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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 1h
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
Panel 2
 
August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Inktober 2026 Day 1: Apple
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so comfy
a poorly drawn cat sleeping peacefully in an awkward, twisted positiona white cat sleeping peacefully on floral bedding while in a very peculiar pose
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
spooky season is coming… what about being very spooky for only $13? www.threadless.com/shop/@poorly...
little spooky kitten orange tshirt
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone who can laugh at themselves will never cease to be amused. Says Skeletor who doesn’t trust those who can’t laugh at themselves - I consider it a mental illness.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a poorly drawn cat facing forward with tiny ears, narrow eyes and a serious expressionclose up and wide angle photo of an orange tabby cat staring directly into the camera, with its face filling most of the frame
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 23/09/2026
spoopy season is here 👻 #art #pokemon
Illustration of some ghost pokemon
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
August - Alligator dad
 
May - Alligator grandma
 
Transcript
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's home.
 
Gustopher is greeting his Grandma at the door. She is holding a plate with two cinnamon rolls. 

Gustopher: GRANDMA!

May: I got fresh cinnamon rolls.
 
Panel 2
 
August arrives to show his appreciation for the cinnamon rolls.
 
August: Thank you, Mom.
 
May: Enjoy! They're a lot of work so it will be a while before I make them again.
 
Gustopher starts to take a big bite.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher has taken a big bite of his cinnamon roll and his eyes open wide in appreciation. There are sparkles all around him and the words "So good!" appear above his head.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks to the heavens as he savors the flavor and August looks on in concern.
 
Gustopher: All other food is ruined for me.
 
August: Oh no.
 
May: I'll get you the recipe.
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Chris Weisiger @byobattleship.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Torment Hexus is a cyberpunk match-3 roguelike about kicking technofascist CEOs out of windows! All done by hand, collaborating with other artists is a big part of my motivation to do gamedev in the first place! store.steampowered.com/app/3238420/...
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Torment Hexus on Steam
Technofascist cyberpunk CEOs must die! Charge spells with the match-3 grid, then cast them on your enemies in turn-based tactical roguelike combat. Climb the tower, kill the boss, and maybe make the w...
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 20/09/2026
Joke on you I have really drawn one.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026
honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care
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UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lifting your friends
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a poorly drawn cat doing an impressive splita tabby-and-white cat sitting on a tiled floor while doing a split
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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2bitmarksman @2bitmarksman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hell yeah
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 15/09/2026
also proud to present Fangamer's first ever shower curtain!! I liked my drawings for the Waterfall tumbler so much, I proposed this product www.fangamer.com/collections/...
Undertale shower curtain paired with the Napstablook bathmatClose-up on the curtain
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s good Bluesky
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.s... • 5d
I'm not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 1/2
Bob's BBQ
Emporium
Catering & Events 608-477-0782
ALT
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THUS SPAKE BOB 2/2
bobsbbq3.bsky.social@bobsbbq3.b... 3d
Bob here. I still have the original pencil drawing I did of the pig. Scanned it and sent it to my daughter who converted it to the logo with photoshop. My goal was to make it simple and recognizable. (Guess it worked out)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Trump Promises Americans $5,000 If GOP Maintains Control Of Congress theonion.com/trump-promises-america…
“Yes, bribery is crucial to American elections, but we mustn’t forget blackmail and extortion either.”

Ezra Clay, Avocado Pitter
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026
$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the ankle-length jort, which should probably be called the american hakama
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2026
askinnyblackman:  "republicans will be like "good news, everyone! we have passed legislation that will make it legal for us to shoot you in the chest" and dems will respond with "we have listened to the SCIENTISTS and the SCIENCE says that being shot in the chest is bad! and that is why we are proposing a BOLD counter-legislation that would provide FREE bulletproof vests to individuals making less than $30,000 per year!" and leftists are like "um yeah I guess if those are our only options I'll pick the dems but why is it legal for you to shoot us in the chest? maybe they shouldn't be able to do that in the first place? where's that option?" and dems will be like "shut up and vote blue no matter who you stupid fucking hippie" and then you find out that the private company that makes the bullets and the vests funds both parties"
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
eat noodle
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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2bitmarksman @2bitmarksman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rollin up to the LAN in my Comfin
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A little french trivia about Zelda OOT: France is the only country where the Duku nuts have another name, we call them "Mojo" nuts. Why? Because Deku sounds like "Des cou" and is close to "des couilles" meaning balls. So Nintendo didn't want us joking about "balls's nut" Voilà !
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
Palm Tree Fires Off Warning Coconut
Palm Tree Fires Off Warning Coconut
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tiger run (based on a comic trend by k2comix)
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Emkay✨ @theemkay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just saw the claude logo and forgot how stupid and bad it looks. its like they tried to draw garfield's asshole but still managed to fuck it up
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9.0 @ninepointoh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The perfect way to close a business deal.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
strike a pose
a poorly drawn cat with an oversized paw, toe beans AND claws!a black cat sitting on a tiled floor with one hind paw raised very close to the camera, showing its toe beans and claws, while the cat's body appears farther away in the background
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It would be nice to have people in charge who weren’t totally insane
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 26/08/2026
No fucking way. No actual fucking way. Oh this one hits me hard
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026
That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance.
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Rice @ricederp.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
first dnd session. everyone find how i react to enemy miss funny so i drawing it :V
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