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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12h
Finding lost kids? Ken Paxton said
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Not On My Watch
Alt: Not On My Watch
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11h
Michael Penix Jr miming shooting an arrow, the score is 38-17 Falcons over Saints
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing Voltron for the first time:
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm starting to buy this.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 050
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're kissing root vegetables in the Kibbie Dome, it's like Super Mario Bros 2 out there
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Brian Pickett @website.cool · 03/10/2026
now this is wrestling
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The touchdown and 2 point conversion to win for Idaho
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
all the steelers pass catchers are fat bc rodgers is old and his eyes are bad, he can’t see them otherwise
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
aaron rodgers moves like your computer cursor when you’re trying to use a mouse on a glass table
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MIke Tomlin coached Ben Roth, Lavone Bell, Antonio Brown and Rodgers and said yeah. I need to escape
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lehigh Football Nation @lfn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What the hell am I doing here" king
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Chenning
ALT: Chenning
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MOM i nEED you to go to Michaels NOW. i NEED the poster board and glue sticks. iF you wanna know why just WATCH CONGRESS TOMORROW. yOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL ALL SEE
weird little congressional aide
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know it smell crazy in there
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HR: yeah, we’re gonna go with someone else Me, with an entire hot pot set up: was it the gap in my resume? HR: yes.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cc: @sickoscommittee.org stash this jpeg for MAAC games
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone wondered how Garfield did the trick and the haunting truth is that there actually were three Garfields every night but only one ate the lasagna while the other two drowned
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I accidentally hit triangle
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ME, in a tie waiting outside a conference room: “this meeting could change my life”

MY BRAIN, giving a thumbs up: YOU'LL BE FINE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T DO THE THING YOU DID IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SITUATION
12 YEARS AGO THAT YOU HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT SINCE.
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gotta listen to Kash Patel honey pot
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-man-who-...
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The Man Who Bowled a Perfect Game on 9/11
And never bowled a perfect game again
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they did it. they reached the pinnacle of Seahawks Game Pre-Commercial Footage Of People Throwing Fish At The Famous Seattle Fish Market. there is no need for any more after this, the genre has been perfected
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Rhim] Jim Harbaugh: "It's September. It's time to play our first game. And I support no cause, foreign or domestic, other than the greatness of the Los Angeles Chargers." twitter.com/krisrhim1/st...
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Fantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 08/09/2026
Any relation to Wade Boggs?
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DiamanteLoco @diamanteloco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Danny V @dmv8286.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mr. Bowden I think we’re back in business!
Ellie Sattler shortly after turning the power back on for Jurassic Park, shortly before a Velociraptor jumps out from behind here and chases her out of the building.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
episode 069
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Stanford is going to get a toxic dose of Malachi Toney tonight
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fellas. Is it bad to have the subject of your “news“ also be its stakeholders?
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026
"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase
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The findings? For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a
"minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had someone on here yesterday tell me they didn’t like a post. Sister, same, I don’t like any of these posts.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
when we get some [airhorns] MEANS TESTIIINNNNNGGGGG
stock image of man fistpumping
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In an inset frame on a deep purple background is a digital straight lift of a Patrick Nagel painting with all the hallmarks, a 3/4 profile of an alabaster-skinned lady looking back at the viewer. He has a short, shiny black, sexy business lady hairstyle, maroon lipstick, darkly outlined pale colored eyes, a big blue, triangular earring, and she’s wearing a sort of gray jacket over a matching camisole type thing, with a ribbon around her neck of the same gray. The background is flat panels of pale blue, lighter gray, and deeper maroon. Some laser-like lines curved over the design casting shadows. Above and below the inset is very 80s tracked-out sans-serif type saying  [above] ‘MAYBE’ and [below] ‘IT WILL HAPPEN’. And then at the very bottom set against a big, hot-pink brushstroke shape with a drop shadow is the word ‘TODAY’ done in slashy purple brushstroke lines that are casting a darker pink drop shadow onto the previously mentioned pink brushstroke. The 80s man. Nothing like it.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 5
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Phantomisland.show
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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did an AI write this? Probably
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ladies, if he answers your text, he’s not a professional athlete 
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m gonna keep it a buck here, if somebody wants the title Creative Director, they should never be allowed to be a Creative Director 
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/08/2026
if i ran this account i would just shut it down after this post. it's never getting better, go out on top
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