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Kimmy W @ghostynewt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Screenshot of an email:

Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me

Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;

I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.

According to our records,

1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members

Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜

If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)

—-

Regards,
   ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
   Partner Infra Platform Experiences team

As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™

New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!

Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
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PressurizedPleasure 🍈💞🍑 @presspleasure.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Y'all gonna start acknowledging the parallels yet? Y'all gonna start defending art, intimacy, and sex as basic human expressions? Y'all gonna start realizing that these deranged puritans don't have an ounce of goodwill in their bodies and literally just want to control every aspect of our lives?
A screenshot of the first three paragraphs from Wikipedia's article on "Degenerate art" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art).

It reads:

Degenerate art (German: Entartete Kunst) was a term adopted in the 1920s by the Nazi Party in Germany to describe modern art. During the dictatorship of Adolf Hitler, German modernist art, including many works of internationally renowned artists, was removed from state-owned museums and banned in Nazi Germany on the grounds that such art was an "insult to German feeling", un-German, Freemasonic, Jewish, or Communist in nature. Those identified as degenerate artists were subjected to sanctions that included dismissal from teaching positions, being forbidden to exhibit or to sell their art, and in some cases being forbidden to produce art.

Degenerate Art also was the title of a 1937 exhibition held by the Nazis in Munich, consisting of 650 modernist artworks that the Nazis had taken from museums, that were poorly hung alongside graffiti and text labels mocking the art and the artists.[1] Designed to inflame public opinion against modernism, the exhibition subsequently traveled to several other cities in Germany and Austria.

While modern styles of art were prohibited, the Nazis promoted paintings and sculptures that were traditional in manner and that exalted the "blood and soil" values of racial purity, militarism, and obedience. Similar restrictions were placed upon music, which was expected to be tonal and free of any jazz influences; disapproved music was termed degenerate music. Films and plays were also censored.[2]
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This is why ID verification laws are bad. No website can truly have the security it needs to keep ANY information safe. Not a single one.
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
US video game hardware total units sold and average price paid, Nov 1995 through Nov 2025.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I don't like QT dunking anymore but I have to go back to the old me because people are making me act up.
1st Ed. PHB listing of cleric spells. Dimension Door is not in the list.
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Let Her Love Illuminate the Darkest Time of Year 🕯️ #art
a digitally drawn holiday card for the Feast Day of the Listening Lady. She is a beautiful gay woman with very long black hair and cyan skin. She is wearing nothing but a white cone-shaped mask. She’s inset in a circle frame surrounded by desert mallow and ribbons. Text around the border says “she loves us all” over and over, text below says “May the love and light of the listening lady keep you warm and safe this holiday season.” The overall vibe is reminiscent of a prayer card.
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
okay man
a picture of my jackass cat William resting fully and flatly on his back like some sort of idiot. his feet are sticking straight out in different directions as if he was stanced up, and half of his face is covered by his monstrous mane.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
on that progesterone-induced autism spectrum
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
What on earth brain it's 11:59 on the countdown clock and you're rewriting basic moves? ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME, BRAIN? I WILL DENY YOU CAFFEINE DO NOT TEST ME www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
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Coming soon: Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
My touys,,
Orange cat wirh a blue  ball of yarn atop a colorful bedsheet
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The police will call you about photos you post to private chats. They will do this almost immediately, it seems www.kenklippenstein.com/p/charlie-ki...
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Glad the vice president of the United States, whose salary my taxes fund, is using his position to *checks notes* attack me on the Charlie Kirk show.
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Austin Miller @austinmwav.com · 15/09/2025
hey y'all. as some of you may know, I have been unemployed for about 4 months as the rejections keep coming over and over things start to get... scary I hate doing this, but if you you wanted to throw a couple dollars my way or share this I would be forever grateful to you paypal.me/superboinkmp3
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Pay Austin Miller using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/superboinkmp3 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
the borbs of summer happiness
seals against rock, totally camouflagedfive seals of different colors and a sea gull on the rocksthree seals on a rock one butt facing camerathree rubenesque seals on a rock
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I mean... minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
pretty wild that it so quickly became normalized that immigrants don’t have even basic free speech rights www.axios.com/2025/09/11/c...
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State Department warns immigrants not to mock Kirk's death
Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau posted the warning on Thursday.
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/09/2025
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Hollywood actor Chris Pratt who I have never once seen comment on any mass shooting in America has posted.
post from Chris Pratt: Praying for Charlie Kirk right now, for his wife and young children, for our country. We need God’s grace. God help us.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
In June, a Democratic state rep in Minnesota was murdered, and a state senator was shot. And a couple of days later, Trump said he wouldn't phone Gov. Walz, calling him "whacked out" and "a mess"
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Without comment:
Oct 12, 2022 - Screen grab of a tweet from Jason Campbell:

Still from the Charlie Kirk show Charlie speaking. Underneath the quote from Charlie reads a quote from Charlie’s broadcast that day:

“I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage.”
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
please contact me if you control "dark money" and want to pay me to promote high rise trousers, walkable neighborhoods, and adopting shelter animals
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theresa✨️ MakersQuest @theresadraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
#sangcheng nhs: oh noooo, i can't walk another step... why not just-- jc:
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That Witch 💀🐍 @monkeymakoko.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Saw a cute reference that made me think about them #sangcheng
Black and white drawing of Jiang Cheng kissing and undressing Nie Huaisang while he is holding a jar of wine.
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Sempre é 13 ⭐️ @yoru6666.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I was invested. 🍉💜💚✨ #sangcheng #mdzs
Sangcheng sharing the space inside the watermelon. 
That trend !
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Cameron is nothing without the talents of thousands of VFX workers living on a fraction of a decimal point of his income and who are treated as disposable resources by the industry at large.
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
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🏳️‍⚧️ TRAPPED IN ABUSIVE HOME 🏳️‍⚧️ @rancidreggie.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This is the drug that is a 100% effective treatment for HIV. this is the one you've been seeing in the news. I would LOVE to see an in-depth discussion of exactly what "clinical, financial, and regulatory factors" are keeping them from essentially carrying a cure to a deadly disease.
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Called it guard.io/labs/scamlex...
All we did was fake a simple email from a fresh new ProtonMail address (so it’s clearly not from a bank) posing as a message from a Wells Fargo investment manager. Inside was a link to a genuine phishing page, active in the wild for several days, and still unflagged by Google Safe Browsing.

When Comet received the email, it confidently marked it as a to-do item from the bank and clicked the link without any verification. There was no URL check, no pre-navigation warning -just a direct pass to the attacker’s page. Once the fake Wells Fargo login loaded, Comet treated it as legitimate. It prompted the user to enter credentials, even helping fill in the form.
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Femme 4 Butch but make it toxic vampires #myart #art #vamily #wod #VTM
My vtm character the Laibon vampire  Rosa Nunez ( Nagloper Legacy) she is a black woman with locs and glowing brown/orange eyes and piercings. Behind her shrouded in shadow is her wife/sire Alezya with a single hand placed on her wifes shoulder
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Ruby Chocolate Kitsune ✨ @the.choco.one · 15/08/2025
A Tumblr(?) post that reads "in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you're on pretty fuckin fast"
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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is actually a pretty great illustration of what the remnants of Twitter are doing to a bunch of otherwise-normal people right now. This is the stuff being pushed through its algorithms, so now *the guy with the Democrats account password* feels the need to weigh in on garbage discourse.
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Yuze @yuzepi.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#art
a drawing of Miranda priestly and Andrea sachs from the devil wears Prada. Andy lays disheveled, shirt undone and lingerie and kiss marked covered torso exposed in Miranda’s lap. Miranda is sitting down her thigh acting as a pillow for Andy’s head, she’s caressing Andy’s chin with her hand as she gazes down at her. Miranda has devil horns and a tail that sweeps around Andy’s form. Above Miranda’s head is the text “THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA”
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 22/08/2025
It’s wild how much of the ‘technological change’ of the last 20 years was just money guys making assumptions about the world and willing that into reality
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
BREAKING: BlueSky is blocking access to Mississippi. This is the No. 1 platform for @mississippifreepress.org. We ditched X for BlueSky early this year. And now, at 3 pm on a Friday, poof. I don't know what we'll do next. Keep up with us using our newsletter at mfp.ms/subscribe.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
pretty much everyone understands that a very wealthy person or corporation can subvert democracy by purchasing a politician or even a whole party, fewer people seem ready to accept that if they can do that, then they can just buy the opposition, too
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Jason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It's like a nesting doll of civil-military crises. Just today: 1. Head of DIA fired 2. Trump threatens to deploy Army to Chicago + NYC 3. Blurring of police + military in DC 4. Use of FBI in political attack on Bolton 5. Goons in DC curtailing basic civil rights
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
The Cracker Barrel logo featuring their new slogan “White people are devils created by the great scientist Yakub”
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
That’s just too many words for “is racist”
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/08/2025
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me?
Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.
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