back teeth.

A bowl of Weetabix Minis showing the paltry indicated serving size.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Boom dog! Including an unprecedented direct hit on my first guess. squareword.org 1180: 6 guesses 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 <6:🟩 <11:🟨 <16:🟧 16+:🟥 #squareword #squareword1180

includingsquareword.org

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