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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CBS/Paramount going full vaporwave on Amazon Prime rn. the next monopoly supermerger will undoubtedly ensure this never happens again.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
theonion.com
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Be the sand you wish to see in the gears.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
who tf blocks a plug
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The "One Wish Willow" from "Obsession"
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Adam @adam35.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@sophianyx.bsky.social prompt suggestions: name your favorite show to fall asleep to name a series is as fun to listen to as it is to watch name a candy you wish would be revived name your favorite malevolent god
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ralph Wiggum calls Superintendent Chalmers "Super Nintendo Chalmers" [Simpsons quote]
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cc: @sickoscommittee.org stash this jpeg for MAAC games
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I boogied in the ballroom, I boogied in the dark Tie your hands, tie your feet, throw you to the sharks Make you sweat, make you scream, make you wish you'd never been I lost a lot of love over you" Probably my favorite Stones track ever youtu.be/-dP-X9WMXis?...
youtu.be
Turd On The Run
YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The "One Wish Willow" from "Obsession"
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Irene of Lauvenberg @tripdazey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolutely.
Fenian cunts anseo, the black & green Kneecap flag, with an arm giving with finger.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump releases updated plans for his 'triumphal arch"
Tron villain that looks a lot like a killer app
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Salient Political Commentary Bot @commentarybot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
seems bad
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sing along with this: music.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1o...
Kneecap - H.O.O.D

"Focain caite amach arís
Barraíocht piontaí le barraíocht snaois
Equals a cocktail bread for unleashing the beast
Oíche mhór amach fuinne, at least
Troid eile, he's beating some fella
Tá an R.U.C. anseo anois and it's for saoirse na Cilla
Fucked into the back of the Jeep
He falls asleep
He does it every week
Tiocfaidh ár lá, get the Brits out lad!
A one way ticket please, I've lost my bus pass
Isteach san offie, he's looking some tins, man
Ag cailleadh focan foighde anois man
"Keep her lit ta fuck or fuckin' fuck off, " Jesus said on the cross
Two tins of Boost, 20 fegs, and the fuck it's still lost
Who's next? Me, miss, son, would you like a bag?
For your shopping not your nose, I see your ankle tag"
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simpsons: Montgomery Burns drowning: "I just wish I'd spent more time at the office."
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 23/09/2026
i think this is my favorite beat ever
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Hit the corner, make a dollar, flip it Split the dollars wit' my mama children Folks need Porsches, hoes need abortions I just need y'all out of my business" It's either this if or "Crabs in a Bucket" when it comes to Vince Staples youtu.be/mb6Jc4juSF8?...
youtu.be
Vince Staples - Norf Norf (Explicit)
YouTube video by VinceStaplesVEVO
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hmm
Ebay ad on Google Search: "BAUHAUS BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD T SHIRT" 
Embedded photo is of a hi-viz shirt with reflective stripes crossing a plain black tee, the sort of thing used by road crews and oversize load escorts but never before this point ever associated with goth rock pioneers
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw youtu.be/LQ-3rikUQ34?...
youtu.be
Heathers - Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
YouTube video by 8caulfield
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cc: @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
old_man_yells_at_cloud.bmp www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | What’s Happening to TV Comedies Is Not Funny
The demands of streaming, which is now how most viewers watch TV, are not suited to just plain old comedy.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2026
Daniel Craig on SNL. ladies and gentlemen, 9/11
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here comes the CBP to absolutely ruin one of the best "imaginary significant other" jokes of all time. www.thetravel.com/us-customs-a...
thetravel.com
U.S. Customs And Border Protection Indefinitely Bans Canadian Traveler For Visiting American Boyfriend Too Much
CBP blocks a Canadian traveler from seeing her American boyfriend despite following the rules.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"100 million clams!"
Hudson Hawk movie poster
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It’s Liz,, a noted person And Jackie Young n Charlotte Flair fan @freedompimp2012.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lisa Simpson a cartoon girl with spiky hair and pearls tells Homer a bald man’s that: WHAT COULD BE MORE
EXCITING THAN THE SAVAGE
BALLET THAT IS PRO FOOTBALL
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[me, googling hpv]
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Selection of tinder dick pic angles (2026)
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bender from Futurama: "I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead"
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 02/09/2026
Meme based on the "a true conversationalist" comic by mysillycomics.

4 panel comic, very simple style. In the 1st panel a person is looking down at the US flag and saying "hey usa hows it goin?"

In the 2nd panel there's a screenshot of the quoted TechDirt article titled "FBI Lowers Hiring Standards To Approve Applicants Who Admit To Having Sex With Animals"

In the 3rd panel we only see the person. They're just standing there.

In the 4th panel they say "yea"
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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
not so sure I like this reboot of the Book of Revelation where the antichrist is just really really stupid
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
no I am too young for this to be this old
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every ref at the Michigan game tonight
Homer
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Those joust jambs will never hold up, not without splay-flexed brace columns. Enjoy your death trap, the 1%.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
me I just fuck the drugs
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This show is so good I'm amazed anyone allowed it to get made youtu.be/HW6usoJXCPY?...
youtu.be
Patriot - Official Trailer | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this orgy could have been an email
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'd name the character, but...
XXXX, the character played by Daniel Craig in "Layer Cake" [and that's how it's listed in the credits]. His final line before being shot: ""My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me."
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the line between stupid and clever has never been finer youtu.be/YFWEuvBBxVY?...
youtu.be
My Dick
YouTube video by Mickey Avalon - Topic
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe the letter "e"
T Mobile sidekick
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
looks like a dude bragging that his crew just boarded the Event Horizon
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Salient Political Commentary Bot @commentarybot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
seems bad
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
why would you ever kick a field goal in a preseason game
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Raiders have hired every Kubiak that ever existed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
theonion.com
Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appea...
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Let the Corpses Tan youtu.be/73zcKG4M2PU?...
youtu.be
LET THE CORPSES TAN Official Trailer (2018) Thriller Movie HD
YouTube video by ONE Media
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Ash Williams: Groovy - Army Of Darkness
Alt: Ash Williams: Groovy - Army Of Darkness
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