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Craig Nimlet

@craignimlet.bsky.social
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Dose IT things. Takes photos of night sky.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As it’s #NationalPoetryDay here’s one of my favourites from my joke book
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Snipe-IT Open Source Asset Management @snipeitapp.com · 30/09/2026
Snipe-IT v8.8.0 just dropped, and boy-howdy is it a big one. github.com/grokability/... - 📱 Official Snipe-IT Mobile App is in Beta! - 🔄 Sync adapters (beta)!! - 🎛 Non-Admin Dashboard - 🗓 Unified Calendar - 🛎 Requestables Overhaul - ⛙ Model Merge Tool - 📤 MS Graph mailer - 💃 OIDC access tokens
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Linus: It's Enormous!
Alt: Linus: It's Enormous!
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity?” - Steve Polyak
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just heard Richard Osman is to stop hosting his very popular TV quiz show to concentrate on his new cured pork joint restaurant and Deli. His new enterprise will be called Richard Osman's House of Gammons.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is typical of the modern norm
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just about every one that wasn't a Tory.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just because I strongly oppose any measure to tackle Russian misinformation, doesn’t mean I’m on Russia's side. In unrelated news, one of the few times I bothered turning up for work as an MEP was to vote AGAINST measures to tackle the spread of Russian misinformation...
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Perfectly put. (The whole thread’s very good.)
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Israel has increased its military sales to the UK every year for the past 5 years - up 1/3 in the past year. At Arms Fairs, Israeli firms advertise their kit as “battle tested in Lebanon”. There is no shortage of buyers, including from the UK and EU. Money from misery. #FrontlineClub
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#WhatWillMakeMeHappyIs in prison
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Blair Sith Lord
ALT: Blair Sith Lord
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#WhatWillMakeMeHappyIs in prison.
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Israel Spirirtually Israeli
ALT: Israel Spirirtually Israeli
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We Own It @weownit.org.uk · 24/09/2026
📣 NEW REPORT launching today! 40 years of Thatcher's privatisation policies have failed at your expense 💧💡🚅🚌🏥📮 Time for public OWNERSHIP (not just public control) 👇 weownit.org.uk/research-and...
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How and why Andy Burnham should deliver public ownership
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Netanyahu will make a speech at the UN 🇺🇳 tomorrow He needs to be ARRESTED for GENOCIDE
ARREST THE WAR CRIMINAL NETANYAHU
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CROOK
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would expect that he would receive a payment that was a negative amount as anything said about him couldn't possibly harm his reputation.
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Carla Denyer @carladenyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bristol Central Constituents! I want to take your renting experiences to the Prime Minister. Today I’ve launched the Bristol Central Renters’ Survey to get hard data on the reality of renting in our city. Use the link below to make your voice heard… forms.gle/q7QTeYrmNexG...
The image has a picture of Carla on the right-hand side with the Clifton Suspension Bridge in the background. Superimposed on the image is a clipboard that reads 'Bristol Central Renters Survey 2026'. At the bottom of the image, it says "I want to hear from you" This image is predominantly a large clipboard graphic that reads: 

"If you: 
> Live in Bristol Central
> Rent Privately
> Have 5 minutes to spare 

Then I want to hear from you. 

Please fill out my short survey so I can take your experience of renting to the Prime Minister. 

Link in Bio. "
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't understand how this war criminal can possibly set foot in New York, home of the UN, and not be arrested let alone be allowed to address the assembly!
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#SomtimesIWonder who the fuck voted for this moron
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Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
ALT: Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's not Political. It's just facts.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't understand why this is not an excepted thing
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me #PeoplePlace
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#DeliVision Chow the West Was Won
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#DeliVision The Champignons
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#DeliVision Danish Bluey
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#DeliVision Richard Osman's house of gammons
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#DeliVision Brie Willy
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#DeliVision Cheese just not that into you
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#DeliVision Pastrami myself & Irene
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It becomes harder and harder not to be classed as antisemitic with each and every horror story. One has to remind oneself every day that the terrorist state of Israel is no representative of Jews.
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European Movement UK @europeanmovement.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Day 4 of asking @andyburnham.bsky.social to jam with us so we can talk about getting UK artists touring Europe again! Tag @andyburnham.bsky.social in the comments so he sees this! 🎵
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why do news outlets say that tax payers will need to fund investment in water companies if they are nationalized when the billions of pounds stolen in dividends would automatically become available?
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vile excuse of a human being
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why do men have nipples? And other proof that religion is bollocks. My book looking for a publisher
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#SororityCinema The Good The Bad and The Ugly Sister
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#SororityCinema Sisterminator
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How about not paying water CEO's until this is fixed. www.gov.uk/government/o...
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Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs
We are responsible for improving and protecting the environment. We aim to grow a green economy and sustain thriving rural communities. We also support our world-leading food, farming and fishing indu...
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are you worried about this too? 38d.gs/feka
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Stop these monster data centres before they wreck our neighbourhoods!
Are you worried about this too?
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Paul @fucktheracists.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We're only making plans for necros
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not playing Glastonbury again then.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are the Tories making plans for the dead to keep working?
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Damien Willey @kernowdamo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Israeli Whistleblowers Expose Gaza Targeting - IDF In Meltdown #DamoRants #NAZA youtu.be/CWRfe7pD5ZI
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Israeli Whistleblowers Expose Gaza Targeting - IDF In Meltdown
YouTube video by KernowDamo
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 15/09/2026
🤣
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Jonathan McDowell @planet4589.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently the commander of the International Space Station brought her dancing pants to space with her
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Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For me, it comes down to this: when compounding crises threaten our water supply, do we want corporations and billionaires in control of it?
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oxygen #IsANecessity
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trying out the TOR vpn for Android. Seems better than what I had before
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My attempt to weave a Sigourney #WasACompleteDisaster
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Sigourney Weaver's Alien Chestburster Scene
ALT: Sigourney Weaver's Alien Chestburster Scene
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#HowIFindPeace Elusive!
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