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Old Crusty Bastard

@cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social

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Writer. Historian. Bibliophile. Pro Coffee Drinker. Misanthrope. Carbon Based Life Form. Heretic. Hashtagger #WritingCommunity, #Raiders, #LAKings, #Angels, #Lakers

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Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

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Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

#IOftenPrayFor Peace love and curry.

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

#IOftenPrayFor better music when I'm on hold. Or even a bit of variation. Or death.

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

A Chia Car

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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts DO: spread that grass seed everywhere DON'T: well, maybe not everywhere...

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Do: Appreciate springtime Don't: Stage a musical about Nazis #SpringtimeDosAndDonts

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

That's awesome. Congrats!

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Whaaaaaaat? Seriously???

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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Mark Roberts @robertsmark.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Listen To The Naysayers

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do celebrate spring by dragging out the rusty old barbeque and firing it up for a feast with friends. Don't set fire to the shed, no matter how drunk you are.

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

hahahahaha

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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do get outside and don't forget to have a good sense of humour 😉

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Truth

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Laurie Biagini 🇨🇦 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Do not disturb the bees; they’re out doing important work. #SpringtimeDosAndDonts

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Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Might want to be prepared for #SpringtimeDosAndDonts

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

hahahahah

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TTOFDWTN @tjttotal.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do share humour Don't shirk on the opportunity

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do keep your garden looking trim with some careful weeding and grass cutting. Don't annoy your neighbours who may be outside enjoying the lovely weather. Cut your grass at 4am while they are all asleep.

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Let's go!

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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Will be up to you?

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do plant your 'crop' early to ensure a steady supply throughout the summer. Don't burn the harvested bushes outside or you'll have the Old Bill round

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do cast your clout as soon as you see the May in flower. Don't leave your clout hanging in the hawthorn, it's unsightly and disgusting.

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

hahahahahaha

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do spare a thought for the birds and the bees Don't think about that you smutty lot. It's not what I meant at all.

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts do wear clean underwear, don't forget your trousers

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Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

*twelve

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Mark Roberts @robertsmark.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do Enjoy A Pint Or Two

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

hahahahahahhaha

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Mark Roberts @robertsmark.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Be An Asshole

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts don't screw up against Arsenal on Sunday

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Done!

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Mark Roberts @robertsmark.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do Win The Premier League

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

If I was possessed, #IdBendOverBackwardFor a trip downstairs.

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Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#IdBendOverBackwardFor my family. The best part is, they almost never ask me to.

Old Crusty Bastard @cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#IdBendOverBackwardFor the ability to bend further over forward.