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🖤 Boorloo Perth | Social Justice Warlock | Nazi Puncher | Devourer of the Avaricious | Any/All Omnigender | Omnisexual | Omnishambles | Autistic | Disabled | Chronically Ill | Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend | Technically An Adult | Show Me Your Pets 🖤

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 5h
FYI Aaron is being a lolcow again rn
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 5h
This hasn't actually been done but can we really expect any better from the asset manager who told me to chuck asbestos in my household bin I'm so tired I'm already in bed for dinner again lol At least I stapled chicken wire to the fence so the cat doesn't bother the neighbour's dog
Rat traps that are safe to use around our cat - Asset manager has advised this was completed as a once off
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 7h
Amazing. Things I've sporadically reported lately: - accounts & their posts name- or keyword-searching so they can harass other users - accounts & their posts targeting individual users by name - accounts & their posts dogpiling other users per Aaron's own shiny new policy
Email to me from Bluesky as follows:

Hi,

We've reviewed reporting activity from your account {@handle} and found a pattern consistent with bad-faith reporting. Specifically, your account has been submitting a significant volume of reports against content that does not violate Bluesky's Community Guidelines, in an apparent attempt to have non-violative content removed.

This conduct falls under our Anti-Harassment policy, which states:

Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderation tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, or use automated harassment systems.
As a result, your ability to submit reports has been muted for 7 days. Reports submitted from your account during this time will not be reviewed or actioned by our moderation team. This action does not otherwise limit your ability to post, follow, or use Bluesky.

Please note: if we identify continued bad-faith reporting from this account, your account will be temporarily suspended under Anti-Harassment (2.B.ii) of Bluesky's Community Guidelines.

If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days using our in-app appeal tool. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

Bluesky Moderation Team
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 7h
When you give a builder a chainsaw and instructions to "prune branches overhanging fence"
A photo of a yellow metal fence with a dark browny purple ornamental plum tree pushing its branches against it from the other side. Some of the branches have been haphazardly cut above the fence line which doesn't really solve the problem of the branches pushing on the fence because they're still pushing on the fence, they're just shorter now. It's a bright sunny day under a deep blue sky.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 13h
Wardong (raven) vs djidi-djidi (wagtail) 0 | over 9,000
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 13h
Saves 1,500 jobs, dooms entire world to climate hell. Seems worth it.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 14h
Oh don't worry, we know one of your dogs is a bit yappy. Ask me how we know, neighbour who knocked on our door at 6am, 6:30am & 7am before leaving a note to tell us our cat got into your yard for the first time ever. Should I knock on your door next time your yappy dog goes off at 2am or nah?
No worries! He's a gorgeous cat. He sat with my daughter and I before we lowered him gently back over the fence. He could hang out anytime but one of our dogs is a bit yappy.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 14h
I don't want to piss on a feel-good chain thread but "what poster did you have on you wall growing up" made me lol because while we rented I wasn't allowed because landlord and when mum owned I wasn't allowed because we weren't even allowed to touch the walls so she didn't have to clean them 😂
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 15h
Embarrassing "The Queensland government department delivering the state's first cyber security strategy lost more than $800,000 in a cyber attack" #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
Queensland government department loses $800k in cyber attack
The review, released on Friday, said no government data or sensitive information was compromised during the incident.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026
The rage has abandoned me and left behind a hollow sadness so I'm going to bed for dinner. Goodnight Bluesky.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026
So sick of this shit from these flogs. "The RBA has also dismissed the idea that landlords pass their increased borrowing costs on to renters." Go look at r/shitrentals to see the emails tenants get from their landleech hiking their rent "because interest rates". www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
The RBA just raised rates. It affects more than your home loan
While the RBA's decisions are most felt through mortgage repayments, their impact extends well beyond home loans.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026
Great now I have to pee and there are guests (contractors) right there
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As the midterms approach, I want to remind folks that pandemics have historically given rise to fascism The fear associated with death and disability on a massive scale makes it easier for authoritarians to seize power Vote accordingly Protect disabled & marginalized people. Get them to the polls
politico.com
Fed study ties 1918 flu pandemic to Nazi Party gains
The paper examined municipal spending levels and voter extremism in Germany from the time of the initial influenza outbreak until 1933.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026
Every single interaction I am forced to have with CHL and their associates is fucking agony
A screenshot of an email as follows

Subject: [redacted] Works Today

From: Claire [redacted]
To: [redacted], Info WA

Time: 08:20

Hi [redacted] 

Could you please send me the work order [redacted] received for today? I booked in the plumbers to deal with the main drain pipe but apparently there's more to be done that I haven't been told of. Urgently, please.

Regards

Claire [redacted]
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 28/09/2026
America is so fucking weird
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 28/09/2026
Update 51 just dropped on Elder Scrolls Online and instead of staying up late to play cool new content I'm going to bed early so I can wake up early to let the plumbers in at 8am tomorrow I swear to fuck they better dig this drainpipe out and fix it all the way this time
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 28/09/2026
This only got resolved this year by the WA State Operations Manager who recently quit. It began as soon as we moved in (March 2019). I made multiple formal complaints & appeals, dobbed to the Housing Authority, Community Housing Registrar, & Consumer Protection. It took less than a month to fix.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 28/09/2026
Dying to know the goss on why CHL's Director/Chair, also on the Audit, Risk & Compliance and Governance Committees, has stepped down considering they also currently have an interim CEO. Staff turnover at this place is atrocious & disruptive, especially in WA. #AusHousing chl.org.au/news/chair-s...
chl.org.au
Chair succession at Community Housing Ltd | Community Housing Limited
CHL delivers safe, secure and affordable places for people to call home and belong, because every life deserves a solid foundation.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 27/09/2026
I want to visit places in the world but not for their modern anthropological history (maybe if the food is good). I want to go see ancient forests, foggy moors, peat bogs, remote beaches, volcanoes, deep caverns, mountains, waterfalls. They should invent tech where an abled person POVs for me.
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💜 phonakins 🍉🌲 @phonakins.com · 27/09/2026
“People with serious health needs should not be sleeping on the floor of an overcrowded house or facing the prospect of moving away from the health services and support networks they rely on.
amsant.org.au
‘Housing is health infrastructure’: AMSANT says YiSSA closure exposes NT social housing crisis - AMSANT
MEDIA STATEMENT 22 SEPTEMBER 2026 ‘Housing is health infrastructure’: AMSANT says YiSSA closure exposes NT social housing crisis The Aboriginal Medical Services Alliance Northern Territory (AMSANT) sa...
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 27/09/2026
"this known scam turned out to be a scam, I got/feel scammed!" Skill issue. Be a less shit person and run under a less shit banner. #AusPol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
theguardian.com
‘Cash grab’: One Nation demands up to $630,000 from Victorian election candidates
Exclusive: Many applicants left feeling ‘used, lied to, misled and gaslit’, complaint letter seen by Guardian Australia says
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 27/09/2026
Yasssss let us party! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
This bar's renovations could be blueprint for disability-friendly venues
A Sydney nightclub used a grant from the NSW government to undergo an extensive renovation — with their redesign focused on accessibility.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
"stop commenting on people's bodies" means EVERYONE
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
"And we're just going to keep flogging the dead privatisation horse while we circlejerk about saving the disableds without it costing government budgets too much" - Labor, Liberals, Nationals, One Nation, et al probably #AusPol #NDIS www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
NDIS housing provider goes bust as liquidator questions missing cash
Dozens of investors put their savings into the Fairy Meadow House project in Wollongong which raised some $10 million, but nothing was ever built.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
Thiel is Ar-Pharazon and will doom us all
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
Not only am I bringing my iced coffee to the job interview, I'm bringing my lunch because you scheduled it at lunchtime. I'm using your microwave. It's tuna mornay.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
She's a 10 but she mains gruul aggro ramp in casual
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
My birthday is 3rd of October and my sister's is a month (give or take) prior (I was overdue, she was early) My dad got a pity root once a year and it wasn't even on his birthday (also October)
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
Lfg I'm bringing the smoke
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
I can't understand the type of person who will spend the effort patching Facebook and Messenger apps on Morphe instead of just quitting Facebook Like what redeeming quality does that platform have to make it worth it? Seriously
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
Autism has the best memes
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
Footy fans are screaming outside and he hates it
A photo of a white and orange cat doing a concerned loaf on a fuzzy black blanket on a black couch. He's looking past you to the open front door because people outside are screaming about the football grand final. He is heckin concerned.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
Forgot it was grand final day and was mildly concerned to hear a bunch of male voices yell-chanting in the murky weather
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
One of my favourite genres of reading material is biting obiter dicta. Show me your faves 👇
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
He's alternating between snoring and growling in his sleep
A photo of a white and orange cat curled up all tight, sleeping hard with his face tucked into his hand. He's partially covered by the purple and black zebra stripe quilt he's on because it's a chilly morning.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026
So many deleted reskeets today Stand by your bullshit, cowards
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 24/09/2026
I live in a suburb on a residential street that became an unintended thoroughfare with the advent of consumer satnav. People get directed via this route full of roundabouts and turns because there's a private country club and a public conservation park taking up the centre of the suburb.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 24/09/2026
The fucking what #AusPol
First panel is a white blonde woman looking down and smiling uncomfortably at something

Second panel is zoomed right into her face

Text overlaid reads "The WHAT"
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026
Why is the squirty cream always gone
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026
This is the kind of surreptitiously disruptive energy I bring to any professional group setting or TTRPG session and it gives me lots of dopamine when someone cottons on (whether they hate or love it is irrelevant)
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026
How good would it be if we all had access to health information from people qualified to give it instead of the tsunami of bullshit on social media And how good would it be if all those qualified health practitioners cared about truly helping their patients instead of judging or grifting them
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starting talk reporting here! Opening: Amy Adams of NINDS wonders if the same "butler did it" in each of the multi-system diseases covered by the conference. Adams discusses her appreciation for people with lived experience,the "true experts", hopes to continue to learn from them. 🧪
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026
cry laughing at my desk because i was not expecting magicMUNT while shopping for a phone mount for my car
Included with this kit is One large and Two small magicPLATEs, a replacement 3M sticker for both the magicMUNT Orignial and magicMOUNT Surface as well as Two alcohol cleaning swabs.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026
What was the point in people voting red when they're just going to act blue? Don't @ me about voting orange. Anyone voting orange is deeply unserious and I will not engage. Vote for people who will force Labor into having a spine and doing what's good for the punters, not the pollies FFS. #AusPol
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 22/09/2026
Can we just fuck the seppo recolonisation off entirely? Thanks
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 22/09/2026
He'll yeag I found a blunt axe LFG @middleearth.quest
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 21/09/2026
Today Fred briefly ran away from home by getting under a gap in the fence and couldn't get back through He spent his time at the neighbour's place terrorising her by trying to get into her house Turns out they moved in a week ago and she's afraid of cats Nice one, dickhead
A photo of a white and orange cat relaxing on a magenta blanket on a navy blue couch. He's looking pretty comfy, like he might have a snooze. He's had a busy day of being an unrepentant little shit.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 21/09/2026
2026 and doctors are still referring to compulsions as addictions
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 20/09/2026
It's incredibly embarrassing for our government to be bidding for a seat on the UN Security Council when we've been doing crimes against humanity on refugees for decades #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
Australia begins campaign for seat at world's most powerful table
Anthony Albanese plans to trade on Australia's good name and international reputation when he officially launches the campaign for a two-year term on the powerful United Nations Security Council.
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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 20/09/2026
If you can't freak out about something without resorting to ableist slurs maybe your account should stay deactivated forever tbh
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