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Shrimply Delicious

@1tonsoup.bsky.social
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My existence is a crime & punishable by death in 68 countries 🏳️‍🌈 . The horror persists, but so do I.

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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Life is too short to be hard on yourself Let someone else be hard in you
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sapporo ichiban still makes the best grocery store bought ramens ; fuck top ramen
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember my father telling me how anti trust laws worked as a kid. Something like "Well son, we have laws where one electric company can't just buy all the OTHER electric companies. Then they could just charge whatever they want because there'd be no competition." We were a very optimistic people.
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morninnnnn
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When my time comes, don’t cry for me. I just want a “Hey here’s something funny” on my tombstone .
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s a nuance: she openly admit she will use any money she made out of it to fund any trans groups Either you’re willfully obtuse or just straight up dumb at this point .
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“This is not a dark chapter in Cornell’s history, it’s a morbid pattern” Editorial Board at The Cornell Sun absolutely fucking your shit UP www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
We refuse for this victim to be reduced to just another story.
Cornell has failed to protect its students. Cornell has failed to address the growing issue of sexual assault on campus with its pathetic task force. Cornell has failed the student allegedly raped by those seven men at Chi Phi in October 2024. Cornell has failed her. Cornell has failed us.

To Matthew Ingalls, Jonathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar: We know who you are and we refuse to let you benefit from this University's concealment.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Lilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The FWS ruling & the English government's meddling in Scottish law over trans folk being able to change birth cert, the pausing of trans healthcare in Wales and the UK SC ruling's incompatibility with NI law proves trans folk will eventually unite Ireland and lead to Scots/Welsh independence.
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
A little boy with a bowl cut stands next to a large man with red hair and a red shirt. They are both of a different animation style. The little boy is Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. The large man is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Lunch Time Adventures
ALT: Lunch Time Adventures
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hiiii
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welcome backkkk
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B.C. Wallin @bcwallin.com · 02/09/2026
Every time I see this poster, this is all I can think of
The Last Temptation of Christ poster but the red thorns are covered with '90s Cherry Coke
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They look like they get burnt easily in the sun lmao
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Indeed, makes you feel better and sleep better too
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Imma be honest with you, I just had tacobell
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
cats in hard hats with hot dogs say "You're either Eating gas station roller dawgs with us, Or you're Eating gas station roller dawgs AGAINST US"
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The early 00s to early 10s was truly Timbaland wra
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BITCH!!!!!!!!
ugly fucking cybertruck with hippie shit all over it and the license plate GRLBOS
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hella awesome
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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As the queer kid my parents went no contact with I can tell you I’ve never once not one single time ever seen an essay to parents about why cutting contact off with your lgbtq child isn’t the answer. Not even to say ‘putting a child on the streets is dangerous for them.’
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/08/2026
Washington State appears poised to elect its first ever trans legislator this year! Jaelyn Scott, if elected, would be the first black trans woman elected to a state legislature in the US. She took over 87% of the primary vote out of her Seattle district. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Washington Is Poised To Elect The First Out Black Trans Woman To A State Legislature In The US
“We will not let authoritarians dictate how we legislate in this state,” Jaelynn Scott said.
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 17/08/2026
the hero swings both ways #zelda
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Accurate af
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was like “hey, like Kim Petra’s” and that’s cool. Pick whatever name you wanted idk it’s your personal choice, you know what I mean?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 12/08/2026
Incredible. When E—n M—k & his crew obliterated USAID in a weekend, they deleted a vast trove of publicly-funded knowledge: the Development Experience Clearinghouse. A Canadian high school student (!) happened to have downloaded the entire thing for a project. AidData has now posted it for all.
aiddata.org
Before reimagining development data, remember what we’ve learned
Why we’re publishing a free, searchable, and ungated archive featuring a quarter-century of USAID evaluation reports.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Liking articles and tweets of politics and porn so my timeline will stay balanced
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I remember hearing a story about someone who would be in Faire garb, and would pull anyone in a Starfleet uniform into a quiet corner, flash a commbadge, and say "you idiot, you're violating the Temporal Prime Directive, who is your CO, we need to have a CONVERSATION."
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
burger turtle son or strawberry snail daughter
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tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers
Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Im glad Lanipator just being a chill bear daddy
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m glad she’s finally out .
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The old heads were right; high waisted jeans and tucked in tshirts are the epitome of fitting silhouette nicely My body proportions looks better And NO MORE BUTTCRACKS WHEN IM BENDING OVER
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Overheard some younguns at work talking about camos and one of them all excited since they cop a "vintage UCP" and I'm just laughing inside You should get French camo pants , they’re a bit close to woodland pattern wise but imho they’re better
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Shrimply Delicious @1tonsoup.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ACKKKKK be still my heart
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