CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 5hThis hasn't actually been done but can we really expect any better from the asset manager who told me to chuck asbestos in my household bin I'm so tired I'm already in bed for dinner again lol At least I stapled chicken wire to the fence so the cat doesn't bother the neighbour's dog 030
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 7hAmazing. Things I've sporadically reported lately: - accounts & their posts name- or keyword-searching so they can harass other users - accounts & their posts targeting individual users by name - accounts & their posts dogpiling other users per Aaron's own shiny new policy 4121
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 7hWhen you give a builder a chainsaw and instructions to "prune branches overhanging fence" 110
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 13hSaves 1,500 jobs, dooms entire world to climate hell. Seems worth it. 020
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 14hOh don't worry, we know one of your dogs is a bit yappy. Ask me how we know, neighbour who knocked on our door at 6am, 6:30am & 7am before leaving a note to tell us our cat got into your yard for the first time ever. Should I knock on your door next time your yappy dog goes off at 2am or nah? 120
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 14hI don't want to piss on a feel-good chain thread but "what poster did you have on you wall growing up" made me lol because while we rented I wasn't allowed because landlord and when mum owned I wasn't allowed because we weren't even allowed to touch the walls so she didn't have to clean them 😂 150
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 15hEmbarrassing "The Queensland government department delivering the state's first cyber security strategy lost more than $800,000 in a cyber attack" #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auQueensland government department loses $800k in cyber attackThe review, released on Friday, said no government data or sensitive information was compromised during the incident. 284
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026The rage has abandoned me and left behind a hollow sadness so I'm going to bed for dinner. Goodnight Bluesky. 1100
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026So sick of this shit from these flogs. "The RBA has also dismissed the idea that landlords pass their increased borrowing costs on to renters." Go look at r/shitrentals to see the emails tenants get from their landleech hiking their rent "because interest rates". www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auThe RBA just raised rates. It affects more than your home loanWhile the RBA's decisions are most felt through mortgage repayments, their impact extends well beyond home loans. 152
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026Great now I have to pee and there are guests (contractors) right there 040
Reposted by CuntGPTKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As the midterms approach, I want to remind folks that pandemics have historically given rise to fascism The fear associated with death and disability on a massive scale makes it easier for authoritarians to seize power Vote accordingly Protect disabled & marginalized people. Get them to the pollspolitico.comFed study ties 1918 flu pandemic to Nazi Party gainsThe paper examined municipal spending levels and voter extremism in Germany from the time of the initial influenza outbreak until 1933. 3385188
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026Every single interaction I am forced to have with CHL and their associates is fucking agony 271
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 28/09/2026Update 51 just dropped on Elder Scrolls Online and instead of staying up late to play cool new content I'm going to bed early so I can wake up early to let the plumbers in at 8am tomorrow I swear to fuck they better dig this drainpipe out and fix it all the way this time 030
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 28/09/2026This only got resolved this year by the WA State Operations Manager who recently quit. It began as soon as we moved in (March 2019). I made multiple formal complaints & appeals, dobbed to the Housing Authority, Community Housing Registrar, & Consumer Protection. It took less than a month to fix. 150
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 28/09/2026Dying to know the goss on why CHL's Director/Chair, also on the Audit, Risk & Compliance and Governance Committees, has stepped down considering they also currently have an interim CEO. Staff turnover at this place is atrocious & disruptive, especially in WA. #AusHousing chl.org.au/news/chair-s...chl.org.auChair succession at Community Housing Ltd | Community Housing LimitedCHL delivers safe, secure and affordable places for people to call home and belong, because every life deserves a solid foundation. 173
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 27/09/2026I want to visit places in the world but not for their modern anthropological history (maybe if the food is good). I want to go see ancient forests, foggy moors, peat bogs, remote beaches, volcanoes, deep caverns, mountains, waterfalls. They should invent tech where an abled person POVs for me. 190
Reposted by CuntGPT💜 phonakins 🍉🌲 @phonakins.com · 27/09/2026“People with serious health needs should not be sleeping on the floor of an overcrowded house or facing the prospect of moving away from the health services and support networks they rely on.amsant.org.au‘Housing is health infrastructure’: AMSANT says YiSSA closure exposes NT social housing crisis - AMSANTMEDIA STATEMENT 22 SEPTEMBER 2026 ‘Housing is health infrastructure’: AMSANT says YiSSA closure exposes NT social housing crisis The Aboriginal Medical Services Alliance Northern Territory (AMSANT) sa... 061
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 27/09/2026"this known scam turned out to be a scam, I got/feel scammed!" Skill issue. Be a less shit person and run under a less shit banner. #AusPol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.com‘Cash grab’: One Nation demands up to $630,000 from Victorian election candidatesExclusive: Many applicants left feeling ‘used, lied to, misled and gaslit’, complaint letter seen by Guardian Australia says 1101
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 27/09/2026Yasssss let us party! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auThis bar's renovations could be blueprint for disability-friendly venuesA Sydney nightclub used a grant from the NSW government to undergo an extensive renovation — with their redesign focused on accessibility. 061
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026"And we're just going to keep flogging the dead privatisation horse while we circlejerk about saving the disableds without it costing government budgets too much" - Labor, Liberals, Nationals, One Nation, et al probably #AusPol #NDIS www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auNDIS housing provider goes bust as liquidator questions missing cashDozens of investors put their savings into the Fairy Meadow House project in Wollongong which raised some $10 million, but nothing was ever built. 1111
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026Not only am I bringing my iced coffee to the job interview, I'm bringing my lunch because you scheduled it at lunchtime. I'm using your microwave. It's tuna mornay. 260
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026My birthday is 3rd of October and my sister's is a month (give or take) prior (I was overdue, she was early) My dad got a pity root once a year and it wasn't even on his birthday (also October) 160
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026I can't understand the type of person who will spend the effort patching Facebook and Messenger apps on Morphe instead of just quitting Facebook Like what redeeming quality does that platform have to make it worth it? Seriously 040
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026Forgot it was grand final day and was mildly concerned to hear a bunch of male voices yell-chanting in the murky weather 270
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026One of my favourite genres of reading material is biting obiter dicta. Show me your faves 👇 010
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026He's alternating between snoring and growling in his sleep 0122
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026So many deleted reskeets today Stand by your bullshit, cowards 162
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 24/09/2026I live in a suburb on a residential street that became an unintended thoroughfare with the advent of consumer satnav. People get directed via this route full of roundabouts and turns because there's a private country club and a public conservation park taking up the centre of the suburb. 180
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026This is the kind of surreptitiously disruptive energy I bring to any professional group setting or TTRPG session and it gives me lots of dopamine when someone cottons on (whether they hate or love it is irrelevant) 080
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026How good would it be if we all had access to health information from people qualified to give it instead of the tsunami of bullshit on social media And how good would it be if all those qualified health practitioners cared about truly helping their patients instead of judging or grifting them 083
Reposted by CuntGPTIt's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Starting talk reporting here! Opening: Amy Adams of NINDS wonders if the same "butler did it" in each of the multi-system diseases covered by the conference. Adams discusses her appreciation for people with lived experience,the "true experts", hopes to continue to learn from them. 🧪 4303
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026cry laughing at my desk because i was not expecting magicMUNT while shopping for a phone mount for my car 040
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026What was the point in people voting red when they're just going to act blue? Don't @ me about voting orange. Anyone voting orange is deeply unserious and I will not engage. Vote for people who will force Labor into having a spine and doing what's good for the punters, not the pollies FFS. #AusPol 180
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 22/09/2026Can we just fuck the seppo recolonisation off entirely? Thanks 061
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 21/09/2026Today Fred briefly ran away from home by getting under a gap in the fence and couldn't get back through He spent his time at the neighbour's place terrorising her by trying to get into her house Turns out they moved in a week ago and she's afraid of cats Nice one, dickhead 3272
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 21/09/20262026 and doctors are still referring to compulsions as addictions 120
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 20/09/2026It's incredibly embarrassing for our government to be bidding for a seat on the UN Security Council when we've been doing crimes against humanity on refugees for decades #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auAustralia begins campaign for seat at world's most powerful tableAnthony Albanese plans to trade on Australia's good name and international reputation when he officially launches the campaign for a two-year term on the powerful United Nations Security Council. 1105
CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 20/09/2026If you can't freak out about something without resorting to ableist slurs maybe your account should stay deactivated forever tbh 051