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GrandPandy

@grandpandy.bsky.social
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Don't mind me. I'm only here for the hashtag games.

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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#IfItWereUpToCats we'd have to eat what they bring us.
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a black cat is playing with a small mouse on the side of the road .
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#ImTakingTheOpportunityTo restock the cellar
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a kenworth semi truck is driving down a road
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The local motorcycle club don't appear to have embraced my ideas about alternative energy solutions. #ICanUseSomeAssistance before these guys finish wiring me up to my e-bike battery
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Apparently a "Get Out of Jail Free" card is only valid on Monopoly. #ICanUseSomeAssistance
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I dropped my keys down the drain. I'm now stuck, head down, with only a walking stick, some gum, a magnet on a string and a ferret for company. #ICanUseSomeAssistance
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
#ICanUseSomeAssistance is the Monday edition of the #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social !
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut how would I know what you think it is? Anyway, whatever you think it is, I don't think it's that. Are we cool?
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a dog wearing a plastic cone is sitting in a bathroom next to a toilet .
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie Volley of the dolls
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie Goalfinger
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a person is playing a game of soccer with their fingers .
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Stig @stigjones1.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie The FIFA Bagdad🤦‍♂️
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a group of people standing in a room with arches and columns
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie Pétanque Girl
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a few balls on a concrete surface with one that says ' a ' on it
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
My vegetable patch #HasAFunnyWayOf making me feel inadequate
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I no longer have a butler. I had to let him go after that disastrous cruise last year. There simply wasn't room in the lifeboat and his splashing was attracting sharks.
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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#ImResistingMyTemptationTo
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#ImResistingMyTemptationTo lol
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a man is sitting in a chair looking at his phone with the words me right now written below him
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#ImResistingMyTemptationTo put skoonerisms in my speets
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#ImResistingMyTemptationTo do what the voices tell me.
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a woman with blonde hair is smiling and says sorry ... the voices
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#ImResistingMyTemptationTo pop down to the cellar.
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a person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark room
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#IfIWereAGnome you lanky buggers would be hearing from me about how high you think door handles should be.
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#IfIWereAGnome that cat would think twice about crapping in the geraniums
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#NotEverythingIsAbout acquiring material things. You have to find time to wear them too.
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a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and says looking good
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#NotEverythingIsAbout you. Some things are further away. You have to go and look for them. GrandPandy's theory of scissors.
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#ItsHardToEatHealthyWhen you ain't got no teef. (It's sort of a threat you see. I've never been terribly good at them)
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a man in a dark room with the words this is a threat below him
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Corgi and Bess
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a woman wearing glasses and a scarf around her head looks at the camera
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Without a poodle
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three men are rowing a canoe down a river
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
KitKat Viva
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a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Dachshund of Music #PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie
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a group of dogs are running in a grassy field with bread on their backs
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Inglorious Basset Hounds
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a brown and white dog laying on a bed with the words viralhog written on the bottom right
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I'm a collector of those old trading cards you used to get with cigarettes. I've nearly completed a full set of "Occupations" but #IStillNeedTrainingIn eer. Also #IStillNeedTrainingIn how to spell "train ingineer"
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
#WhenIsItTimeToBlowTheWhistle When you have one of those pesky scammers on the phone telling you they work for Microsoft.
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a cartoon character is talking on a telephone with a netflix logo in the corner
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
#ThingsIDoToUnwind Cook (and eat)
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a chef puppet is holding a wooden spoon and fork in a kitchen .
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
#ThingsIDoToUnwind Just let it all go.
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a little girl is sitting on a couch with her legs crossed .
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
#WhatsNotTheRightWay to look cool in the heat My expectation and the reality of me wearing a white suit
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
#WhatsNotTheRightWay Let's ask for directions at that old house on the hill
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#TheWildAnimalInMeSays nope
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an armadillo is walking on a dirt road .
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#TheWildAnimalInMeSays Ok I'll do them tonight but it's your turn to wash up tomorrow
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a man with a beard is reading a piece of paper with the letter j on it
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#TheWildAnimalInMeSays slow down
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a sloth is hanging from a tree branch with the words no worries above it
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#TheWildAnimalInMeSays nap time
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a brown bear is laying on a pillow in front of a bed
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#TheWildAnimalInMeSays grrrrrrrrrr Or maybe I'm just hungry.
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#GimmeAnythingBut make sure it's the best of everything
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk When the discussion gets too lively.
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a man in a striped shirt and tie is talking to another man in a hat .
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk Ball Four
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a baseball player wearing a blue jays uniform stands on base
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk when it's time to open another bottle.
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a person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark room
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk When the petrol runs out
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a man driving a car with the words " we 're out of gas " above him
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#MyWayOfShowingAppreciation
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a man with a mustache wearing a hat and tie
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#PutTreesInASongOrMovie Dead Palm
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#PutTreesInASongOrMovie I like twig buds and I cannot lie
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Tears on my willow #PutTreesInASongOrMovie
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Caroline 🌱 @carolinainmymind.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#PutTreesInASongOrMovie 🎶Shiny Happy Maple
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the sun is shining through the leaves of a tree in the woods
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GrandPandy @grandpandy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
#WhatMyTherapistSaysIs And these voices, do they say things that make sense? Me (scrolling through Bluesky), Sometimes
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