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LA || NJ || UK you know who i am. || venmo: tentwentysixpm

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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
los angeles can should must and will blow up the sun mr show edit bob odenkirk david cross HBO
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLLY-WOOOOOOD
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
los angeles weekly forecast.
martin scorsese’s casino as los angeles heatwave hell on earth
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
mitch mcConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled tweet
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
jason statham looks like SHIT
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it is 1997, i am watching FACE/OFF in the theatre. i want castor troy’s wardrobe. it is 2026, i am watching FACE/OFF on pluto TV. i want castor troy’s wardrobe.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yes hello, bongo! a conpilation from the past couple of weeks.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
logging onto this website because i was DMed by a couple of mutuals pointing me to the thread of an insane person referencing old testament drama??
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i hate alamo but have faith they won't convert the dome for their reddit-ass experience because it's a historic landmark etc., what would REALLY rock is if they also didn't renovate arclight theaters for in-movie service and made you meet up early at the original bar/restaurant like grown-ups
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
now watching.
sex lies and videotape
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
in observance of the holiday i’m watching A Few Good Men for the first time… very funny to make Cruise a Boston bro when he is so clearly from New Jersey
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
rainbow capitalism is getting very abstract!
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
they should’ve left E.T. to die in the river
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
watched the entirety of six feet under for the very first time, and holy goddamn. TELEVISION! now i am starting a LOST rewatch for the first time since pando, for i am a masochist.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
chuck norris has been executed by iran
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
goodfellas june 11
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Valerie 💖 @sevenohthree.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Tim Cook has been a disaster for Apple 🤷🏻‍♀️
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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@1026pm.bsky.social I always get a kick when this shows up somewhere.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
if someone told me justin theroux hangs dong in six feet under, i would’ve watched it FUCKIN YEARS AGO
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
yes hello, bongo!
black cat, sexy bedroom
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
incognito errand woman(tm)
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
treating this as elder abuse à la stan lee.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
THE 2028 LOS ANGELES OLYMPICS!!!!!
5 x john travolta beret time
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
fuck AI
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MST3Katie @mst3katie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
McHale’s Navy (1997) is a dumb, mostly forgettable movie but it has a few things going for it: - Bruce Campbell being *ridiculously* gorgeous - Tim Curry playing a delightfully hammy villain - the real US Navy refusing to aid production efforts cuz the movie wasn’t a good “recruitment picture”
Bruce Campbell holding a cigar and lounging around on an island while wearing a US Naval uniform in the movie McHale’s Navy (1997)Tim Curry standing on a cliff wearing sunglasses and all black clothes while screaming and holding a riding crop over his head in the movie McHale’s Navy (1997)Screencap from a 1996 Variety article:

GOOD MORNING: Mebbe they should call it, “McHale’s Mexican Navy”? The U.S. Navy nixed cooperation on the Universal-Bubble Factory’s bigscreen version of its 1962-66 hit sitcom. “They (the U.S. Navy) thought it wasn’t a ‘Top Gun’ recruitment picture,” exec producer Lance Hool told me from the Barra de Navidad location south of Puerto Vallarta. “We got a lot of cooperation from the Mexican Navy,” Hool added. “But we had to build (salvaged) PT boats from the ground up.”
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
now watching. correcting a blindspot!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
thinking about THIEF again.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
lucasfilm: yeah yeah we’re thinking we’d like to do more Kurosawa in space the chad Tony Gilroy, High and Low pilled: yeah like sweaty, desperate people in offices lucasfilm: no— the chad Tony Gilroy: just the most pathetic people alive arguing
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
gents, it’s time for robin williams summer. let those thighs FLY
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
rest in piss, you racist fuck!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
thank god we’re back in hollywood, where people treat each other right!!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
you fuckin stupid or what??
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
you can wear whatever you want to the grocery store! it’s not illegal (yet)!!
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In a world of changing values, one piece of advice remains constant:
A metallic foil tray, with
"Always
Support
The
Bottom"
embossed in the base.
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Read theory:
[[Roast Beef is wearing a raccoon-skin hat and holds a telescope.]] Ray: Hoo-oooo! Ray: Boss kaleidoscope, Beef! Roast Beef: Man I was digging through all my old kid stuff in the attic this morning man Roast Beef: Check this thing out [[Ray looks through the telescope.]] Ray: Ha ha! Ray: With that coonskin cap on, you look like you're 69ing with the dudes from ABBA! Roast Beef: Three dudes can't 69 man think about it Ray: Actually, they can. Ray: It's called the Isosceles Lock. [[A projector screen opens from the ceiling.]] [[The lights dim and a diagram of the Isosceles Lock appears on the projector screen.]] Ray: Invented by the dudes from ABBA, the Isosceles Lock has revolutionized...
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What a rollercoaster, man
Bart is dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land, but bart has been replaced by jonathan the tortoise
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You know drunk driving this motherfucker would be fun as shit
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
tom cruise popcorn one battle after another
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
it’s my birthday on the east coast, and i treated myself to a tattoo earlier today. if you’d like to buy me a drink, my venmo is tentwentysixpm!! 😘
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
“girl dinner” is infantilising and lame. Woman Meal is provocative and cool.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
women don’t need husbands, women need a collection of 70s shirts and a good waistcoat. a cool leather jacket doesn’t hurt.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
rainy day mai tais and chinese food yesterday, bonus heart cheese.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i’d love to be on marlon brando’s island with his crate of big macs right now.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
everyone on r/LAmetro right now.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
now watching. i never got into dawson’s creek, so this is where i really fell in love with james van der beek. RIP king.
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