GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025#IfItWereUpToCats we'd have to eat what they bring us.media.tenor.coma black cat is playing with a small mouse on the side of the road .ALT: a black cat is playing with a small mouse on the side of the road . 0111
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025#ImTakingTheOpportunityTo restock the cellarmedia.tenor.coma kenworth semi truck is driving down a roadALT: a kenworth semi truck is driving down a road 040
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025The local motorcycle club don't appear to have embraced my ideas about alternative energy solutions. #ICanUseSomeAssistance before these guys finish wiring me up to my e-bike battery 010
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Apparently a "Get Out of Jail Free" card is only valid on Monopoly. #ICanUseSomeAssistance 162
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I dropped my keys down the drain. I'm now stuck, head down, with only a walking stick, some gum, a magnet on a string and a ferret for company. #ICanUseSomeAssistance 382
Reposted by GrandPandyCalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2025#ICanUseSomeAssistance is the Monday edition of the #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social ! 153
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut how would I know what you think it is? Anyway, whatever you think it is, I don't think it's that. Are we cool?media.tenor.coma dog wearing a plastic cone is sitting in a bathroom next to a toilet .ALT: a dog wearing a plastic cone is sitting in a bathroom next to a toilet . 141
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie Goalfingermedia.tenor.coma person is playing a game of soccer with their fingers .ALT: a person is playing a game of soccer with their fingers . 1112
Reposted by GrandPandyStig @stigjones1.bsky.social · 01/08/2025#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie The FIFA Bagdad🤦♂️media.tenor.coma group of people standing in a room with arches and columnsALT: a group of people standing in a room with arches and columns 1153
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie Pétanque Girlmedia.tenor.coma few balls on a concrete surface with one that says ' a ' on itALT: a few balls on a concrete surface with one that says ' a ' on it 161
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025My vegetable patch #HasAFunnyWayOf making me feel inadequate 041
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I no longer have a butler. I had to let him go after that disastrous cruise last year. There simply wasn't room in the lifeboat and his splashing was attracting sharks. 111
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#ImResistingMyTemptationTo lolmedia.tenor.coma man is sitting in a chair looking at his phone with the words me right now written below himALT: a man is sitting in a chair looking at his phone with the words me right now written below him 152
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#ImResistingMyTemptationTo put skoonerisms in my speets 042
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#ImResistingMyTemptationTo do what the voices tell me.media.tenor.coma woman with blonde hair is smiling and says sorry ... the voicesALT: a woman with blonde hair is smiling and says sorry ... the voices 1113
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#ImResistingMyTemptationTo pop down to the cellar.media.tenor.coma person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark roomALT: a person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark room 172
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#IfIWereAGnome you lanky buggers would be hearing from me about how high you think door handles should be. 041
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#IfIWereAGnome that cat would think twice about crapping in the geraniums 173
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#NotEverythingIsAbout acquiring material things. You have to find time to wear them too.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and says looking goodALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and says looking good 262
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#NotEverythingIsAbout you. Some things are further away. You have to go and look for them. GrandPandy's theory of scissors. 152
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#ItsHardToEatHealthyWhen you ain't got no teef. (It's sort of a threat you see. I've never been terribly good at them)media.tenor.coma man in a dark room with the words this is a threat below himALT: a man in a dark room with the words this is a threat below him 030
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Corgi and Bessmedia.tenor.coma woman wearing glasses and a scarf around her head looks at the cameraALT: a woman wearing glasses and a scarf around her head looks at the camera 080
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Without a poodlemedia.tenor.comthree men are rowing a canoe down a riverALT: three men are rowing a canoe down a river 052
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025KitKat Vivamedia.tenor.coma man in a kitchen with the words which was niceALT: a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice 000
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Dachshund of Music #PutDogBreedsInASongOrMoviemedia.tenor.coma group of dogs are running in a grassy field with bread on their backsALT: a group of dogs are running in a grassy field with bread on their backs 080
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Inglorious Basset Houndsmedia.tenor.coma brown and white dog laying on a bed with the words viralhog written on the bottom rightALT: a brown and white dog laying on a bed with the words viralhog written on the bottom right 070
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I'm a collector of those old trading cards you used to get with cigarettes. I've nearly completed a full set of "Occupations" but #IStillNeedTrainingIn eer. Also #IStillNeedTrainingIn how to spell "train ingineer" 000
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025#WhenIsItTimeToBlowTheWhistle When you have one of those pesky scammers on the phone telling you they work for Microsoft.media.tenor.coma cartoon character is talking on a telephone with a netflix logo in the cornerALT: a cartoon character is talking on a telephone with a netflix logo in the corner 1102
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025#ThingsIDoToUnwind Cook (and eat)media.tenor.coma chef puppet is holding a wooden spoon and fork in a kitchen .ALT: a chef puppet is holding a wooden spoon and fork in a kitchen . 010
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025#ThingsIDoToUnwind Just let it all go.media.tenor.coma little girl is sitting on a couch with her legs crossed .ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her legs crossed . 010
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025#WhatsNotTheRightWay to look cool in the heat My expectation and the reality of me wearing a white suit 050
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025#WhatsNotTheRightWay Let's ask for directions at that old house on the hill 150
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025#TheWildAnimalInMeSays nopemedia.tenor.coman armadillo is walking on a dirt road .ALT: an armadillo is walking on a dirt road . 010
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025#TheWildAnimalInMeSays Ok I'll do them tonight but it's your turn to wash up tomorrowmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is reading a piece of paper with the letter j on itALT: a man with a beard is reading a piece of paper with the letter j on it 050
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025#TheWildAnimalInMeSays slow downmedia.tenor.coma sloth is hanging from a tree branch with the words no worries above itAlt: a sloth is hanging from a tree branch with the words no worries above it 292
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025#TheWildAnimalInMeSays nap timemedia.tenor.coma brown bear is laying on a pillow in front of a bedAlt: a brown bear is laying on a pillow in front of a bed 1172
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025#TheWildAnimalInMeSays grrrrrrrrrr Or maybe I'm just hungry. 152
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025#GimmeAnythingBut make sure it's the best of everything 020
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk When the discussion gets too lively.media.tenor.coma man in a striped shirt and tie is talking to another man in a hat .ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie is talking to another man in a hat . 020
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk Ball Fourmedia.tenor.coma baseball player wearing a blue jays uniform stands on baseALT: a baseball player wearing a blue jays uniform stands on base 132
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk when it's time to open another bottle.media.tenor.coma person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark roomALT: a person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark room 143
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk When the petrol runs outmedia.tenor.coma man driving a car with the words " we 're out of gas " above himALT: a man driving a car with the words " we 're out of gas " above him 131
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025#MyWayOfShowingAppreciationmedia.tenor.coma man with a mustache wearing a hat and tieALT: a man with a mustache wearing a hat and tie 171
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025#PutTreesInASongOrMovie I like twig buds and I cannot lie 061
Reposted by GrandPandyCaroline 🌱 @carolinainmymind.bsky.social · 27/07/2025#PutTreesInASongOrMovie 🎶Shiny Happy Maplemedia.tenor.comthe sun is shining through the leaves of a tree in the woodsALT: the sun is shining through the leaves of a tree in the woods 071
GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025#WhatMyTherapistSaysIs And these voices, do they say things that make sense? Me (scrolling through Bluesky), Sometimes 182