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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
God, this is such a *beautiful* setup now. :D
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Wow, I can post video!
Optical illusion.. or is it
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Also ends up supporting the "weird" messaging, because to the GOP, "family" is "I have seeded the future of the white race" whereas the majority of Americans experience "family" in the Fast & Furious sense, it's the people who care about them.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Fuck yes, that's great to hear! The moment I learned The Substance existed I immediately got hyped.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Oof, my one weakness. Dealing into 13 Orphans. Again. And again. And again.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Since I put up the link in, I feel I have to go to bat for it: I don't see why it has to read as a business plan? "Here are things Patreon handles, does service X do them?" is a valid question. (No argument about the "works for me" bit though. It really does linger on the writer's specific setup)
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Here's a good article covering what Patreon does. The sad truth is that it's more complicated than it first appears, particularly once you get to payment management. But as the article itself says, there's plenty of opportunities to beat Patreon at its own game. siderea.dreamwidth.org/1824441.html
siderea.dreamwidth.org
Captcha Check
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
You may be a fool, but on the positive side you get to not be a disappointment.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Yeah but I'd feel bad for the moray eel.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Logan Marshall-Green does such amazing physical acting in that. Dude needs to be cast in a Buster Keaton biopic or something.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Hell yes. I was literally telling my friends earlier this week how it's one of the greatest movie "soundtracks" out there. Great article.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
My wife was telling our friends that in the creole of her home island (créole réunionnais) there's a saying, "gro loto, ti cabo," which means "big car/truck, small dick," and our friend said he wanted a sticker of that for his big truck, so I made this.
A sticker design that says "gro loto, ti cabot," in a sort of heavy metal style with scary looking red letters on a black background.
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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
Tales from school visits on book tour ✏️ (The kids are alright)
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
i liked that the song that saves the universe wasnt a very good song, because everybody who ever existed at all moments in time were playing it at once, making it a huge and very happy mess. look how much fun thomas the apostle is having. he is not doubting jesus' cowbell playing at all
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Definitely my choice.
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ada-llahan @hoorayforada.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
you owe them everything. when you cracked a cold one with those boys you were signing a contract that never expires.
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
FOR GENERATIONS TO COME yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY POKEY IS APPROACHED BY A WANDERER!! THEY EXCHANGE A GREETING AND THE WANDERER ASKS, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BRING SHAME TO YOUR FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS TO COME??"

POKEY RESPONDS EXHUBERANTLY, "YES!!!"

WITHOUT WARNING THE MENDICANT LAUNCHES A PIE AT POKEY'S VISAGE, AND DECLARES, "THAT WILL BE TWENTY DOLLARS PLEASE!"

LATER, POKEY ESPIES HIS LITTLE SISTER, WHOSE VOICE IS TINGED WITH SHAME...OH POKEY, SHE SAYS, WHERE DID WE GO WRONG
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Fog and sunlight do neat things together 🤝
Oak tree in fog that's bright yellow orange due to sunlight behind it
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
That's an absolutely fabulous image, damn.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
I don't do this like ever but: This is Tako. She's Henry's diabetic alert dog. Five years ago we drove over to Eastern Washington so she could get TPLO surgery (kind of like ACL surgery for dogs). (1/8)
Picture of Tako the dog sitting like a weirdo
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
It's easy thing to miss, but how often do *you* show off your paystub? When I was union (USW!) it was commonplace. CBAs specify wages, so everyone knows how much everyone makes. We're not boasting, we're comparing for fuckups and wage theft, and issues are spotted (and fixed) fast because of it.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
I think the 1st would be best. The amount of open "floor" space seems to balance well with the sense of verticality there. #2 feels simultaneously too busy and too flat. #3 is closer to #1, but loses out IMO because it lacks the smaller bits of interest like those collections of pots.
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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
My new collection of autobio comics and sketches from the last year or so is here! Lovingly compiled and collected in a nice physical zine for the first time ever. Wow! 40 pages! Colour! WOWEE! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Luci...
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
It's either that or "This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t"
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
My friend's weirdo kid (maybe 15 yrs old?) drew this -- I have no context at all; I just saw it randomly on my friend's wife's Insta, no other information available but I do believe it was done for the lulz. 🤷‍♂️
Two panels, sort of like a comic, looks like it was drawn with pen and watercolor, the first panel is Daisy Duck holding a baby and looking upward at us, she is saying, "He's Free Donald. Free." The second panel is Donald Duck, looking down, he is crucified with his arms tied to the crossbeams of a wooden cross, he's dressed in rags, and he has almost no expression on his face.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
[Temporary] RIP to the greatest of all friendships.
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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
TCAF! This weekend! Aaaaaa! Please come say hi to me and help my suitcase be lighter on my long journey back to the UK haha
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
swanboy.com/comic/lmm/
swanboy.com
LMM
Visit the post for more.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
I'm not going to pretend I don't get tilted when someone kicks my ass in mahjong, but games where my loss is entirely the fault of bad luck are *way* more infuriating.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Googling “Mona Lisa Overdrive Brothers In Arms mashup” to see if the most powerful driving song possible exists.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Fuck, this one's awesome.
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
t.co/gbykfqpiOn I released a new album (anyone on the conelrad patreon can get a code to download it for free, check the conelrad patreon)! It's 12 drone tracks that were originally exclusive to Patreon but are now released for the first time as a polished, reworked, remastered compilation
t.co
Drone Alone, by conelrad
12 track album
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
Look at that jerk, looking at your luggage and all but saying "whaaaat did you bring back for meeeee?"
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Forever silently fuming that The Empty Man is unavailable in its original 2.39:1 presentation.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 16/03/2024
Listen, I am all for not having the counters. I know Masto doesn't, I know it's better for people to not see them.. But the reason Instagram made them optional and TwiX is removing them is not to make you feel better. It's to hide them failing to be a proper platform where you get seen without P2W.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
A drawing of spacebat, dreaming of high-fiving the moon. Art by, as best I can tell, Beavotron on Deviantart.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Riichi mahjong already has a bunch of rules so I'm just gonna propose: If you end up in 4th at the end of the game without getting ron'd, you should automatically win. Think of it like a hyperpowered mangan-at-draw. Because seriously, those games are the *fucking worst*.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Well, there’s a song that just came back to me from decades ago. youtu.be/Rjvt6xqKwV8
youtu.be
Teeny Little Super Guy
Teeny Little Super Guy intro, originally from Sesame Street. Copyright Sesame Street Workshop, thanks to them for letting this stay up!
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
This is, while it's not especially good and over-explains things, I'm still a fan of the live action movie. It *gets* the weirdness inherent in the series, and does its best trying to be sexy about it too.
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
"Power Doesn't Run On Nothing" goes so, so hard, and every time it still feels like a gut punch. Amazing track on an amazing album.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Where in Leonard Cohen’s discography are you currently at in your life? youtu.be/FsMbDbeSBn4
youtu.be
The Future
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupThe Future · Teddy ThompsonLeonard Cohen: I'm Your Man℗ 2006 THE OFFICE Performing Arts + Film Inc., Hal Willner,...
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
Oh goodness picture #3!
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Aw heck yeah
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
ai artist stares at buckaroo chef as they pour heart and soul into a homemade meal. 'you can just get those at costco in a bag of 30'. ai artist goes back to soggy burrito with ice cold middle and takes another bite 'sucker has no idea he will be obsolete when costco has the tech for 300 per bag'
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
"Papa! The waters are ever so rough! I demand you calm them!"
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
RIP Akira Toriyama, among his many accomplishments he created the perfect little guy
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Vladimir: Well, shall we log off? Estragon: Yes, let's log off. [They do not log off.]
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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Love that ending monologue.
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Dylan Meconis @dylanmeconis.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Bees are coming out of winter hibernation all across the Northern hemisphere. Which ones are visiting YOUR backyard?
SPRING BEE GUIDe

Bee: bzz
Bumblebee 

Bee: hmmrzZozm...
... bzzmrmhmm...
mmBZzhmhm.
bzzrm.

Mumblebee

Bee: Meet me behind the wisteria
in 20 miNuTes foR an ASS-KICKING

Rumbleblee

Bee: I owe it all to my Lord and savior, Beezus CHRiSt

Humblebee

Bee falling out of a flower: Ope!

Fumblebee

Bee: DaffodiLs aRe FUCKiN' BULLSHIT
PLANT SomeTHING eLse, KAREN
ugh

GRUMBLe Bee
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