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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just learned that of the stations that carry these, not every machine in the station has the limited editions... You're welcome for the extra $10 @wmata.com
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Abby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes you see a post in the wild and realize people have a very different experience in how they engage the world
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
YOU CAN BLOW INTO THE CONTROLLER TO PLAY THE OCORINA DAY 1 BUY THIS IS THE BULLSHIT IM LOOKING FOR
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
TSUPOINT CAN'T KEEP A SHORT KING DOWN
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/09/2026
if you only ever stream movies you don't get to know the sublime joy of reading lots of abstruse forum posts about 8-bit shadow banding. artificial grain layers mean nothing to you. artifacting probably just refers to collecting old shit in your hollow, empty life
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The next clippers first round pick likely started 4th grade this week.
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Clark Yell @clarkyell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! (sorry, knee jerk reaction whenever I hear see Balmer's name)
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Clippers lol
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I were a Pokémon my 4 moves would be: - Swords Dance - Shadow Claw - Destiny Bond - Z Let's Snuggle Forever / Play Rough
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Enes Canter saying he's here to defend womens sports is a fascinating change from when he was in the NBA and couldn't defend anything
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Billy @y2b.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Falcons dead
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can't keep a short king down
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Got stuck out of bsky account for a bit but I'm back for the few who noticed my absence
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am NOT going to turn into an American elections focused account. But I am really tired of people on here who have no idea how to read polls saying the polls are all wrong.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/08/2026
i've consulted phd scientists, engineers, great philosophers, artists, influential men of faith, athletes, politicians, and a highly esteemed shaman. no one knows why sometimes an automatic toilet just keeps flushing when you're on it
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Firefox @firefox.com · 10/08/2026
Our support for uBlock Origin isn't going anywhere.
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I should learn how to ride a bike
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Miyamoto. I am here to share news on the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. Please unlock your front door.
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 02/08/2026
crosswalks are unsafe for pedestrians and i propose doing away with them. pedestrians should share the road with traffic, abide by car rules, and run at speed
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This dog just replaced Aiming for KT
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you are lazy, you do the push ups. Real ones know. Compound interest clears all.
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 29/07/2026
Would you rather, for the rest of your life: 1) Get $50 for every hot dog you eat (meat and bun) 2) Get $2 for every pushup you do
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a human backpacker kneels before a family of orangutans. They are exchanging a gentle handshake of sorts so that the human may supplicate himself to the chief orangutan. Journal entry text reads: “Week 4: I am accepted into the tribe.” Panel 2: journal entry: “Week 5: I introduce the tribe to 2012-13 Lebron highlights.” The human is holding his phone horizontally, displaying a YouTube compilation of LeBron James highlights from his legendary season with the Miami Heat. The orangutans are gathered closely around the phone, watching excitedly.
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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
YO PAELLA MAN
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/07/2026
based on the trailer alone I don't think Chris Nolan even played Mario Odyssey
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 


JON FINISHES JAR OF SALSA
“I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point,” says Bluesky personality


NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) announced Friday afternoon that he and his family has finished a jar of salsa purchased weeks prior, and plan to purchase a new jar of salsa in short order.


“I finished the last of it today,” Jon said. “I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point.”


Jon offered little insight into whether he’ll stick with the same brand of salsa, or reach for another label. “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll just grab whatever [the grocery store has available], probably.”


Taco nights must be a hit in the Bois household, no? “I mean, yeah, I guess,” Jon offers. “ We put it on our tacos and stuff. All that’s really going on here is that I ran out, so I’m gonna get some more. I don’t think there’s much more to it than that.”


Perhaps Jon would be interested in hearing some of his Bluesky followers’ favorite brands of salsa?


“No, not really.”


Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I haven't paid much attention to the world cup but seeing stuff like this genuinely makes me think most international football fans hate fun.
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Reapered just letting Jose feast in drafts
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NA > EU forever and always #lolesports #msi #msi2026
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"Move I'm Gay" [CRONCH]
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What if Coffee/Tea and energy drinks inverted branding. Sipping Red Bull in a charming cozy cafe. Watching snow fall on a winters morn with a homemade Celsius A guy drives a BMX bike out of a plane and onto a half pipe with NESPRESSO plastered over it. He used to race for Chai Boba F1 Team.
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
League classic real wow
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Cloud9 roster change hype came and went before my lunch break oof those games sucked
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ban Xin Ban Lulu camp top G2 goes 0-6 I'm afraid
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NBA @nba.com · 24/06/2026
📸 AJ Dybantsa x Washington Wizards
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This man shall bring DC a championship and turn the reflecting pool blue again
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i don’t think that donald trump has been doing a good job with the reflecting pool
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Cheesemeister @cheesemeister.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Meme image: Tim Robinson as Hot Dog Guy from I Think You Should Leave, superimposed in front of the algae-filled Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this."
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I use Logitech G Hub for my racing wheel and can't imagine having to use this shit for an common actual peripheral like a mouse or keyboard.
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Double spicy take, if Riot does not give 100T an NA partnership spot in Valorant next year I expect they will exit all esports by end of 2027
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Billy @y2b.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Crazy how there was only 1 major in 2026
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A certain game developer has repeatedly blocked the Saudis from buying into multiple of their esports but you never hear about that for some reason....
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just watched my first rounds of CS not on mute on a friends monitor in years and heard a crowd... Cheering for Falcons? The hell?
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279 Ways 2 Gay @279ways2gay.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just checked HLTV for the first time in a week cause my CS coworker is out and that cologne playoff bracket is criminal.
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Janeese4DC @janeese4dc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We are not going to get ICE off our streets or protect Home Rule by fearing this President. Threatening DC because you do not like how our residents vote is an attack on democracy itself. The people of DC elect the Mayor of DC. And they want someone who will stand up to Donald Trump.
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